Think big...
Think more...
Think positive...
Think beautiful...
Think great...I kno thats too much 4u.
So, heres a short-cut. Just think
about me...!
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Bandar ped par kyu sote he?
?
?
?
?
?
Chalo jane do,
Ye tumhara personal mamla he,
Muje kya?
Bas gir mat jana..
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DIL ROYA PAR AANKH KO RONE NA DIYA
SARI SARI RAT JAGA KHUD KO SONE NA DIYA
ITNA KARTE HAI PYAR AAP KO
PAR IS BAT KA AHSAS HONE N DIYA
BY
FAIYAZ ALAM
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Kya "Andaz" Hai,
.
Kya "Jalva" Hai,
.
Kya "Style" Hai,
.
our
.
Kya "Smile" Hai,
.
Message To Karte "Nahi" aur Kehte Ho.
"Mere paas bhi mobile hai"...
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Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha,
Har Meenar Ko Dekha,
Har Kaleen Ko Dekha,
Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa Kasam, Bahut
Kharcha Ho Gaya!!!
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Must Remember Before Getting
Married:-
Marriages Maybe Made In Heaven..
But,
Maintainance Charges Are Paid On
Earth..!"
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" Funny truth "
Being "In A Relationship"
And
Being "In The "Hospital"
Is All The Same.
Everyone Asks:
"Serious Hai Kya" ?=P
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Hasi k raste pe chala karo,
khushiyo ki mehak liya karo,
pyaar se dilo ko chua karo,
jab apka dil udhas ho,
to is sweet si aafat ko yaad kiya karo...
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AGAR MOBILE EK BANDUK HAI
TO SMS USKI GOLI HAI
JAB YE CHALTI HAI
TO "BAHADUR" LOG JAWABI HAMLA KARTE HAI
JABKI "KAYAR" LOG DEKHTE HAI AUR ZULM SAHTE HAI
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A Nice saying:
"FINE" IS A TAX FOR DOING WRONG THINGS.
.
where as,
"TAX" IS A FINE FOR DOING RIGHT THINGS.
what a funny world!.
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Agar me mar bhi jau to mera gum mat karna
Ansu B mat bahana mere liye.
Sidhe
upar aa jana.
Fir kya???
Pipal ke ped par baitkar logo ko daraynge!!
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U wanna see my 6 packs..
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\_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/
Peeke talli ho gaya me
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Nadan Hai Muje Patthar DiL Batane Wale,
BhooL Gye Hai Shayad
Zamane Wale,
Patthar Ki Kimt Un Se Puchho,
Taraash Ke Tajmahal
Bana Gye Jo Banane Wale.
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Sms ke rates.....
1996-4/-
2000-2/-
2004-1/-
2006-.50/-
2008-free/-
aap kab karoge jab sms pe lone milaga tab.....
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Sweet candies are nice to eat …
Sweet words are easy to say …
but, sweet ppl are hard to find …
OH MY GOD! how did u find me?
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दौलत से भले ही गरीब रहो
पर दिल से
रहना धनवान
झोपड़ियोँ के बाहर अक्सर लिखा होता है
"सुस्वागतम"
और महल वाले लिखते हैँ
"कुत्तोँ से सावधान " :-P
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Chana khajo,
Mamra khajo,
Sathe khajo khajoor.....!
Msg karvano time na male to rakhi lejo "MAJOOR"
Pan msg karjo jurur...
Mara hujur
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nsurance Wale B Kya Gajab Dhate Hai,
Insurnce Wale B Kya Gajab Dhate Hai,
Logo Ki Bibiyo Ke Paas Beth Ke Pati Ke Marne Ke Faide Samjhate Hai.
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