Boys k t0p 10 jhoot!!
1. Mujhe tmhari bohat fikar hai
(jhoota:)
2.Tum meri life ki pEhli aur akhiri
pasand ho..
(Astagfirullah :)
3. Cell silent pe tha jaAn
( Larke ka m0bile silent? :)
4. Ami ki call ha jani
(Had hogai:-)
5. Hamari shadi zarur hogi.
(jho0t m0ot wali :)
6. Mushkil waqt mei mujhe sath pa0gi..
(bhagne walon k :)
7. Pyar mei sub jaiz hai meri jaan..
(Chahe izat ki Abc h0jaye :)
8. Tmhare parents mere parents hain..
(sirf shadi se pehle tak :)
9. Tmhare siwa kisi se bAt nai krta..
(taubA kro :)
10. Tm na mili to kanwara betha
rahunga..! :-D
(pure ek haftey tak :)
Ek time meri Girlfriend ne mujhe apne ghar bulaya,
Mai ghar pahucha aur bell bajai,
Uski choti sister ne darwaza khola,
Wo bahut sundar thi,
Muskura k boli aap bahut smart ho,
Abhi ghar par koi nahi hai.
Mai akeli hu, Mai muskuraya aur,
Apni bike ki taraf wapas jane laga,
To uski puri family ghar se bahar aa gayi aur,
Meri sharafat ki tareef karte huey,
Mujhe gale lagaya aur kaha,
Hum ko rishta manzur h.
Ab mai kya batau...??
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Ki Mai to bike ko lock karne gaya tha.
Jo is Waqt Bore ho rahe h,
Ye PROGRAM sirf Un k liye h,
Batayen Dunya ka Pehla Traffic Signal
kaha lagaya gaya tha?
Jawab janiye is Break k Baad;
BREAK
-Dairy milk kuch meetha ho jay
-Rishta wohi soch nai STAR PLUS
-HERO HONDA dhak dhak go
-Pantine Katrina ki psand or apki?
-Surf Excel Dadi aik Mnt
-Dew kyunki dar k age jeet hai.
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Welcome Back;
Thanx for d Wait,
Dunia ka Pehla Trafic Signal;
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Road pe lagaya gaya tha.
Mere har Ghari k Humsfar
...Meri Ulfaton ka jawab de
....Mere Pyar ka Mere Ishq ka
..Sabhi Chahton ka Hisab de....
Maine Zindgi ki har Ghari
Teri Justju me guzar di...
Mujhe ab Tu Apna Shumar kar....
Mujhe Bewaja na Azab de....
Mei Bikhar rha hun Tutkar
..Teri Ulfaton ki Talash mei..
Mere Ansuon ko Samet le
...Meri Ankhon ko koi Khwab de.
Zindgi k 5 sach....
Sach no 1:
" maa k siwa koi wafadar nhi..
Sach no. 2:
" gareeb ka koi dost nahi.
sach no. 3:
" log acchi seerat ko nahi achi surat
ko tarjeeh
dete hai.
Sach no 4:
" izzat sirf paise ki hai insaan ki
nahi.
Sach no 5:
" insaan jis shakhs ko dil se Chahta
ho wohi
shakhs dukh dard deta hai
Agree...???
Ek Rajkumar Ko Shraap Mila Tha..
Ki Wo Ek Saal Me Ek Word Hi Bol
Sakta Tha.
To Wo 3 Saal Tak Kuch Nahi Bolaa
"OR"
Wo 3 Saal Tak Intjaar Karta Raha keval
Ek Rajkumari Ko
I Love You
Bolne Ke Lie...!
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Jb Usne Ye Word Bole To
Rajkumari Ne Kaha...
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Mai Sun Nahi Paayi.
Plz Repeat Kro....!♣
3 cheezain zindagi me 1 bar milti hain
1.Waalden
2.Husn.
3.Jawani
3 cheezain soch samajh ker uthao
1.Qadam
2.Qasam
3.Qalam
3 chizain soch ker karo
1.Mohabbat
2.Bat
3.Faisla
3 chizin kisi ka intezar nahin kartien
1.Maut
2.Waqt
3.Umar
3 chizein choti na samjho
1.Qarz
2.Farz
3.Marz
Padho samjho or amal bhi karo.
1 ladki apne lvr se gift me ring lena chahti thi.
Magr ladke ne us ko"bhalu"gift diya
jis par ladki ko buhot gusa aya,
or us ne woh"bhalu" road pe phenk diya ladka woh"bhalu"uthane k liye road ki tarf bhaga mgr us ka car se acident ho gya
or woh wahin mar gya...
