Kita Ek Gunah Jehra Pyar Kar Baithe
Yaadan Wali Nagri Abaad Kar Baithe
Change Wasde C Duniya Ch Pyar To Bina
Hathi Apne hi Khud Nu Barbad Kar Baithe....!!!
Husband:Tera viah ton pehlan koi boyfriend c?
Wife khamosh rehndi hai.
Husband:Main is khamoshi da ki matlab samjan?.
Wife:"Moya sabar rakh gin tan len de".
Sun Ve Raba Es Dil Di Fariyad
Es Dil Wich Jakham Bathere Ne
Ehna Jakhma Nu Le Ke Kithe Java
Har Passé Chhae Hanere Ne
Ehna Hanerea Nu Karde To Khatam
Ehna Haneriya Ch Dukhde Mere Ne
Santa: Tere result da ki banya?
Pappu: Miss kendi aey es class wich ik saal hor laggay ga?
Santa: Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par fail na hovin mera puttar.
Toofanaa vich kashtiyan nu kinaray vee milday nay..
Duniyan vich lokan nu sahaaray vee milday nay..
Jagg vich sabb ton piyaari hai zindagi..
Par kuchh log zindagi ton pyaaray vee milday nay..
DiL Nu Lag Jaan Rog Te Ki Kariye,
Kisay Di Yaad Vich Akhiyan Ron Te Ki Kariye,
Tu Sanu Milan Di Tamanna Rendi Ae Har Dam,
Par Jay Yaar Hi Pul Jaan Te Ki Kariye.. !!
4 kam karo,
1 Mobile Switch off Karo,
2 Battery Kholo,
3 Sim card Kaddo,
4 phone nu road te sutt dao,
Jad SMS nai karna tan phone dee ki jarurat hai....
kujh hanju de gaye ne kujh honke de gaye ne..sajjan saade saanu eh ki tohfe de gaye ne...chal chadd dila na kar pachtaawa..jo kujh v de gaye ne tere aapne de gaye ne...
tu mil jave asi hor ki mangna e, tu kisse kbul dua varga.
amrit velle de bol jeha, teerath nu jande raah varga.
tu sadi kmzori e, tere bina guzara nhi hona tu aunde jande saah varga..