Boy : I Love you..
Pehli Nazar mein Hi
Tumhara Aashiq Ban Gaya Hu.. Do
U Love me..?
Girl : Hmmmm Main Tumhe
Ek Sawal Puchti Hu
Agar Tum Jeet Gaye To Mai Tumhe
Jawab De Dungi....?
Lakda"Muskurata Hai Aur Chup
Chap Jaane Lagta Hai..
Girl : Kya Hua Jawab Nai
Chahiye..
Ladka : (Palat Kar Kehta Hai) Mujhe
Tumhara Pyar Chahiye.. Jeet mein
mila Hua Inaam Nahi......!!
Bacha:- Bhagwan Kare Teacher Ki
Zuban Cut Jaye. Roz Roz Dant Ti Hai.
Next Day Zuban Cut Gai..
Bacha :- Bhagwan Kare Master Ka
Hath Toot Jaye. Tang Krta Hai.
Bahut Marta Hai.
Next Day Hath Toot Jata Hai...
Bacha :- Bhagwan Mere Baap Ko
Utha Le.
Bahut Marte Hai.
Next Day Baap Ghar Aate Hain,
Bacha :- Papa Aapko Kuch Nahi Hua?
Baap :- Nahi Kyo
Bacha :- Maa Kahan Hain.?
Baap :- Pados Me Sharma Uncle Ki
Death Ho Gai Hai,
Wahan Gayi Hain.
By - prabinbedeti108
Bichar Ke Tum Se Zindagi Saza Lagti
Hai
Yeh Saans Bhi Jaise Mujh Se Khafa
Lagti Hai ..
Tarap Uthte Hain Dard Ke Maare
Zakhmon Ko Jab Tere Sheher Ki Hawa
Lagti Hai ..
Agar Ummeed-E-Wafa Karun To Kis Se
Karun
Mujh Ko Toh
Meri Zindagi Bhi Be-Wafa Lagti Hai ..
Ek bacha Ice-Cream shop pe gaya aur pucha:
Ke bada cup kitny ka hai?
Waiter ne jawab diya: Rs.15 ka.
Bachche ne apne paise gine aur pucha:
Chota cup kitny ka hai?
Waiter: Rs.12 ka.
Bachche ne chota cup kharida aur 12 rupe kar chala gaya.
Jab waiter uski table se khali cup uthane aaya to..
ye dekh kar uski ankhen num hogai ke..
bachche ne 3 rupe tip us waiter ke liye chor diye the.
LESSON: Apni choti khushi bhool kar ke aap
dusron ko badi khushi de sakte hain.
Meri zindagi ki har khushi mein shaamil tum ho
Meri bandagi ki har ghadi mein shaamil tum ho
Maine jitni bhi duaayein maangi ab tak rab se
Meri unn sabhi duaaon ka ho hasil tum ho
Ik mauj hoon main aur mera sahil tum ho
Aur ik safar hoon main hoon, meri manzil tum ho
Ho maine jitni bhi duayen maangi ab tak rab se
Meri unn sabhi duaaon ka ho hasil tum ho.
Girl: We Are Best Friends, Right?
Boy: Yes, Of Course.
Girl: So Be Honest With Me, Who Do You Like?
Boy: No One. I Love Someone.
Girl: Oh, She Must Be Very Lucky..
Boy: Definitely. I’ve Loved Her,
Ever Since I Met Her.
Girl: Really? Well, Since We’re Best Friends,
I Wanna Meet Her. Go Call Her…
Boy: Oh Okay.
*Boy Takes Out His Phone, Dials Her Number And Phones Her..*
Girl: Wait, Hold On I Think Im Getting A Call.
*Answers The Phone*
Boy: I Love You;)
pArEnTs ArE mY gOd Touching Story ???
Once an old mom wassitting wid her son... !!!
1 chidiya paas me bethithi !!!
Maa ne pocha k beta yekya he
Beta : Ye chidiya he
Maa ne kuch der phir wohi pucha
Beta : Ye chidiya he
Maa ne phr pocha ye kya h Beta (Gusse mein) : Kitnibar btau k ye chidiya he !
Maa hansi aur boli k beta jb tu 3 saal ka tha,yehi jaga thi aur aise he chidiya pas me bethi thi !aur tune 40 bar pocha tha aur maine 40 bar tera matha chum ke bataya tha !!!
Love u Mom
Main Sach Kehta Hun Logo Apne Zameer Ko Mat Khona..”
Yeh Poem Un Facebook Ke Pages & Admins Ke Liye Hai
Jo LIKES Ke Liye Kisi Ladki Ki Photo Chura kar Upload Karke Yeh puchte Hai
” Item Kaisi Hai ?? ” ” Kaisi Lag Rahi Hu ??”
Aap Sab Logo Se Request Hai, Aise
Post Ko “Like” Na Kare Aur Ho Sake
To Report As A Spam Kare…!!
Ek ladka hai jo kehta hai ki use kabhi kisi se pyaar nhi ho sakt wo pyaar karne walo pe hasta hai wo har pyaar karne walo pe hasta hai
.
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Ek din wo ladka kisi ko nhi dikha sab kehte hai ki ek ladki se wo pyaar karta hai par wo ladki kisi or se pyaar karti hai
.
.
.
Ek din wo ladki aati hai or us ladke kokehti hai tu kya pyaar karne walo pe hasta hai tu bhi kabhi roega
.
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.
.
Ladka kehta hai ki me kabhi nhi hasa bas logo ko dikhane ke liye yaha chehr banaya hai
Rj: Raat Bhar Royi Tum,
Dukhi Ho Gayi Na Mere Ishq Me,
Arohi: Nhi,
Aise Hi Ro Rhi Thi Tumhari Yaad Me.
