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  • U wanna see my 6 packs.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ Peeke talli ho gaya me
    • 10 years ago



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  • Behan ki friend behan ho sakti hai, Bhai ka friend Bhai ho sakta hai, . Lekin afsos wife ki friend wife nahi ho sakti
    • 10 years ago



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  • Saccha dost wo hota hai, Jo exam me aapke paas wali, Window ke samne aake bole???? . Abey kitna likhega?? jaldi chal teri wali jaa rahi hai.!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Khush to bahot hoge tum, Khush to bahot hoge tum, Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya, Magar aab kya karoge...? Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...? Ha ha ha ha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sms ke rates..... 1996-4/- 2000-2/- 2004-1/- 2006-.50/- 2008-free/- aap kab karoge jab sms pe lone milaga tab.....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Though u r away this Diwali......... You r always with me in my Thoughts. Thinking of u and looking forward to seeing you soon. Wishing you a Happy Diwali filled with success , Happiness and Many moment to cherish. *JuSt FrOm SkR*
    • 10 years ago



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  • दौलत से भले ही गरीब रहो पर दिल से रहना धनवान झोपड़ियोँ के बाहर अक्सर लिखा होता है "सुस्वागतम" और महल वाले लिखते हैँ "कुत्तोँ से सावधान " :-P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mandir me Jaap Karta hu.. Masjid me Namaz Padta hu.. Insaan $e kahin Bhagwan na Ban Jau, i$liye "Buri Aatmao" ko sms karke roj ek paap karta hu..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Life is like a school Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agar me mar bhi jau to mera gum mat karna Ansu B mat bahana mere liye. Sidhe upar aa jana. Fir kya??? Pipal ke ped par baitkar logo ko daraynge!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Zindagi mein teen cheezen kabhi bhi aa sakti hain..... PAISA..... . MAUT..... Aur.....Aur..... . . . . . Mera SMS!
    • 10 years ago



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  • DIL ROYA PAR AANKH KO RONE NA DIYA SARI SARI RAT JAGA KHUD KO SONE NA DIYA ITNA KARTE HAI PYAR AAP KO PAR IS BAT KA AHSAS HONE N DIYA BY FAIYAZ ALAM
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gandhi bhi chala gaya, nehru bhi mar gaya, subhash bose ka bhi kuchh pata nahi aur meri bhi tabiyat thik nahi hai....pata nahi desh ka ab kya hoga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sir- 2 Me Se 2 Gye Kitne Rahe Monu- Kuch Samjha Nahi Masterji Sir- Beta Tumare Pas 2 Roti Hai, Tumne Khali, Tumare Pas Kya Bacha Monu- Sabji
    • 10 years ago



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  • Apne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai, apne dil me asha ki KIRAN jaga rakhi hai, hum roz kahan se naye msgs bhejen, hum ne kya sms ki factory laga rakhi hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Message pe message bhejti ho, bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karti ho, bhejti ho to bhi kya bhejti ho, khud ka bheja to chalata nahi, dusre ka bheja huaa hi bhejti ho.
    • 10 years ago



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  • A Nice saying: "FINE" IS A TAX FOR DOING WRONG THINGS. . where as, "TAX" IS A FINE FOR DOING RIGHT THINGS. what a funny world!.
    • 10 years ago



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  • msg pe msg bhejte ho bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karte ho bhejte bhi ho to kya bhejte ho khud ka bheja chalta nahi dusro ka bheja bhej te ho
    • 10 years ago



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  • अगर परछाईयाँ कद से और बातें औकात से बड़ी होने लगे तो...... समझ लीजिये कि सूरज डूबने ही वाला है.!.
    • 10 years ago



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