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  • Ek College Ke Kuch Ladke Roz Ek Hotel Me Jate Aur Ek Waiter Ko Khoob Preshan Karte The. Ek Din Unhe Apni Galti Ka Ehsaas Hua Aur Unhone Waiter Ko 10 Rupaye Tip Dekar Maafi Mangi- "Sorry Bhai,aaj K Baad Hum Tumhe Kabhi Preshan Nhi Krenge." Waiter Khush Hokr Bola-"thnx Bhai,main V Waada Karta Hoon Ki Aaj K Baad Aaplogo Ki Coffey Me Thooka Nhi Krunga ! ! " :)
    • 10 years ago



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  • DAD: Jyotishi ji mujhe kaise pata chal sakta hai ki mera beta future mein kya banega? JYOTISHI: aap uske table pe Cigarette, Beer,Paiso ki Gaddi aur Books rakh do. Unme se jo wo uthaega wahi banega. DAD: ok Agle din Beta Aaya. Table dekhi. Paiso ki Gaddi uthake jeb mein rakhi, Cigarette pi, Beer chhupa li, Aur Books hath mein leke ghar se chala gaya. DAD: Us nalayak ne to sab kuchh leliya! JYOTISHI: Sir Mubarak Ho!! Aapka beta ENGINEER banega! :)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ye 1 darawni kahani hai, kamjor dil wale ise na pade..!! Barsat ki 1 raat me 1 budha aadmi hath me 1 kitab bechne ke liye khada tha, 1 aadmi aaya aur usne vo kitab 3000/- mein kharid li Budhe aadmi ne kitab de ke kaha: Jab tk koi musibat na aaye kitab ka LAST PAGE mat dekna. Aadmi ne kitab puri pad li lekin dar ke karan last page nahi khola. 1 din usse raha nahi gaya aur last page khol ke dekh hi liya aur sadme se mar gya.. last page par likha tha.. . . MRP-Rs 15/- only!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Aalu ne bhindi ko " I Love U" ka messge kia.... Bhindi ne usy buhat bura bhala kaha aur boli Tum itny moty ho or me itni Smart Aalu ko ya sun ka buhatdukh hua.... Aalu ne us din ka baad itni sabziyan Phansai.. k k k Aj aap dekh saktay hen k Aalu-Ghobi, Aalu- Bengan, Aalu-Palak, Aalu-Matar, Aalu-Gajer, Aalu-Methi, or Bichari Bhindi us din se aaj tak akeli hy KHUMANSINH
    • 10 years ago



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  • k Bachche Ne Shankar Bhagwanji Se Cycle Mangi, Pr Use Cycle Nahi Mili To Usne Mandir Se Ganesh Murti Churai Aur Ek Letter Rakh Diya Agar Bachcha Wapis Chahiye To Cycle Le Anaa.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek time meri girlFrnd ne mujhe apne ghar bulaya, Me ghar paucha or bell bajai, Uski choti sister ne darwaza khola, Wo bahut sundar thi, Muskura k boli ap bahut smart ho, Abhi ghar pr koi nhi he. Mai akeli hu,Mai muskraya Or, Apni bike ki taraf wapas jane laga, To uski puri family ghar se bahar aa gai or, Meri sharafat ki tarif karte hue, Mujhe gale lagaya or kaha, Hum ko rishta manzur he. Ab mai kya batau? Ke Mai to bike ko lock karne gaya tha...
    • 10 years ago



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  • अगर सभी भारतीय 90 दिन तक कोई भी विदेशी सामान नहीं ख़रीदे... तो भारत दुनिया का दूसरा सबसे अमीर देश बन सकता है.. सिर्फ 90 दिन में ही भारत के 2 रुपये 1 डॉलर के बराबर हो जायेंगे.. हम सबको मिल कर ये कोशिश आजमानी चाहिए क्युकी ये देश है हमारा..!!!! kya sirf sarkar hi kosis late rupya bachane ki 1 Indian hone k Nate hamara koi farz nahi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek time meri Girlfriend ne mujhe apne ghar bulaya, Mai ghar pahucha aur bell bajai, Uski choti sister ne darwaza khola, Wo bahut sundar thi, Muskura k boli aap bahut smart ho, Abhi ghar par koi nahi hai. Mai akeli hu, Mai muskuraya aur, Apni bike ki taraf wapas jane laga, To uski puri family ghar se bahar aa gayi aur, Meri sharafat ki tareef karte huey, Mujhe gale lagaya aur kaha, Hum ko rishta manzur h. Ab mai kya batau...?? . . Ki Mai to bike ko lock karne gaya tha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 3 cheezain zindagi me 1 bar milti hain 1.Waalden 2.Husn. 3.Jawani 3 cheezain soch samajh ker uthao 1.Qadam 2.Qasam 3.Qalam 3 chizain soch ker karo 1.Mohabbat 2.Bat 3.Faisla 3 chizin kisi ka intezar nahin kartien 1.Maut 2.Waqt 3.Umar 3 chizein choti na samjho 1.Qarz 2.Farz 3.Marz Padho samjho or amal bhi karo.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Lettr to principal.Salaam saale!, yeh bata kaun haram khor papr set karta h.. Kamino,stdnts ki jaan nikal jati h. Upar se kutte paper checkng to aise karta h jaise apni maa ki maut ka badla le rha ho.. Aisa sylbus banaya h jaise tumhare yahan toh haram khor sab topper hi janme h. tera baap b is papr mei pass nai hoga. tu khud is papr mein 10 bar fail hoga. tu kabhi bahar mil sale..bataunga tujhe... Urs faithfully,(pagal hu jo apna naam likhunga)
    • 10 years ago



