Bhul se Bhi Kisi Ko na Rulana
Jindgi Main sab Ko hasana
Dusman Ko bhi gale Lagana
Fir Bhi Koi gam ho To apun Ko +91.... par phone Lagana.
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U wanna see my 6 packs..
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Peeke talli ho gaya me
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Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..
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1Gao tha Usme Raja tha
Rani thi
Hajam tha
kisan tha
Tailor tha
Techr tha
Doctor b tha
Or b bahot se log the
kabi Call krna to fursat se bataunga.
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He Dude what happaned no call,no miss call,no sms,no email
Why you no talking about me?
Ohh!!!!!
Reacharg you problem you don,t worry i sending you reacharg
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Please scrach here with bleade
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Good is not creat by god,
not designed by ur parents,
not prepared you good day is created only by Britannia biscuit company .keep smile
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Dil he sachha aur dimaag hai Kacha
Wah wah wah.
Dil h sachha aur dimaagh hai Kacha
Tere msgs nai aa rhe kya bat hai Bachha
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, New Whatsapp Status
=He!ght of Respons!b!L!ty=
A Man Goes inTo L!brary & Asks 4 A Book On Su!c!de*
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L!brar!an Looks H!m & Says:
"Wapas Dene Kon Aayega..?
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Humne unke samne aana chhod diya,
Apni chahat ko jatana chhod diya,
Kyonki Jinki hansi par marte the hum,
Unhone hume dekh kar muskurana chhod diya…
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Kya "Andaz" Hai,
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Kya "Jalva" Hai,
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Kya "Style" Hai,
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Kya "Smile" Hai,
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Message To Karte "Nahi" aur Kehte Ho.
"Mere paas bhi mobile hai"...
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स्वर्ग में सब कुछ है लेकिन मौत नहीं है,
गीता में सब कुछ है लेकिन झूठ नहीं है,
दुनिया में सब कुछ है लेकिन किसी को सुकून नहीं है,
और
आज के इंसान में सब कुछ है लेकिन सब्र नहीं.
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Saccha dost wo hota hai,
Jo exam me aapke paas wali,
Window ke samne aake bole????
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Abey kitna likhega??
jaldi chal teri wali jaa rahi hai.!!
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Kabse Call kar rha hu
Lag hi nhi rha
agr waha Light aa gayi hai toh Jaldise Star News ya AajTak lagao
Katrina Mar Gyi
Mujh pe.
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Think big...
Think more...
Think positive...
Think beautiful...
Think great...I kno thats too much 4u.
So, heres a short-cut. Just think
about me...!
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What is full form of girl-
g= gali dene me sabse aage
i= innocent sirf sakal se
r= rone dhone ki automatic machine
l= larne
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