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I do remain confident in Linda. She'll make a fine labor secretary. From what I've read in the press accounts, she's perfectly qualified.

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I can't tell you what it's like to be in Europe, for example, to be talking about the greatness of America. But the true greatness of America are the people.

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The old idea that the joke was not good enough for the company has been superseded by the new aristocratic idea that the company was not worthy of the joke. They have introduced an almost insane individualism into that one form of intercourse which is specially and uproariously communal. They have made even levities into secrets. They have made laughter lonelier than tears.

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A socialist is somebody who doesn't have anything, and is ready to divide it up equally among everybody.

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We will allow private and religious groups to compete to provide services in every federal, state and local social program.

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For if you bake bread with indifference, you bake a bitter bread that feeds but half man's hunger.

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There is a foolish corner in the brain of the wisest man.

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Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And hain't that a big enough majority in any town?

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We've been able to watch on our television screens sophisticated weaponry find a building; and we've seen dramatic reports from the front where Pulitzer Prize-to-be winning reporters stood up and declared, the United States is attacked, and all that.

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Be as a tower firmly set; Shakes not its top for any blast that blows.

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The reason we want to go on and on is because we live in an impoverished present.

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I have said that the sanction regime is like Swiss cheese - that meant that they weren't very effective.

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I also have picked a secretary for Housing and Human Development. Mel Martinez from the state of Florida.

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If you send a damned fool to St. Louis, and you don't tell them he's a damned fool, they'll never find out.

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We will keep a commitment to pluralism and not discriminate for or against Methodist or Mormons or Muslims or good people with no faith at all.

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A college of wit-crackers cannot flout me out of my humor. Dost thou think I care for a satire or an epigram?

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We ought to make the pie higher.

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Can't living with the bill means it won't become law.

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Men ought to find the difference between saltiness and bitterness. Certainly, he that hath a satirical vein, as he maketh others afraid of his wit, so he had need be afraid of others' memory.

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The Party System was founded on one national notion of fair play. It was the notion that folly and futility should be fairly divided between both sides.

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