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  • School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya, Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gaya. Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya, Sari Class Fail, Aur..... Papu Pass Ho Gaya....
    • 9 years ago



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  • Doctor: kya taklif hai? Patient: sote waqt saas lene mein taklif hota hai Doctor: aj se sote waqt saas ko nehi saali ko lekar sona.
    • 9 years ago



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  • nsurance Wale B Kya Gajab Dhate Hai, Insurnce Wale B Kya Gajab Dhate Hai, Logo Ki Bibiyo Ke Paas Beth Ke Pati Ke Marne Ke Faide Samjhate Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Its real.. Agar aap kahi ja rahe hai... Aur "kala kutta" Aap ke aage se guzar jaye to samjh jana. . ki . kala kutta bhi kahi jaa rha hai...
    • 9 years ago



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  • poonam ki raat me chand badal jaata hai, waqt k sath insan badal jata hai, sochte hain k aapko tang na kare, magar sochte-2 plan badal jaata hai.*
    • 9 years ago



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  • Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya!!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • JAB AAP MEHANTI ho.. Kaam ko Kabhi Kal Par Na Taalen...? Wo Parso Bhi Ho Sakta H,," Take Full Rest ;- Thanks for stay with me.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Bahut dard hota h jb teacher bolta h ki tmhara or tmhare aage wale ka answer ek h.. . . . . Tab dil se aawaz aati h.. . . . To saale sawal b to ek hi tha!
    • 9 years ago



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  • He Dude what happaned no call,no miss call,no sms,no email Why you no talking about me? Ohh!!!!! Reacharg you problem you don,t worry i sending you reacharg |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| Please scrach here with bleade
    • 9 years ago



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  • Life is like a school Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime
    • 9 years ago



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  • Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai, Taqdeer kisi bhi waqt bhi badal sakti hai, Hausla rakh, channel na badal, SANIA MIRZA kisi bhi waqt Jhuk sakti hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • BANKS HSBC:Hum Sabse Bade Chor HDFC:Har Dum Fakir Chand BOB:Bank Of Bhikaris IDBI:Itna Dhan Bina Income SBI:Sab Bhikari Idhar GREAT INDIA
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pehle mere khat k us ne Ikk anjane khof se dar kar Tokare tokare kar dale Abb………… Aik haseen ehsas k tabagh Jis ka koi naam nahin hai Pichale kitne hi ghanton se Darwaze ki aot me chop kar Tokare joor rahi hai ‘’PAGAL’’………..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Bewafa Duniya Mein Sari Zindgai Kon Sath Day Ga Tera ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ Log To Hathon Se Dafna Ker Bhool Jatay Hain K , Qabar Kon Si Thi...!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • " Funny truth " Colleges And School Ko Log "Swarg" Bolte He. Hmmm. Tabhi Toh Bujurg Log Kehete Hai Ke Jodiya Swarg Me Banti Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher to student- NAADE ko english me kya kehte hain? Student- P.H.D. Teacher- kya matlab? Student- Pjama holding device.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Aye khuda barish karwa de. Ek katora pani bharwa de. Jo mujhe sms nhi karta,uska/uskimobile ko is katora main duba de. Na rahega phone Na bajega tone.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Khte H Phulo ki Zuban Nhi Hoti Lfzo Me Khushi Byaan Nhi Hoti Mila H Msg Hmara To Qadar Kijiye HAMARI FURSAT Hr Kisi Pr Mhrban Nhi Hoti.
    • 9 years ago



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