Bacha:- Bhagwan Kare Teacher Ki
Zuban Cut Jaye. Roz Roz Dant Ti Hai.
Next Day Zuban Cut Gai..
Bacha :- Bhagwan Kare Master Ka
Hath Toot Jaye. Tang Krta Hai.
Bahut Marta Hai.
Next Day Hath Toot Jata Hai...
Bacha :- Bhagwan Mere Baap Ko
Utha Le.
Bahut Marte Hai.
Next Day Baap Ghar Aate Hain,
Bacha :- Papa Aapko Kuch Nahi Hua?
Baap :- Nahi Kyo
Bacha :- Maa Kahan Hain.?
Baap :- Pados Me Sharma Uncle Ki
Death Ho Gai Hai,
Wahan Gayi Hain.
k Bachche Ne Shankar
Bhagwanji Se Cycle Mangi,
Pr Use Cycle Nahi Mili To
Usne Mandir Se Ganesh
Murti Churai Aur Ek Letter
Rakh Diya Agar Bachcha
Wapis Chahiye To Cycle Le Anaa.
Ek din ek ladke ki girlfrnd ka BIRTHDAY
tha.
Boy was not in that city.
So, he ordered 24 RED ROSE for his
girlfriend. He called her up.
Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE ain
jitni saal ki tum ho gyi ho.
While delivering florist thought: Ye
aajka mera sabse achha customer hai.
Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hu. So, he gave 34 instead of 24.
aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki
uska BREAK-UP kyu hua..! :
Ek pagal roz yehi kehta tha-
Gulti banaunga, panchi ko marunga..
6 month pagal khane me treatment k baad
Dr. ne pucha- Ab kya karoge?
Pagal- Shadi
Dr.-phir? Pagal-Suhagrat
Dr.-good, phir?Pagal-Sari utarunga
Dr.-phir?Pagal-Blouse utarunga
Dr.-Oh no! phir?Pagal-Br* be utarunga
Dr.-My god, Phir?Pagal-Phir kya!
Br* k elastic se GULTi banaunga or
Panchi Ko Marunga.
Dr.-Oh my gudnes
Sala 2 to perfct pagal hai re..
Ye 1 Darawni Kahani Hai,
Kamjor Dil Wale Ise Na Pade..!!
Barsat Ki 1 Raat Me 1 Budha
Aadmi Hath Me 1kitab Bechne Ke Liye Khda Tha,
1 Aadmi Aaya Aur Usne Vo
Kitab 3000/- Mein Kharid Li
Budhe Aadmi Ne Kitab De Ke Kaha:
Jab Tk Koi Musibat Na Aye
Kitab Ka Last Page Mat Dekna.
Aadmi Ne Kitab Puri Pad Li Lekin
Dar Ke Karan Last Page Nahi Khola.
1 Din Usse Raha Nahi Gaya
Aur Last Page Khol Ke Dekh Hi
Liya Aur Sadme Se Mar Gya..
Last Page Par Likha Tha..
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Mrp-rs 15/- Only!
Heart touching must read:)
Ek din ek ladke ki girlfrnd ka BIRTHDAY tha.
Boy was not in that city.
So, he ordered 24 RED ROSE for his girlfriend.
He called her up.
Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE ain jitni saal ki tum ho gyi ho.
While delivering florist thought: Ye aajka mera sabse achha customer hai.
Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hu.
So, he gave 34 instead of 24.
aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki
uska BREAK-UP kyu hua..! :D
MUST READ:
Arre Hame to apno ne luta tha...
Gairo me kahan dum tha...
Meri haddi wahan tuti jaha
hospital band tha.
mujhe us ABULANCE Me dala
jiska petrol kum tha.
Mujhe RIKSHE Me isliye bithaya
kyu ki uska kiraya kam tha..
Mujhe doctron ne uthaya.
nurson me kaha dum tha..
Mujhe us bed pe litaya.
Jiske neeche BOMB Tha...
Mujhe bomb se udaaya,
goli me kaha dum tha..
Aur COLLEGE Me Dafnaya Kyuki
KABARISTAAN Me FUNCTION THA...
Lol...!:)
Lettr to principal.Salaam saale!,
yeh bata kaun haram khor papr set karta h..
Kamino,stdnts ki jaan nikal jati h.
Upar se kutte paper checkng to aise karta h
jaise apni maa ki maut ka badla le rha ho..
Aisa sylbus banaya h jaise tumhare yahan toh
haram khor sab topper hi janme h.
tera baap b is papr mei pass nai hoga.
tu khud is papr mein 10 bar fail hoga.
tu kabhi bahar mil sale..bataunga tujhe...
Urs faithfully,(pagal hu jo apna naam likhunga)
1 Ladke Ko Ladki Se Pyar Ho Gya Lekin
Ladki Ne Use Thukra Dia
.
Ladke Ne Kaha Tum 10 Din K Andar
Mujhse Mohbbat Ka Iqrar Karo Gi
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Or Ladka Din Rat Barish Me Dhoop Me
Us K Ghar K Samne Khada Raha
.
