Funny Saying SMS

Suraj se achha Tara koi nahi, Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi! Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo. Mere jaisa Pyaraa, aur Tere jaisa Aawaraa aur koi nahi!!

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Destiny Simply Depends On The, Strength Of Your Dreams, If You Cry At Trouble It Grows Double And, If You Laugh At Trouble, It Disappears Like A Bubble.

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Phool hoon gulaab ka, Chameli ka mat samjhna. Aashiq hun aapka, Apni saheli ka mat samjhna.

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Sarkari Bus Me Bethna Nhi * Sarkari School Me padna Nhi * Sarkari hosptal Me jana Nhi * Aur Nokri chahiye To Sarkari.! WaH INDIA WaH

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Kabhi hath pe kabhi hont pe kbhi ankh pe kabhi naak pe kiss . kiss . kiss kiss kadar makhiyan tang krti h apko? Nahaoge nhi to aisa hi hogaaa

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Ghor Kalyug- Ek ladka bus stand me ladki ko pareshaan Kar raha hota hai. Girl:Ghar me Maa/Bahen nahi hai kya? Boy: nahi Jee koi nahi hai... akela rehta hu Girl:To Ghar le chal na pagal, YahaTime pass kyu kr raha hai .

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What is full form of girl- g= gali dene me sabse aage i= innocent sirf sakal se r= rone dhone ki automatic machine l= larne

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AGAR MOBILE EK BANDUK HAI TO SMS USKI GOLI HAI JAB YE CHALTI HAI TO "BAHADUR" LOG JAWABI HAMLA KARTE HAI JABKI "KAYAR" LOG DEKHTE HAI AUR ZULM SAHTE HAI

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ALLAH ka zikar apny hath ki ungliyon pe kiya kro Q k jb aap qbr k anderon me raho gy to ye ungliyan roshni ka kaam krain gi

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poonam ki raat me chand badal jaata hai, waqt k sath insan badal jata hai, sochte hain k aapko tang na kare, magar sochte-2 plan badal jaata hai.*

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you know ek ladki aapni life mein RANI LAXMI BAI hoti hai kaise? shadi se pahle rani shadi k baad laxmi aur 2-3 bacche hone k baad bai.

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1 Famous Chinese Poet Said, "Shinguya chi Chongo itima shin Una pin pingo ching" Heart Touching na.! Mere to Ansu Aa gaye.!

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Humne unke samne aana chhod diya, Apni chahat ko jatana chhod diya, Kyonki Jinki hansi par marte the hum, Unhone hume dekh kar muskurana chhod diya…

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Abhi Qadam He Rakha Tha Hum Ne Mekhane me ek Awaaz aai, " SAQI " Chala Ja Wapis Tujhe Sharab ki Nahi kisi k Didaar ki Zarurt Hai......! " L¡fe ¡s sø .W."H

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Bandar ped par kyu sote he? ? ? ? ? ? Chalo jane do, Ye tumhara personal mamla he, Muje kya? Bas gir mat jana..

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Ladkiyo ki problem ye hai ki unhe lagta hai saare ladke unhe pasand karte hai. Ladko ki problem ye hai ki unhe saari ladkiya pasand aati hai :P

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Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya!!!

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Bechaini ya samet ke sare zaha ki, Jab kuch n ban saka to mera dil bana diya.

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Agar ap chor hote, to meri kya chez churate. 1-brain 2-beauty 3-luck 4-style 5-smile 6-atitude 7-dil 8-charactr 9-nature. 10-voice. Rply plz i(.....)

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Kya bindas hava chal rahi hai, bird gaana ga rahe hain, Cow log grass eat rahe hain, shaane log SMS kar rahe hain aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain

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