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  • 1 Juth Aapki Zindgi Ke 5 Min Kam Kar Deta Hai, Aur 1 Muskurahat Aapki Zindgi Ke 10 Min Badha Deti Hai, Moral: Haste Haste Juth Bolo To Bhi 5 Min Ka Faayda Hai..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sms ke rates..... 1996-4/- 2000-2/- 2004-1/- 2006-.50/- 2008-free/- aap kab karoge jab sms pe lone milaga tab.....
    • 9 years ago



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  • What is Swarg? American Salary German car Chinese Food & Indian Wife What is Nark? American Wife German Food Chinese Car & Indian Salary.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Kabhi hath pe kabhi hont pe kbhi ankh pe kabhi naak pe kiss . kiss . kiss kiss kadar makhiyan tang krti h apko? Nahaoge nhi to aisa hi hogaaa
    • 9 years ago



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  • Good is not creat by god, not designed by ur parents, not prepared you good day is created only by Britannia biscuit company .keep smile
    • 9 years ago



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  • nsurance Wale B Kya Gajab Dhate Hai, Insurnce Wale B Kya Gajab Dhate Hai, Logo Ki Bibiyo Ke Paas Beth Ke Pati Ke Marne Ke Faide Samjhate Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • kya koi iska answer bata sakta he he dum kisi me.... 2 + 6+ 10+ 14 + 18 + 22 + 26+ 30+ 34 + 38 = 200 To in me se kisi 5 ko total kar ke 100 banao, Agar dimag me dam hai to reply karo........... ..??????? Chalenge For YoU
    • 9 years ago



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  • Khuda Bohot Mehrban He ki Usne Dosto Ki Koi Qeemat Nhi Rakhi Vrna Hm Ap Jese Dost Ki Qeemt Kese Ada Krte Qki CHAWANNI/ ATHHANI ab kaha chlti h?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya. Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi. Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi? Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1. POLICE MAN - Sab Mujh Se Darte Hai Or Main Biwi Se 2. MOCHI- Main Juto Ki Marammat Karta Hu Or Biwi Meri 3. TEACHER- Main School Me Lecture Deta Hu or Ghar Me Sirf Sunta Hu. 4. OFFICER- Main Office Me BOSS Hu or Ghar Me Naukar 5. JUDGE- Main Court Me Faisale Sunata Hu or Ghar Me Khud Insaaf Ka Talabgar Faisala Aapke Hath Me Hai, Kunware Raho, Khush Raho. Note- Jo Shadi Kar Chuke Hai Sabr Kare or Jinki Nahi Hui Wo na kre...
    • 9 years ago



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  • DIL ROYA PAR AANKH KO RONE NA DIYA SARI SARI RAT JAGA KHUD KO SONE NA DIYA ITNA KARTE HAI PYAR AAP KO PAR IS BAT KA AHSAS HONE N DIYA BY FAIYAZ ALAM
    • 9 years ago



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  • I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
    • 9 years ago



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  • BANKS HSBC:Hum Sabse Bade Chor HDFC:Har Dum Fakir Chand BOB:Bank Of Bhikaris IDBI:Itna Dhan Bina Income SBI:Sab Bhikari Idhar GREAT INDIA
    • 9 years ago



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  • JAB AAP MEHANTI ho.. Kaam ko Kabhi Kal Par Na Taalen...? Wo Parso Bhi Ho Sakta H,," Take Full Rest ;- Thanks for stay with me.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sahab: Tum bathroom main qun ghus aye, kiya tumhein pta nahi tha ki main nahaa rahaa hun? naukar: sahab galati ho gayi, mein samjhaa tha begum sahibaa naha rahi hain..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher to student- NAADE ko english me kya kehte hain? Student- P.H.D. Teacher- kya matlab? Student- Pjama holding device.
    • 9 years ago



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  • msg pe msg bhejte ho bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karte ho bhejte bhi ho to kya bhejte ho khud ka bheja chalta nahi dusro ka bheja bhej te ho
    • 9 years ago



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