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  • BOY-Mujhse shadi karogi.? GIRL-Kyaa.? BOY-Achchi film hai na.. GIRL-Kutte k bachche.. BOY-What..? GIRL-Kitne cute hote he na.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Though u r away this Diwali......... You r always with me in my Thoughts. Thinking of u and looking forward to seeing you soon. Wishing you a Happy Diwali filled with success , Happiness and Many moment to cherish. *JuSt FrOm SkR*
    • 10 years ago



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  • AGAR MOBILE EK BANDUK HAI TO SMS USKI GOLI HAI JAB YE CHALTI HAI TO "BAHADUR" LOG JAWABI HAMLA KARTE HAI JABKI "KAYAR" LOG DEKHTE HAI AUR ZULM SAHTE HAI
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mandir me Jaap Karta hu.. Masjid me Namaz Padta hu.. Insaan $e kahin Bhagwan na Ban Jau, i$liye "Buri Aatmao" ko sms karke roj ek paap karta hu..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladkiyo ki problem ye hai ki unhe lagta hai saare ladke unhe pasand karte hai. Ladko ki problem ye hai ki unhe saari ladkiya pasand aati hai :P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kehdo un parhne walon se, Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay, Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain, Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Famous Chinese Poet Said, "Shinguya chi Chongo itima shin Una pin pingo ching" Heart Touching na.! Mere to Ansu Aa gaye.!
    • 10 years ago



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  • School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya, Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gaya. Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya, Sari Class Fail, Aur..... Papu Pass Ho Gaya....
    • 10 years ago



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  • A Nice saying: "FINE" IS A TAX FOR DOING WRONG THINGS. . where as, "TAX" IS A FINE FOR DOING RIGHT THINGS. what a funny world!.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hasi k raste pe chala karo, khushiyo ki mehak liya karo, pyaar se dilo ko chua karo, jab apka dil udhas ho, to is sweet si aafat ko yaad kiya karo...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bahut dard hota h jb teacher bolta h ki tmhara or tmhare aage wale ka answer ek h.. . . . . Tab dil se aawaz aati h.. . . . To saale sawal b to ek hi tha!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Larkiyon Ko Patanay K 3 Tareeqay .. –––… . 1) 2) 3) –– Jaldi Likh Kar Bhejo .. Main Abhi Tak Single Hun!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sir- 2 Me Se 2 Gye Kitne Rahe Monu- Kuch Samjha Nahi Masterji Sir- Beta Tumare Pas 2 Roti Hai, Tumne Khali, Tumare Pas Kya Bacha Monu- Sabji
    • 10 years ago



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  • I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Saccha dost wo hota hai, Jo exam me aapke paas wali, Window ke samne aake bole???? . Abey kitna likhega?? jaldi chal teri wali jaa rahi hai.!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Abhi Qadam He Rakha Tha Hum Ne Mekhane me ek Awaaz aai, " SAQI " Chala Ja Wapis Tujhe Sharab ki Nahi kisi k Didaar ki Zarurt Hai......! " L¡fe ¡s sø .W."H
    • 10 years ago



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  • Students song Hm hoge all pass Hm hoge all pass 1din . Ho! ho! SOTE h bindass Likhte h bakwas Karte h timepas Fir B h vishwas Marks milenge jhaKkas 1 din!
    • 10 years ago



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