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  • MUST READ: Arre Hame to apno ne luta tha... Gairo me kahan dum tha... Meri haddi wahan tuti jaha hospital band tha. mujhe us ABULANCE Me dala jiska petrol kum tha. Mujhe RIKSHE Me isliye bithaya kyu ki uska kiraya kam tha.. Mujhe doctron ne uthaya. nurson me kaha dum tha.. Mujhe us bed pe litaya. Jiske neeche BOMB Tha... Mujhe bomb se udaaya, goli me kaha dum tha.. Aur COLLEGE Me Dafnaya Kyuki KABARISTAAN Me FUNCTION THA... Lol...!:)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Zindgi k 5 sach.... Sach no 1: " maa k siwa koi wafadar nhi.. Sach no. 2: " gareeb ka koi dost nahi. sach no. 3: " log acchi seerat ko nahi achi surat ko tarjeeh dete hai. Sach no 4: " izzat sirf paise ki hai insaan ki nahi. Sach no 5: " insaan jis shakhs ko dil se Chahta ho wohi shakhs dukh dard deta hai Agree...???
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ladki apne boyfriend se park mein roz milne jati Wo roz time par pohonchti, lekin ladka hamesha late aata Lekin ladki kabhi usse naraz nahi hoti, Ek din ladki park mei nahi pohonchi, Ladka gusse se uske ghar gaya Waha pata chala ki ladki ko blood cancer hai aur wo sirf 6 din jiyegi, Ladka rote huye ghar aya aur sucide karne buildng ke 100th floor par gaya, Aur ladki ke liye 1 letter chodda Usme likha tha.. Tum mera hamesha wait karti thi aur me roz late ata tha lekin aaj main jaldi pohonch raha hu aur tumara wait karunga.. . . . . . . Theek ussi wakt Shaktimaan waha se ja raha tha Kya Shaktimaan usse bacha payega..? Janne k liye dekhte rahiye SHAKTIMAAN
    • 10 years ago



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  • Amazing Love Story: A Kanjoos Boy Fell In Love With Kanjoos Girl.. Girl: Jab Dad So Jyenge To Mai Gali Me Sikka Fekungi, Awaaz Sunke Tum Turant Andar Aa Jana. Lekin Boy Sikka Fekne K 1 Ghante Baad Aaya. Girl: Itni Der Kyo Laga Di?;-> Boy: Wo Mai Sikka Dhund Rha Tha. Girl: Pagal Wo To "Dhaaga Baandh" K Feka Tha, Wapas Khich Liya..:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Murda Ashiq ki Gujarish- Gaur Farmaiega Mat Nikalo Mera Janaja Us Bewfa Ki Gali Se Wrna Uska Bap Khega Haramkhor,Marte Marte V 1Chakr Lga Gya?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Car Mai Pappu Ki Family Jaa Rahi Thi. Police Ne Car Ko Roka: Ye Suraksha Week Hai.. Aap Seat Belt Pehan Kar Car Chala Rahe Ho, . Aapko 5000 Ka Inaam Diya Jata Hai. . Aap Is Inaam Ka Kya Karoge.. ?? . .. Pappu:- Mai Iss Se Apna Driving Licence Banwaunga.. . Tabhi Uski Maa Boli: Iss Ki Baat Ka Yakin Mat Karo.. . Daaru Pee Kar Kuchh Bhi Bolta Hai.. . Uske Papa Neend Se Jaage Aur Police Ko Dekh Ke Bole: Mujhe Pata Tha Ki Chori Ki Car Me Hum Zyada Door Nahi Ja Paenge.. . Tabhi Car Ki Dikki Se Awaaj Aayi: Hamne Bordar Cross Kar Liya Kya ??
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 srdar bullet chala rha tha, sardar activa vali se: kbi bullet chalai hai? Ldki tez krke aage nikl gai. Srdar barabr me aakr... kbi bullet chalai h? Ldki slow ho gai Aage jakr sardar ka accidnt ho gya. Ldki: or chala le bullet. Srdar: kameeni, yhi to puch rha tha, chlai h to bta de break kaise lagte hain. Huhuhahaha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Chaor Ameer Aadmi Ke Ghar Chori Karne Gaya Tijori Par Likha Tha Tijori Todne Ki Jarorat Nahi Hai 452 No Prees Karke Samne Wala Lal Batan Dabaye Jaise Hi Batan Daba Alaram Baja Aur Police Aagye.. Jate Jate Chor Seth Se Bola. Ab Mera Inshanyat Se Bharosh Uth Gaya Hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • CUTE story.. KG boy - tu mujhse shadi kalegi?? KG girl- nhi.. KG boy - kalle na.. KG girl - me ni talungi.. KG boy - kalle na plssss.. KG girl - mujhe ni kalni.. KG boy - tal na tujhe eclairs khilaunga.. KG girl - Yehi to problem h tisi aul se dairymilk ki bat ho dayi hai.. #moral- girls bachpan se smart hoti hai...
    • 10 years ago



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