ALLAH ka zikar apny hath ki ungliyon pe kiya kro
Q k jb aap qbr k anderon me raho gy to ye ungliyan roshni ka kaam krain gi
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Dil he sachha aur dimaag hai Kacha
Wah wah wah.
Dil h sachha aur dimaagh hai Kacha
Tere msgs nai aa rhe kya bat hai Bachha
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Think big...
Think more...
Think positive...
Think beautiful...
Think great...I kno thats too much 4u.
So, heres a short-cut. Just think
about me...!
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Must Remember Before Getting
Married:-
Marriages Maybe Made In Heaven..
But,
Maintainance Charges Are Paid On
Earth..!"
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Bhul se Bhi Kisi Ko na Rulana
Jindgi Main sab Ko hasana
Dusman Ko bhi gale Lagana
Fir Bhi Koi gam ho To apun Ko +91.... par phone Lagana.
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अगर परछाईयाँ कद से और बातें औकात से बड़ी होने लगे
तो......
समझ लीजिये कि सूरज डूबने ही वाला है.!.
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Hasi k raste pe chala karo,
khushiyo ki mehak liya karo,
pyaar se dilo ko chua karo,
jab apka dil udhas ho,
to is sweet si aafat ko yaad kiya karo...
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Ur my pumpkin pumpkin
.
hello hunny bunny :p
.
Im ur dumplin dumplin
.
hello hunny bunny :p
.
feeling something something :p
.
hello hunny bunny, .
hunny bunny :p
Hunny bunny..
.
tuku tukuuuuu…
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kabi na chuka sako wo lon h hum,
hamesha bajti rahe wo tone h hum,
ab to pahachan gaye na kon h hum?
are sms ki duniya ke "DON" h hum.
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Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay.
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Bandar ped par kyu sote he?
?
?
?
?
?
Chalo jane do,
Ye tumhara personal mamla he,
Muje kya?
Bas gir mat jana..
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Sonu Ki Biwi Ka Rang Kala Tha
1 Din Orange Colour Ki Saari Pehen K Pucha- Me Kaisi Dikh Rahi Hu
Sonu- Jaise Kajal Ki Factory Me Aag Lag Gayi Ho.
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Wo Ro Ro Kar Kehta Raha "Mujhe Tumse Nafrat Hai Nafrat Hai"
Ek Sawal Aj Bhi Pareshan Karta Hai "Nafrat Thi To Roya Kyu"???
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School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya,
Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gaya.
Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya,
Sari Class Fail, Aur..... Papu Pass Ho Gaya....
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Aye khuda barish karwa de.
Ek katora pani bharwa de.
Jo mujhe sms nhi karta,uska/uskimobile ko is
katora main duba de.
Na rahega phone
Na bajega tone.
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(".")
<) )>
/
I AM BODYGUARD !
Apni GirlFriend Ke Liye Jarurat Ho
To Call Kare- 7509...
.
Mujh Par Ek Ehsaan Karna Ke
Mujhe Miss Call Na Karna.....
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Kya "Andaz" Hai,
.
Kya "Jalva" Hai,
.
Kya "Style" Hai,
.
our
.
Kya "Smile" Hai,
.
Message To Karte "Nahi" aur Kehte Ho.
"Mere paas bhi mobile hai"...
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AGAR MOBILE EK BANDUK HAI
TO SMS USKI GOLI HAI
JAB YE CHALTI HAI
TO "BAHADUR" LOG JAWABI HAMLA KARTE HAI
JABKI "KAYAR" LOG DEKHTE HAI AUR ZULM SAHTE HAI
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JAB AAP MEHANTI ho..
Kaam ko Kabhi Kal Par Na Taalen...?
Wo Parso Bhi Ho Sakta H,,"
Take Full Rest ;-
Thanks for stay with me.
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