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  • Aye khuda barish karwa de. Ek katora pani bharwa de. Jo mujhe sms nhi karta,uska/uskimobile ko is katora main duba de. Na rahega phone Na bajega tone.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Message pe message bhejti ho, bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karti ho, bhejti ho to bhi kya bhejti ho, khud ka bheja to chalata nahi, dusre ka bheja huaa hi bhejti ho.
    • 10 years ago



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  • you know ek ladki aapni life mein RANI LAXMI BAI hoti hai kaise? shadi se pahle rani shadi k baad laxmi aur 2-3 bacche hone k baad bai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mandir me Jaap Karta hu.. Masjid me Namaz Padta hu.. Insaan $e kahin Bhagwan na Ban Jau, i$liye "Buri Aatmao" ko sms karke roj ek paap karta hu..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Behan ki friend behan ho sakti hai, Bhai ka friend Bhai ho sakta hai, . Lekin afsos wife ki friend wife nahi ho sakti
    • 10 years ago



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  • U wanna see my 6 packs.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ Peeke talli ho gaya me
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agar ap chor hote, to meri kya chez churate. 1-brain 2-beauty 3-luck 4-style 5-smile 6-atitude 7-dil 8-charactr 9-nature. 10-voice. Rply plz i(.....)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladkiyo ki problem ye hai ki unhe lagta hai saare ladke unhe pasand karte hai. Ladko ki problem ye hai ki unhe saari ladkiya pasand aati hai :P
    • 10 years ago



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  • दौलत से भले ही गरीब रहो पर दिल से रहना धनवान झोपड़ियोँ के बाहर अक्सर लिखा होता है "सुस्वागतम" और महल वाले लिखते हैँ "कुत्तोँ से सावधान " :-P
    • 10 years ago



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  • kabi na chuka sako wo lon h hum, hamesha bajti rahe wo tone h hum, ab to pahachan gaye na kon h hum? are sms ki duniya ke "DON" h hum.
    • 10 years ago



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