9 Din K Bad Ladki Ko Sach Me Ladke Ki
Mohbbat Ka Ahsas Ho Gya Us Ne Socha
Subah Pyar Ka Iqrar Krungi Lekin Jab
Wo Ladke Ko Milne Gayi To Ladka Use
Wahan Na Mila Aur 1 Kagaz Mila Jis Par
Likha Tha
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Tere Chakkr Main Teri Bahen Set Ho
Gayi Hai
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Sorry Saali Sahiba
Sari Raat Unka Number Hum Milaate Rahe,.Customer Care Wali Aunty KehtiSajan Apke Busy Kisi Aur K Sath,Hum Re-dial Pe Re-dial Dabaate Rahe,.Raat Se Subah Hone Ko Aa Gai,Subah Jab Hui Unse Mulakat, IljamEk Duje Par Lagaate Rahe,.Gusse Me Call Register Check Kiya ToPata Chala,KeHum Unko Aur Vo Hume Ek Hi TimePe No. Milaate Rahe.!acha laga to like.~navi
1 ladki apne lvr se gift me ring lena chahti thi.
Magr ladke ne us ko"bhalu"gift diya
jis par ladki ko buhot gusa aya,
or us ne woh"bhalu" road pe phenk diya ladka woh"bhalu"uthane k liye road ki tarf bhaga mgr us ka car se acident ho gya
or woh wahin mar gya...
Ladki dekh kr chillayi or usne woh"bhalu"utha k apne seeny se laga kr zor se rone lagi.
Tabhi"bhalu"mai se awaz aai i love u ring inmy pocket
will u marry me? Trustin your love. dnt makd any demand in love&always respect ur
love.
Ek Chaor Ameer Aadmi Ke Ghar
Chori Karne Gaya Tijori Par
Likha Tha Tijori Todne Ki
Jarorat Nahi Hai 452 No Prees
Karke Samne Wala Lal Batan
Dabaye Jaise Hi Batan Daba
Alaram Baja Aur Police Aagye..
Jate Jate Chor Seth Se Bola.
Ab Mera Inshanyat Se Bharosh
Uth Gaya Hai..
Jo is Waqt Bore ho rahe h,
Ye PROGRAM sirf Un k liye h,
Batayen Dunya ka Pehla Traffic Signal
kaha lagaya gaya tha?
Jawab janiye is Break k Baad;
BREAK
-Dairy milk kuch meetha ho jay
-Rishta wohi soch nai STAR PLUS
-HERO HONDA dhak dhak go
-Pantine Katrina ki psand or apki?
-Surf Excel Dadi aik Mnt
-Dew kyunki dar k age jeet hai.
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Welcome Back;
Thanx for d Wait,
Dunia ka Pehla Trafic Signal;
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Road pe lagaya gaya tha.
Ek Rajkumar Ko Shraap Mila Tha..
Ki Wo Ek Saal Me Ek Word Hi Bol
Sakta Tha.
To Wo 3 Saal Tak Kuch Nahi Bolaa
"OR"
Wo 3 Saal Tak Intjaar Karta Raha keval
Ek Rajkumari Ko
I Love You
Bolne Ke Lie...!
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Jb Usne Ye Word Bole To
Rajkumari Ne Kaha...
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Mai Sun Nahi Paayi.
Plz Repeat Kro....!♣
Story of MATH.
Aj se 300 years pahle MATH bohat masom aur piyara tha.
Ek din kuch badmash studnts ne MATH ko bohat mara yahan tak k Math ki akhri Sans thi marty marty sub students ko bad dua de gya.
Aur
Ye keh ker is dunia se chala gya k mein to ja raha hoon lekin
MATHS
M = Meri
A = Aatma
T = Tumhe
H = Hamesha
S = Sataye gi
Aaj bhi math ki aatma bhatak rahi hay or saray students ko sata rahi hay or hamesha satati rahegi..
Fwd 2 all studnts.;)
Choti si Pogo Story :-D
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Ek Baar Ek Ladka Hindi Ki Story Pad Raha Tha,
To Uske Man Mein Padte Hue Do Shabad Aaye,
Aur Usne Apne Papa Se Puchha
“Papa, Vishwas Aur Hakikat Mein Kya Fark Hai?”
Papa: “Beta, Teri Maan Meri Biwi Hai Ye Hakikat Hai, Lekin Tu Mera Beta Hai Wo Ek Vishwas Hai“
:-D :-D
thoko Like Samajh Aya to.
Nanha Munna Bachha Hu Main.
Sabke Man Ko Main Harsaau.
Pyar Se Mujhko Jo Bhi Dekhe.
Pass Main Uske Aana Chahu.
Ada Hai Meri Ye Nakhrali.
Baah O Ko. Sabki Tarsaau :D
Muskan Meri.
Aisi Albeli.
Dil Me Sabke Pyar Jagau.
Le Lo Mujhko Godi Me Tum.
Mithi Pappi :* Main De Jaau :*
Susu Pe Control Nahi Hai.
Jab Tab Diaper Gila Kar
Jaau..hehehe :P
Bhuk Lage Hai Jab Bhi
Mujhko.mumma Mumma Main
Chillau>