Funny Story SMS

Ek Rexona Nam Ki Ladki Thi,

Jo Diana Aur Cinthol Ki Beti Thi,

Wo Margo Pr Yu Mrti Thi,

Aur Use Apna Lifebuoy Bnana Chahti Thi,

Unka Pyar Pears Jaisa Soft Tha

& Soon Dey Get Married In Fair & Lovely Garden,

In D Party, Dettol, Medimix, Lux, Faa, Nirma Vivel Etc

vr Invited

After A Few Years They Had Twins Johnson & Johnson

Ye 1 Trika Tha Apko Btane Ka Ki Bazar Me Sabuno Ki Kmi Nhi Hai

Varieties Uplabdh Hai

So Saal Me 1 Din Nahane Ki Adt Chor De

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Ek Haseen Ladki Raja ke darbar me dance kar rahi thi (Raja bhot badsurat tha) Ladki ne Raja se 1 sawal pucha, Jab Khuda Husn taqsim kar raha tha, Tab Aap kaha the Raja ne gussa na kiya balki Muskurate hue Kaha,Jab TUM Husn ki line me khadi husn le rhi thi, To m Kismat ki Line me khada Kismat le rha tha or Aaj tuj jesi Husn waliya meri gulam h Issi liye shayer kehta hai,"Husn na maang Naseeb maang Ae Dost, Husn waale toh aksar Naseeb walo ke gulam hua karte hai!'

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BECHARA LADKA: LADKI PR HATH UTHAYE TO JALIM, Ladki s pit jay to namard, Ladki ko kisi k sath dekh lade to jelous, Chup rhe to fattu, Ghar s bahar qhe to aawara, Ghar m rhe to nkara, Bache ko dante to bujdil, Na dante to laparwah, Biwi ko nokri s roke to shaki mijaj, Na roke to biwi ki kamai khane wala, Akhir bechara ladka kare to kya kare. Na aana is des mere munna Kindly forwd 2 all boys n girls, Bcoz MARD KO B DARD HOTA H

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Sari Raat Unka Number Hum Milaate Rahe,.Customer Care Wali Aunty KehtiSajan Apke Busy Kisi Aur K Sath,Hum Re-dial Pe Re-dial Dabaate Rahe,.Raat Se Subah Hone Ko Aa Gai,Subah Jab Hui Unse Mulakat, IljamEk Duje Par Lagaate Rahe,.Gusse Me Call Register Check Kiya ToPata Chala,KeHum Unko Aur Vo Hume Ek Hi TimePe No. Milaate Rahe.!acha laga to like.~navi

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Ek Chaor Ameer Aadmi Ke Ghar Chori Karne Gaya Tijori Par Likha Tha Tijori Todne Ki Jarorat Nahi Hai 452 No Prees Karke Samne Wala Lal Batan Dabaye Jaise Hi Batan Daba Alaram Baja Aur Police Aagye.. Jate Jate Chor Seth Se Bola. Ab Mera Inshanyat Se Bharosh Uth Gaya Hai..

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Ek pagal roz yehi kehta tha- Gulti banaunga, panchi ko marunga.. 6 month pagal khane me treatment k baad Dr. ne pucha- Ab kya karoge? Pagal- Shadi Dr.-phir? Pagal-Suhagrat Dr.-good, phir?Pagal-Sari utarunga Dr.-phir?Pagal-Blouse utarunga Dr.-Oh no! phir?Pagal-Br* be utarunga Dr.-My god, Phir?Pagal-Phir kya! Br* k elastic se GULTi banaunga or Panchi Ko Marunga. Dr.-Oh my gudnes Sala 2 to perfct pagal hai re..

