Jad kise bande da bin marji viah hoje,
Hasdi vasdi dunia tabah hoje,
Ghar wali jad bina gall ton rus rus vikhandi a,
Phir rabb ton pehlan mashook chete aundi a..
Sajna ve rabb mania hai tenu,
tu saatho azmaya ni jaana,,,
tainu gwa k sohneya saatho kujh paya ni jaana,,,
g tu befa ho gya saatho eh ilzaam laya v ni jaana tenu....
boy:sohniye tenu padan di lod nhi.
tenu ek ek parchi fadawange.
rakh mitra te yakeen tere 100 cho 100 number dwawange.
girl:dafa ho pare!pichhle saal tere yakeen te me befikar hoke aayi c.
pepar c mera chemistry da te mainu parchi histri di fadayi c.
akhan band kitian te tenu sahmne paya.......tera masum chehra har vari sahmne aya..rabb nu milan di reejh v odo muk gyi,jad yad ohnu kita te sahmne tenu paya
Santa: Tere result da ki banya?
Pappu: Miss kendi aey es class wich ik saal hor laggay ga?
Santa: Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par fail na hovin mera puttar.
Punjabi Boys ka Girls ko PROPOSE kerny ka style:
Pipal da boota howey..
Gannay da ras howey..
Jay mera wass howey..
Rab di Qasam..
Teri Maa meri saas howey..
4 kam karo,
1 Mobile Switch off Karo,
2 Battery Kholo,
3 Sim card Kaddo,
4 phone nu road te sutt dao,
Jad SMS nai karna tan phone dee ki jarurat hai....