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Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.

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If you want to be a grocer, or a general, or a politician, or a judge, you will invariably become it; that is your punishment. If you never know what you want to be, if you live what some might call the dynamic life but what I will call the artistic life, if each day you are unsure of who you are and what you know you will never become anything, and that is your reward.

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I love hearing my relations abused. It is the only thing that makes me put up with them at all. Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live nor the smallest instinct about when to die.

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To make a good salad is to be a brilliant diplomatist - the problem is entirely the same in both cases. To know exactly how much oil one must put with one's vinegar.

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Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it.

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That beauty which is meant by art is no mere accident of human life which people can take or leave, but a positive necessity of life if we are to live as nature meant us to, that is to say unless we are content to be less than men.

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Every man of ambition has to fight his century with its own weapons. What this century worships is wealth. The God of this century is wealth. To succeed one must have wealth. At all costs one must have wealth.

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Memory is the diary that chronicles things that never have happened and couldn't possibly have happened.

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The greatest of all sins is stupidity.

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The artist is the creator of beautiful things. To reveal art and conceal the artist is art's aim. The critic is he who can translate into another manner or a new material his impression of beautiful things.

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I do not approve of anything which tampers with natural ignorance

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I am quite incapable of understanding how any work of art can be criticized from a moral standpoint. The sphere of art and the sphere of ethics are absolutely distinct and separate.

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There were opium-dens, where one could buy oblivion, dens of horror where the memory of old sins could be destroyed by the madness of sins that were new.

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Youth is the only thing worth having. When I find that I am growing old, I shall kill myself.

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I like Wagner's music better than anybody's. It is so loud that one can talk the whole time without other people hearing what one says.

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There is no Mystery so great as Misery.

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Twenty years of romance makes a woman look like a ruin; but twenty years of marriage makes her something like a public building.

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Each little thing that we do passes into the great machine of life which may grind our virtues to powder and make them worthless, or transform our sins into elements of a new civilization, more marvelous and more splendid than any that has gone before.

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Memory... is the diary that we all carry about with us.

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One can live for years sometimes without living at all, and then all life comes crowding into one single hour.

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