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Ek din ek ladke ki girlfrnd ka BIRTHDAY tha. Boy was not in that city. So, he ordered 24 RED ROSE for his girlfriend. He called her up. Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE ain jitni saal ki tum ho gyi ho. While delivering florist thought: Ye aajka mera sabse achha customer hai. Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hu. So, he gave 34 instead of 24. aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki uska BREAK-UP kyu hua..! :

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Ek Tha Raja . . . Ek Thi Rani . . . Donon Mar Gaye Khatam Kahani. - - - - - _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Neechay Kya Lash Dhoond Rahay Ho?? Bola Na Kahani Khatam. By - OR Dhandhal♥

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Bacha:- Bhagwan Kare Teacher Ki Zuban Cut Jaye. Roz Roz Dant Ti Hai. Next Day Zuban Cut Gai.. Bacha :- Bhagwan Kare Master Ka Hath Toot Jaye. Tang Krta Hai. Bahut Marta Hai. Next Day Hath Toot Jata Hai... Bacha :- Bhagwan Mere Baap Ko Utha Le. Bahut Marte Hai. Next Day Baap Ghar Aate Hain, Bacha :- Papa Aapko Kuch Nahi Hua? Baap :- Nahi Kyo Bacha :- Maa Kahan Hain.? Baap :- Pados Me Sharma Uncle Ki Death Ho Gai Hai, Wahan Gayi Hain.

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Ek baar ek hi colege ke kuch professors & principle ek saath aeroplane me baithe the , . tabhi ek announcement hoti hai, ye plane aapke hi collage ke students ne banaya hai . . sabhi professor plane se bhaag jate he mgr... Principle nhi bhaagta? sabhi log bolte he aapko darr nhi lagata? . . principle-muze mere students par pura bharosa hai Plane start hi nhi hoga :

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Manzile B Us ki Thi OR Rasta B Usi Ka Tha Ek Main Akela Tha Kafila B Usi Ka Tha. Sath-Sath Chalne ki Kasam B Us ki Thi Phir Rasta Badalne ka Feslah B Usi Ka Tha Aaj Kiun Akela Hon Dil Sawal Karta Hai Log To Us Ke The Kiya Kantawali B Usi Ki Thi ? TO KANTAWALI BOLI-- Use Yaar Banane Ki Galti B Teri Thi.. Us Par Yakin Karne Ka Khyal B Tera Tha... Use Kyu Gum Hoga Tere Jane Ka...? Kyuki Sachha Pyar Uska Nahi,,,, Sachha Pyar To Sirf Tera Tha....!

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एक पिजंरे मेँ कुछ तोते एक तोती को छेँड रहेँ थेँ........! ♥ जबकि दुसरे पिजंरेँ मेँ एक तोता पुजा और दुसरा तोता नमाज पढ रहा था.............! ♥ मालिक ने सोचा"- कितने नेक तोते है इनके पिजंरे मेँ तोती आराम से रहेगी, ♥ उसने तोती को नेक तोतो के पिजंरे मे डाल दिया, जब तोती उस पिजंरे मे गयी, ♥ तो पुजा करने वाला तोता नमाज पढने वाले तोते से बोला"- ♥ उठो खानसाहब दुआँ कबुल हो गयी, अपनी आईटम आ गयी......$!!

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MUST READ: Arre Hame to apno ne luta tha... Gairo me kahan dum tha... Meri haddi wahan tuti jaha hospital band tha. mujhe us ABULANCE Me dala jiska petrol kum tha. Mujhe RIKSHE Me isliye bithaya kyu ki uska kiraya kam tha.. Mujhe doctron ne uthaya. nurson me kaha dum tha.. Mujhe us bed pe litaya. Jiske neeche BOMB Tha... Mujhe bomb se udaaya, goli me kaha dum tha.. Aur COLLEGE Me Dafnaya Kyuki KABARISTAAN Me FUNCTION THA... Lol...!:)

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!!...TRUE STORY...!! Ek Samay Ki Baat Hai, Main Raat Ko Apne Bed Pe Leta Huva Tha Ki Achanak, . . . . . . Mujhe Neend Aa Gayi Aur Main So Gya.

