Ek Budhe Aadmi Ne Socha Ki Meri
Biwi Ko Shayad Sun Na Kam Ho
Gaya Hai
So Check Karne Ke Liye Ek Din Uske
Piche Gaya Aur Bola
Buddha:"Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun
RahiHo?"
Koi Jawab Nahi Aya,
Vo Thoda Sa Aur Aage Gaya Aur Fir
Bola
Buddha: "Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun
Rahi Ho?"
Is Bar Bhi Koi Jawab Nahi Aya,
Vo Bilkul Uske Kareeb Chala Gaya
Aur Bola
Buddha: "Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun
Rahi Ho?"
Budhi Chillate Hue: “bhootni Ke, Ye
Teesri Baar Haan Bol
Zindgi k 5 sach....
Sach no 1:
" maa k siwa koi wafadar nhi..
Sach no. 2:
" gareeb ka koi dost nahi.
sach no. 3:
" log acchi seerat ko nahi achi surat
ko tarjeeh
dete hai.
Sach no 4:
" izzat sirf paise ki hai insaan ki
nahi.
Sach no 5:
" insaan jis shakhs ko dil se Chahta
ho wohi
shakhs dukh dard deta hai
Agree...???
Boys k t0p 10 jhoot!!
1. Mujhe tmhari bohat fikar hai
(jhoota:)
2.Tum meri life ki pEhli aur akhiri
pasand ho..
(Astagfirullah :)
3. Cell silent pe tha jaAn
( Larke ka m0bile silent? :)
4. Ami ki call ha jani
(Had hogai:-)
5. Hamari shadi zarur hogi.
(jho0t m0ot wali :)
6. Mushkil waqt mei mujhe sath pa0gi..
(bhagne walon k :)
7. Pyar mei sub jaiz hai meri jaan..
(Chahe izat ki Abc h0jaye :)
8. Tmhare parents mere parents hain..
(sirf shadi se pehle tak :)
9. Tmhare siwa kisi se bAt nai krta..
(taubA kro :)
10. Tm na mili to kanwara betha
rahunga..! :-D
(pure ek haftey tak :)
अगर सभी भारतीय 90 दिन तक
कोई भी विदेशी सामान
नहीं ख़रीदे...
तो भारत दुनिया का दूसरा सबसे
अमीर देश बन सकता है..
सिर्फ 90 दिन में ही भारत के
2 रुपये 1 डॉलर के बराबर हो जायेंगे..
हम सबको मिल कर
ये कोशिश आजमानी चाहिए
क्युकी ये देश है हमारा..!!!!
kya sirf sarkar hi kosis late rupya bachane ki
1 Indian hone k Nate hamara koi farz nahi
Ek din ek ladke ki girlfrnd ka BIRTHDAY
tha.
Boy was not in that city.
So, he ordered 24 RED ROSE for his
girlfriend. He called her up.
Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE ain
jitni saal ki tum ho gyi ho.
While delivering florist thought: Ye
aajka mera sabse achha customer hai.
Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hu. So, he gave 34 instead of 24.
aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki
uska BREAK-UP kyu hua..! :
Amazing Love Story:
A Kanjoos Boy Fell In Love
With Kanjoos Girl..
Girl: Jab Dad So Jyenge To Mai
Gali Me Sikka Fekungi,
Awaaz Sunke Tum Turant Andar Aa Jana.
Lekin Boy Sikka Fekne K 1
Ghante Baad Aaya.
Girl: Itni Der Kyo Laga Di?;->
Boy: Wo Mai Sikka Dhund Rha Tha.
