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Knavery and flattery are blood relations.

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To date, we've arrested or otherwise dealt with many key commanders of al Qaeda... All told, more than 3,000 suspected terrorists have been arrested in many countries. Many others have met a different fate. Let's put it this way - they are no longer a problem to the United States and our friends and allies.

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You can teach taste, editorial sense, but the ability to say something funny is something I've never been able to teach anyone.

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Other Republican candidates may retort to personal attacks and negative ads.

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I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date. There's no dating in the animal kingdom. No dinner, no movie - just a quick sniff, 'Alright, let's go.'

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I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California.

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It is time to set aside the old partisan bickering and finger-pointing and name-calling that comes from freeing parents to make different choices for their children.

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Most of you probably didn't know that I have a new book out. Some guy put together a collection of my wit and wisdom - or, as he calls it, my accidental wit and wisdom. But I'm kind of proud that my words are already in book form.

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The fact that he relies on facts - says things that are not factual - are going to undermine his campaign.

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Really proud of it. A great campaign. And I'm really pleased with the organization and the thousands of South Carolinians that worked on my behalf. And I'm very gracious and humbled.

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I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit, and once when I won one.

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What if God's a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why!

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Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.

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I couldn't be two faced. If I had two faces, I wouldn't wear this one.

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If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed.

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I knew it might put him in an awkward position that we had a discussion before finality has finally happened in this presidential race.

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Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.

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I don't remember debates. I don't think we spent a lot of time debating it. Maybe we did, but I don't remember.

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So you see, the quality of humor is not a personal or a national monopoly. It's as free as salvation, and, I am afraid, far more widely distributed. But it has its value, I think. The hard and sordid things of life are too hard and too sordid and too cruel for us to know and touch them year after year without some mitigating influence, some kindly veil to draw over them, from time to time, to blur the craggy outlines, and make the thorns less sharp and the cruelties less malignant.

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The budget caps were busted, mightily so. And we are reviewing with people like Judd Gregg from New Hampshire and others some budgetary reform measures that will reinstate - you know, possibly reinstate budgetary discipline. But the caps no longer - the caps, I guess they're there. But they didn't mean much.

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