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Boys k t0p 10 jhoot!! 1. Mujhe tmhari bohat fikar hai (jhoota:) 2.Tum meri life ki pEhli aur akhiri pasand ho.. (Astagfirullah :) 3. Cell silent pe tha jaAn ( Larke ka m0bile silent? :) 4. Ami ki call ha jani (Had hogai:-) 5. Hamari shadi zarur hogi. (jho0t m0ot wali :) 6. Mushkil waqt mei mujhe sath pa0gi.. (bhagne walon k :) 7. Pyar mei sub jaiz hai meri jaan.. (Chahe izat ki Abc h0jaye :) 8. Tmhare parents mere parents hain.. (sirf shadi se pehle tak :) 9. Tmhare siwa kisi se bAt nai krta.. (taubA kro :) 10. Tm na mili to kanwara betha rahunga..! :-D (pure ek haftey tak :)

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DAD: Jyotishi ji mujhe kaise pata chal sakta hai ki mera beta future mein kya banega? JYOTISHI: aap uske table pe Cigarette, Beer,Paiso ki Gaddi aur Books rakh do. Unme se jo wo uthaega wahi banega. DAD: ok Agle din Beta Aaya. Table dekhi. Paiso ki Gaddi uthake jeb mein rakhi, Cigarette pi, Beer chhupa li, Aur Books hath mein leke ghar se chala gaya. DAD: Us nalayak ne to sab kuchh leliya! JYOTISHI: Sir Mubarak Ho!! Aapka beta ENGINEER banega! :)

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Ek time meri Girlfriend ne mujhe apne ghar bulaya, Mai ghar pahucha aur bell bajai, Uski choti sister ne darwaza khola, Wo bahut sundar thi, Muskura k boli aap bahut smart ho, Abhi ghar par koi nahi hai. Mai akeli hu, Mai muskuraya aur, Apni bike ki taraf wapas jane laga, To uski puri family ghar se bahar aa gayi aur, Meri sharafat ki tareef karte huey, Mujhe gale lagaya aur kaha, Hum ko rishta manzur h. Ab mai kya batau...?? . . Ki Mai to bike ko lock karne gaya tha.

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Amazing Love Story: A Kanjoos Boy Fell In Love With Kanjoos Girl.. Girl: Jab Dad So Jyenge To Mai Gali Me Sikka Fekungi, Awaaz Sunke Tum Turant Andar Aa Jana. Lekin Boy Sikka Fekne K 1 Ghante Baad Aaya. Girl: Itni Der Kyo Laga Di?;-> Boy: Wo Mai Sikka Dhund Rha Tha. Girl: Pagal Wo To "Dhaaga Baandh" K Feka Tha, Wapas Khich Liya..:

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5 Doctor Aur 3 Teacher Helicopter Per Latke Huwe The Pilot: Wajan Zyada Ho Raha Hai Ek Ko Rassi Chodni Padegi Teacher: ye Qurbani Hum Denge Kyunki Hum Teacher Hai Bajow Thaliyan Sabhi Doctor Ne Thali Bajai Wajan Khud Ba Khud Kam Hogaya Moral Of Story: doctor Bano Ya Engineer Guru To Guru Hota Hai.

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Sad Story. 1 Aunty Thi Unki 1 Beti Thi Wo Uski Boht Care Krti Thi, Baal Sanwarti Thi, Poniyan Bandhti Thi k Bachi Achi Dikhay. Pr Bachi Ki Aankhain Hamesha Bahir Rehti Theen Aise (0_0) Aunty Ne Boht Docters Ko Dikhaya Lekn Wo Sahi Nhi Hui. Phr 1 Baba Ko Dikhaya To Wo 1 Mint Mai Sahi Ho Gai. Aunty Boht khush B hui or heran B.. Phr Baba Se Pucha k Aap nay Aisa Kya Kiya k Wo 1 dam Sahi Ho Gai… Baba Ny Kaha: Main Ny Sirf Bachi Ki Poniyan Dheeli Ki hn

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