Girl: Pagal Wo To "Dhaaga Baandh"
K Feka Tha,
Wapas Khich Liya..:
Sari Raat Unka Number Hum Milaate Rahe,.Customer Care Wali Aunty KehtiSajan Apke Busy Kisi Aur K Sath,Hum Re-dial Pe Re-dial Dabaate Rahe,.Raat Se Subah Hone Ko Aa Gai,Subah Jab Hui Unse Mulakat, IljamEk Duje Par Lagaate Rahe,.Gusse Me Call Register Check Kiya ToPata Chala,KeHum Unko Aur Vo Hume Ek Hi TimePe No. Milaate Rahe.!acha laga to like.~navi
Pappu aur uske dost Ne do
Ghode khareede.
.
.
Baat Ye hui ki kaunsa Ghoda Kis
ka hai ?
.
Pappu : Main Apne Ghode ki
Dum kat deta hon! Ye
Nishani Hogi.
.
Subha dekha to Doosre Ghode ki
Dum bhi kisi Ne Kaat Di.
.
Pappu : aaj Main apne Ghode Ka
Kaan Kaat deta hun..
.
Agli subha doosre Ghode ka bhi
Kaan Kata hua tha. Dono bade pareshan ki
Ab Kya
Kiya Jaaye !
.
.
Bahut Soch vichar ke baad
Pappu bola:
.
.
.
.
.
Chal chhor yar Safed ghoda tera
Kala ghoda Mera.
1st girl: Aaj ke ladko ka koi
eitbar nahi..
maii to ab uska muh bhi nahi
dekhungi.
2nd girl: Kyu kya hua tumneuse kisi aur
ladki ke sath dekhlia?
.
.
.
.
1st girl: Nahi usne mujhe kisiaur ladke
ke sath dekh lia hai.
Jabki woh kal keh raha tha ke
woh out of city jaraha hai.
Jhutha, Dhokebaaz,
Farebi.......:)
4 students ne paper ki tayyari nahi ki,
unhone 1 manshooba banaya
aur agle din principle se bole
Shir ham shadi me gaye the..
Raste me tyre panchar ho gaya.
Ham shari rat dhakka lagate rahe...
Isliye padh nahi sake.
Principle ne man liya aur unhone unlogo ko 1 din ka time de diya
aur agle din un charo ko 4 alag kamro me bithaya
aur sirf 1 sawal diya.
Q-kaunsa tyre panchar tha?
1- Front right
2- Front left
3- Back right
4- Back left
Note; agar same jawab hua to sab pass warna fail.
Manzile B Us ki Thi OR Rasta B Usi Ka
Tha Ek Main Akela Tha Kafila B Usi Ka Tha.
Sath-Sath Chalne ki Kasam B Us ki Thi
Phir Rasta Badalne ka Feslah B Usi Ka Tha
Aaj Kiun Akela Hon Dil Sawal Karta Hai
Log To Us Ke The Kiya Kantawali B Usi Ki Thi ?
TO KANTAWALI BOLI--
Use Yaar Banane Ki Galti B Teri Thi..
Us Par Yakin Karne Ka Khyal B Tera Tha...
Use Kyu Gum Hoga Tere Jane Ka...?
Kyuki Sachha Pyar Uska Nahi,,,,
Sachha Pyar To Sirf Tera Tha....!
Ye 1 darawni kahani hai,
kamjor dil wale ise na pade..!!
Barsat ki 1 raat me 1 budha aadmi hath me
1 kitab bechne ke liye khada tha,
1 aadmi aaya aur usne vo kitab 3000/- mein
kharid li Budhe aadmi ne kitab de ke kaha:
Jab tk koi musibat na aaye kitab ka LAST
PAGE mat dekna.
Aadmi ne kitab puri pad li lekin
dar ke karan last page nahi khola.
1 din usse raha nahi gaya
aur last page khol ke dekh hi liya aur
sadme se mar gya..
last page par likha tha..
.
.
MRP-Rs 15/- only!
Bacha:- Bhagwan kare teacher ki
zuban cut jaye. Roz roz dant ti hai.
Next day zuban cut gai..
Bacha :- Bhagwan kare master ka
hath toot jaye. Tang krta hai...
bahut marta hai.