Ladki dekh kr chillayi or usne woh"bhalu"utha k apne seeny se laga kr zor se rone lagi.
Tabhi"bhalu"mai se awaz aai i love u ring inmy pocket
will u marry me? Trustin your love. dnt makd any demand in love&always respect ur
love.
Touching Story.
Ek Ladka Or Ek Ladki Dono
Bohat Pyaar Karte The.
Par Unke Ghrwalo Ko Unka
Pyaar Pasand Nahi Tha.
To Un Dono Ne Ek Sat Marne
Ka Plan Banaya.
Wo Dono Ek Badi Bulding Par Gaye Pahale
Ladki Ne Chalang Lagai.
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Usi Time Shaktimaan Wahi Se
Gujar Raha Tha. To Kya Shaktimaan
Us Ladki Ko Bacha Payega..
Janane K Liye Dekhte Rahiye Shaktimaan..
Public Toilet Me Baithe Aadmi Ko
Sath Baithe Toilet Wale Ki Awaz Ayi
Kya Haal Hai Yar
Wo Ghabra Kar Bola Fine Thik Hu
Phir Awaz Ayi Kya Kr Rhe Ho
Usne Kaha Kuch Nai Tumhari Tarah Baitha Hua Hu
Phir Awaz Ayi Mai Abi Aa Jau Tumhare Pass Kya
Aadmi Ghabra Kar Na Na Na Mai Abi Busy Hu
Than Awaz Ayi Yar Mai Baad Me Call Krta Hu
Pta Nai Kaun Kamina
Dusre Toilet Se
Meri Har Baat Ka Jawab De Rha Hai...
Hey Prabhu!!
Un Tamam Stdnts ko exam Main
Kamyab karna...
Jinhe Saal Bhar Padhne Ka Tym Na Mila..
Un masum hatho ko himatt dena.
Jinho ne unlimtd sms
Pakages ko kabhi waste nahi hone diya.
Hey Ishwar.
Un aankho ko paper me roshni dena,
Jo din rat facebook pe baith k
Kamjor hogayi hain....
Un Garib bache aur bachiyon ki madad karna..
Jo night hours me baat karte rahe
Aur padh nahi sake...:p
Ek time meri girlFrnd ne mujhe apne ghar bulaya,
Me ghar paucha or bell bajai,
Uski choti sister ne darwaza khola,
Wo bahut sundar thi,
Muskura k boli ap bahut smart ho,
Abhi ghar pr koi nhi he.
Mai akeli hu,Mai muskraya Or,
Apni bike ki taraf wapas jane laga,
To uski puri family ghar se bahar aa gai or,
Meri sharafat ki tarif karte hue,
Mujhe gale lagaya or kaha,
Hum ko rishta manzur he.
Ab mai kya batau?
Ke Mai to bike ko lock karne gaya tha...
4 students ne paper ki tayyari nahi ki,
unhone 1 manshooba banaya
aur agle din principle se bole
Shir ham shadi me gaye the..
Raste me tyre panchar ho gaya.
Ham shari rat dhakka lagate rahe...
Isliye padh nahi sake.
Principle ne man liya aur unhone unlogo ko 1 din ka time de diya
aur agle din un charo ko 4 alag kamro me bithaya
aur sirf 1 sawal diya.
Q-kaunsa tyre panchar tha?
1- Front right
2- Front left
3- Back right
4- Back left
Note; agar same jawab hua to sab pass warna fail.
Doctor Pagal Se:
Tum Pagal Q Huey?
Pagal: Maine 1 Vidhva Se Shadi Ki,
Uski Jawan Beti Se Mere Baap Ne Shadi Ki
Yu Meri Wo Beti Meri Maa Ban Gai
Un K Ghar Beti Hui To Wo Meri Behn Hui
Magar Main Uski Naani Ka Pati Tha
Is Liye Wo Meri Nathn Hui.
Isi Tarha Mera Beta Apni Daadi
Ka Bhai Ban Gaya Or Main Apne Bete Ka Bhanja Aur
Mera Baap Mera Damaad Ban Gaya
Aur Mera Beta Apne Dada Ka Sala Ban Gaya Aur
Dr: Abey Chup Kar Saale
Kya Mujhe B Pagal Krega..?
Ek din ek ladke ki girlfrnd ka BIRTHDAY tha.
Boy was not in that city.
So, he ordered 24 RED ROSE for his girlfriend.
He called her up.
Dear maine tumhare liye utne
ROSE ain jitni saal ki tum ho gyi ho.
While delivering florist thought:
Ye aajka mera sabse achha customer hai.
Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hu.
So, he gave 34 instead of 24.
aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki
uska BREAK-UP kyu hua..!