Ur my pumpkin pumpkin
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hello hunny bunny :p
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Im ur dumplin dumplin
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hello hunny bunny :p
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feeling something something :p
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hello hunny bunny, .
hunny bunny :p
Hunny bunny..
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tuku tukuuuuu…
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Suraj se achha Tara koi nahi,
Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi!
Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo.
Mere jaisa Pyaraa, aur Tere jaisa Aawaraa aur koi nahi!!
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Agar ap chor hote,
to meri kya chez churate.
1-brain
2-beauty
3-luck
4-style
5-smile
6-atitude
7-dil
8-charactr
9-nature.
10-voice. Rply plz i(.....)
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AGAR MOBILE EK BANDUK HAI
TO SMS USKI GOLI HAI
JAB YE CHALTI HAI
TO "BAHADUR" LOG JAWABI HAMLA KARTE HAI
JABKI "KAYAR" LOG DEKHTE HAI AUR ZULM SAHTE HAI
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Kya bindas hava chal rahi hai,
bird gaana ga rahe hain,
Cow log grass eat rahe hain,
shaane log SMS kar rahe hain
aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain
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Nadan Hai Muje Patthar DiL Batane Wale,
BhooL Gye Hai Shayad
Zamane Wale,
Patthar Ki Kimt Un Se Puchho,
Taraash Ke Tajmahal
Bana Gye Jo Banane Wale.
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" Funny truth "
Colleges And School Ko Log
"Swarg" Bolte He.
Hmmm.
Tabhi Toh Bujurg Log Kehete
Hai Ke
Jodiya Swarg Me Banti Hai.
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दौलत से भले ही गरीब रहो
पर दिल से
रहना धनवान
झोपड़ियोँ के बाहर अक्सर लिखा होता है
"सुस्वागतम"
और महल वाले लिखते हैँ
"कुत्तोँ से सावधान " :-P
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Pehle mere khat k us ne
Ikk anjane khof se dar kar
Tokare tokare kar dale
Abb…………
Aik haseen ehsas k tabagh
Jis ka koi naam nahin hai
Pichale kitne hi ghanton se
Darwaze ki aot me chop kar
Tokare joor rahi hai
‘’PAGAL’’………..
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What is full form of girl-
g= gali dene me sabse aage
i= innocent sirf sakal se
r= rone dhone ki automatic machine
l= larne
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(".")
<) )>
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I AM BODYGUARD !
Apni GirlFriend Ke Liye Jarurat Ho
To Call Kare- 7509...
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Mujh Par Ek Ehsaan Karna Ke
Mujhe Miss Call Na Karna.....
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Hasi k raste pe chala karo,
khushiyo ki mehak liya karo,
pyaar se dilo ko chua karo,
jab apka dil udhas ho,
to is sweet si aafat ko yaad kiya karo...
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Sir- 2 Me Se 2 Gye Kitne Rahe
Monu- Kuch Samjha Nahi Masterji
Sir- Beta Tumare Pas 2 Roti Hai, Tumne Khali, Tumare Pas Kya Bacha
Monu- Sabji
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Saccha dost wo hota hai,
Jo exam me aapke paas wali,
Window ke samne aake bole????
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Abey kitna likhega??
jaldi chal teri wali jaa rahi hai.!!
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Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",
Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",
Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",
AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"
WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!
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=He!ght of Respons!b!L!ty=
A Man Goes inTo L!brary & Asks 4 A Book On Su!c!de*
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L!brar!an Looks H!m & Says:
"Wapas Dene Kon Aayega..?
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Kabse Call kar rha hu
Lag hi nhi rha
agr waha Light aa gayi hai toh Jaldise Star News ya AajTak lagao
Katrina Mar Gyi
Mujh pe.
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