Next day hath toot jata hai...
Bacha :- Bhagwan mere BAAP ko
utha le.
Bahut marte hai.
Next day baap ghar aate hain,
Bacha :- Papa Aapko kuch nahi
hua ??
.
Baap :- Nahi kyo
Bacha :- Maa kahan hain...??
Baap :- pados me SHARMA uncle ki
death ho gai hai, wahan Gayi
hain..
jo samajh gaya wo LiKE thok Do..:-
Ek time meri girlFrnd ne mujhe apne ghar bulaya,
Me ghar paucha or bell bajai,
Uski choti sister ne darwaza khola,
Wo bahut sundar thi,
Muskura k boli ap bahut smart ho,
Abhi ghar pr koi nhi he.
Mai akeli hu,Mai muskraya Or,
Apni bike ki taraf wapas jane laga,
To uski puri family ghar se bahar aa gai or,
Meri sharafat ki tarif karte hue,
Mujhe gale lagaya or kaha,
Hum ko rishta manzur he.
Ab mai kya batau?
Ke Mai to bike ko lock karne gaya tha...
BECHARA LADKA: LADKI PR HATH UTHAYE TO JALIM,
Ladki s pit jay to namard,
Ladki ko kisi k sath dekh lade to jelous,
Chup rhe to fattu,
Ghar s bahar qhe to aawara,
Ghar m rhe to nkara,
Bache ko dante to bujdil,
Na dante to laparwah,
Biwi ko nokri s roke to shaki mijaj,
Na roke to biwi ki kamai khane wala,
Akhir bechara ladka kare to kya kare.
Na aana is des mere munna
Kindly forwd 2 all boys n girls,
Bcoz MARD KO B DARD HOTA H
Doctor Pagal se:
Tum Pagal Q huey?
Pagal: Maine 1 Vidhva se Shadi ki,
Uski Jawan Beti se Mere Baap ne Shadi
ki
Yu Meri wo Beti meri Maa ban gai Un k ghar Beti hui To wo meri Behn hui
Magar main uski Naani ka pati tha
Is liye wo meri Nathn hui.
Isi Tarha mera Beta apni Daadi kaBhai
ban gaya Or main apne Bete ka Bhanja
aur Mera Baap mera Damaad ban gaya
Aur mera Beta apne Dada ka Sala ban
gaya aur
Dr: Abey chup kar saale
Kya mujhe b Pagal krega..?
Heart touching must read:)
Ek din ek ladke ki girlfrnd ka BIRTHDAY tha.
Boy was not in that city.
So, he ordered 24 RED ROSE for his girlfriend.
He called her up.
Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE ain jitni saal ki tum ho gyi ho.
While delivering florist thought: Ye aajka mera sabse achha customer hai.
Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hu.
So, he gave 34 instead of 24.
aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki
uska BREAK-UP kyu hua..! :D
Story of MATH.
Aj se 300 years pahle MATH bohat masom aur piyara tha.
Ek din kuch badmash studnts ne MATH ko bohat mara yahan tak k Math ki akhri Sans thi marty marty sub students ko bad dua de gya.
Aur
Ye keh ker is dunia se chala gya k mein to ja raha hoon lekin
MATHS
M = Meri
A = Aatma
T = Tumhe
H = Hamesha
S = Sataye gi
Aaj bhi math ki aatma bhatak rahi hay or saray students ko sata rahi hay or hamesha satati rahegi..
Fwd 2 all studnts.;)
Ek baar ek hi colege ke kuch
professors & principle ek
saath aeroplane me baithe
the ,
.
tabhi ek announcement hoti hai,
ye plane aapke hi collage ke
students ne
banaya hai
.
. sabhi professor plane se
bhaag jate he
mgr... Principle nhi bhaagta?
sabhi log bolte he aapko darr
nhi
lagata? .
.
principle-muze mere students
par pura
bharosa hai
Plane start hi nhi hoga :