Funny Saying SMS

Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya. Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi. Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi? Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..

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Meri G.F.-Mai kisi aur se shadi kar rahi hun..! MAI :- "Na tere aane ki khushi, Na tere jane ka gam, Ja Dusri pata lenge hum, Kyoki jisme hai dum wo hai HUM"...

9 years ago

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nsurance Wale B Kya Gajab Dhate Hai, Insurnce Wale B Kya Gajab Dhate Hai, Logo Ki Bibiyo Ke Paas Beth Ke Pati Ke Marne Ke Faide Samjhate Hai.

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Kabhi hath pe kabhi hont pe kbhi ankh pe kabhi naak pe kiss . kiss . kiss kiss kadar makhiyan tang krti h apko? Nahaoge nhi to aisa hi hogaaa

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Must Remember Before Getting Married:- Marriages Maybe Made In Heaven.. But, Maintainance Charges Are Paid On Earth..!"

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=He!ght of Respons!b!L!ty= A Man Goes inTo L!brary & Asks 4 A Book On Su!c!de* . . L!brar!an Looks H!m & Says: "Wapas Dene Kon Aayega..?

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Larkiyon Ko Patanay K 3 Tareeqay .. –––… . 1) 2) 3) –– Jaldi Likh Kar Bhejo .. Main Abhi Tak Single Hun!!

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Young generation ko zayada tension kb hoti h? . . . . Jab wo so kar uthe or unka mobile Mummy k pas ho...

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Kehdo un parhne walon se, Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay, Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain, Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay.

9 years ago

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Khuda Bohot Mehrban He ki Usne Dosto Ki Koi Qeemat Nhi Rakhi Vrna Hm Ap Jese Dost Ki Qeemt Kese Ada Krte Qki CHAWANNI/ ATHHANI ab kaha chlti h?

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What is Swarg? American Salary German car Chinese Food & Indian Wife What is Nark? American Wife German Food Chinese Car & Indian Salary.

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Pehle mere khat k us ne Ikk anjane khof se dar kar Tokare tokare kar dale Abb………… Aik haseen ehsas k tabagh Jis ka koi naam nahin hai Pichale kitne hi ghanton se Darwaze ki aot me chop kar Tokare joor rahi hai ‘’PAGAL’’………..

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