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  • Doctor: kya taklif hai? Patient: sote waqt saas lene mein taklif hota hai Doctor: aj se sote waqt saas ko nehi saali ko lekar sona.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bhul se Bhi Kisi Ko na Rulana Jindgi Main sab Ko hasana Dusman Ko bhi gale Lagana Fir Bhi Koi gam ho To apun Ko +91.... par phone Lagana.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aapke dil me basjayenge SMS ki tarah. Dil me bajenge RING TONE ki tarah. Dosti kum nahi hongi BALANCE ki tarah. Sirf aap busy na rehana NETWORK ki tarah....
    • 10 years ago



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  • स्वर्ग में सब कुछ है लेकिन मौत नहीं है, गीता में सब कुछ है लेकिन झूठ नहीं है, दुनिया में सब कुछ है लेकिन किसी को सुकून नहीं है, और आज के इंसान में सब कुछ है लेकिन सब्र नहीं.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Message pe message bhejti ho, bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karti ho, bhejti ho to bhi kya bhejti ho, khud ka bheja to chalata nahi, dusre ka bheja huaa hi bhejti ho.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aye khuda barish karwa de. Ek katora pani bharwa de. Jo mujhe sms nhi karta,uska/uskimobile ko is katora main duba de. Na rahega phone Na bajega tone.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya. Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi. Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi? Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Famous Chinese Poet Said, "Shinguya chi Chongo itima shin Una pin pingo ching" Heart Touching na.! Mere to Ansu Aa gaye.!
    • 10 years ago



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  • What is Swarg? American Salary German car Chinese Food & Indian Wife What is Nark? American Wife German Food Chinese Car & Indian Salary.
    • 10 years ago



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  • दौलत से भले ही गरीब रहो पर दिल से रहना धनवान झोपड़ियोँ के बाहर अक्सर लिखा होता है "सुस्वागतम" और महल वाले लिखते हैँ "कुत्तोँ से सावधान " :-P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agar me mar bhi jau to mera gum mat karna Ansu B mat bahana mere liye. Sidhe upar aa jana. Fir kya??? Pipal ke ped par baitkar logo ko daraynge!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kya "Andaz" Hai, . Kya "Jalva" Hai, . Kya "Style" Hai, . our . Kya "Smile" Hai, . Message To Karte "Nahi" aur Kehte Ho. "Mere paas bhi mobile hai"...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kabhi hath pe kabhi hont pe kbhi ankh pe kabhi naak pe kiss . kiss . kiss kiss kadar makhiyan tang krti h apko? Nahaoge nhi to aisa hi hogaaa
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mandir me Jaap Karta hu.. Masjid me Namaz Padta hu.. Insaan $e kahin Bhagwan na Ban Jau, i$liye "Buri Aatmao" ko sms karke roj ek paap karta hu..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Khuda Bohot Mehrban He ki Usne Dosto Ki Koi Qeemat Nhi Rakhi Vrna Hm Ap Jese Dost Ki Qeemt Kese Ada Krte Qki CHAWANNI/ ATHHANI ab kaha chlti h?
    • 10 years ago



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  • poonam ki raat me chand badal jaata hai, waqt k sath insan badal jata hai, sochte hain k aapko tang na kare, magar sochte-2 plan badal jaata hai.*
    • 10 years ago



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  • JO mangoge milega . DIL DHADKAN JIGAR Ankhen Dosti Mohabatein MANN JAAN . BUS "JUDAI" nahi mil sakti . Qki . ? . Uski DVD kharab ho gai hai.
    • 10 years ago



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