Rj : Pr Me To Yahi Hu
Arohi: Aise Hi Rahoge Na Mere Paas
Rj: Yehi Kehne Aya Tha Tmhe.
K Ab Tmhe Jitna Rona H Ro Lo,
Tmhare Rone K Din Ab Gaye,
Me Y Sb Chor DuGa Arohi,
Me Nya Bn JauGa Tmhare Liye
Dekhna Sb Thik Ho JayeGa,
Me B Tum B Madad KroGi Na Meri?
Arohi: Kabhi Naa Kaha Hai?
Rj: Nahi
Bhula Dena Mujhe H
Alvida Tujhe
Tujhe Jina H Mere Bina.!
ek ladke ne apni class ki 1 ladki ko prapose kiya or wo raji ho gayi.. ladki aksar kha karti thi ki main bina dil k ji rhi hoon q ki mera dil tere paas hai... kuch dino baad ladki ne apna irada change kar diya or ladke se kaha ki main tumse shadi nhi kar sakti mere parents ki khusi meri khusi hai... ladki ne kahahum hamesa dost hi rhenge or ladka maan gya... Kuch dino baad ladki ki shadi hui to us ladke ne use "GIFT" bheja.
dost Pranav Aur Sarang jungle
mein, Raste me raat ho gayi wo
TENT laga k so gaye..
.
RAAT ko 1 Pranav ki ankh khuli..
Usne Sarang ko jaga k
kaha:"Aasman ki taraf dekh ke
bata tujhe kya nazar aatahai..??
.
.
Sarang: "Bahut sare sitare" .
Pranav: "Isse kya pata chalta
hai..??"
.
Sarang: "Asman khubsurat hai.."
. .
Pranav: "Abey Newton ki aulad
Tent chori ho gaya
hai..danish hashmi
Real Love Story
1 Larki 1 Larke se boht
pyar karti thi-
Larki ne Larke ko shadi-
ke Liye purpose kiya
Larke ne Larki se kaha-
K 3 din mere bagher reh Lo-
bina baat
bina dekhe
to me tumsy shadi kr Lunga
Larki maan jati hy-
3 din baad jab Larki-
Aati hy to Larke ki death ho jati hai-
.
Larka Larki K Liye-
1 Letter chood jata hy-
.
JIS Pe LIKHA HOTA Hai K-
JAB 3 DIN MERE BGER REH SKTI-
HO TO PURI ZINDGI B REH LO Gi
MaGaR MAIn NaHI REH SAKta
This-is-LOVE
.dosto me kisi se pyaar karta hu par wo mujha se nhi kisi or se pyaar karti hai wo mere ko dekh kar najar fer leti hai par me bas use hi dekhta rehta hu ye meri dil ki galti hai ya me ab usko bina dekhe rehe nhi sakta
.
.wo mujhse nafart karti hai me use utna hi pyaar karta hu wo mujhe na mane apni zindgi par me use apni zindgi manta hu
.
.
Wo chahe mujhse kitni bhi nafat kare par dil me bohi hai or hi rahegi
.
.
Pehla pyaar bholaya nhi jata ya koi bhi pehla pyaar bhol nhi sakt
.
Ek Ladke Ki Girlfriend Ka Birthday Tha, Par Ladka Business Ke Silsiley Mein Shahar Se Bahar Tha.
Isliye Usne 24 Rose Order Kiye Apni Girlfriend Ko Bhejne Ke Liye,
Rose Ke Saath Usne Likha: “Dear, Main Tumhare Liye Utne Rose Bhej Raha Hun Jitne Saal Ki Tum Ho Gayi Ho”
Bhejte Hue Florist Ne Socha Ki Ye Aaj Ka Mera Sabse Achha Customer Hai,
Chalo Ise 10 Rose Free Mein De Deta Hoon, To Usne 24 Ki Jagah 34 Rose De Diye,
Aur Aaj Tak Ladka Nahi Samajh Paya Ki Uska Break-Up Kyu Hua.
♥1 PiyaR KI KahanI♥
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Ek Parinda Safed Phool Se Pyar Kar Betha!
Kafi Din Bad Parinde Ne Phool Ko Prpose Kia..!
Phool Ne Kaha Jab Me Safed Se Lal Ban Jaoga..!
Tab Tumse Pyaar Karonga....!
Parinde Ne Apni Chonch Se Apna Pet Kat Dia.
"OR"
Sara Khoon Phool K Upar Ja gira...!
Phool Safed Se Lal Ho Gaya....
"OR"
Phool Ko Parinde Se Pyar Ho Gaya...!
Par Aafsoos Parinda Zinda Nahi Raha...!
♥YeH H SachA PiyaR♥
By- OR Dhandhal♥♥
kuch Sapne hain, kuch yaade hain AUR BHI
HAIN BOHuT KUCH.
tum ho,tumhari baate hain bas, AUR BHI
HAIN BOHT KUCH.
Per nahi chahte hum tum ko bhulana,
magar dooriya hain,
majbooriya hain AUR BHI HAIN BOHuT
KUCH.
yeh dooriya ek din kat jayegi, yah fasle ek
din simat jayegi,
phir hum karenge baate,waade,izhar AUR
BHI HAIN BOHuT KUCH.
main itni doori ke baadh bhi in hawaomein
Fizao mein,mehsoos karta houn,
tumhari khushboo, tumhari Aawaz,
tumhara Ehsas AUR BHI HAIN BOHuT
KUCH.
Story of MATH ...... :)
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Aaj se 300 saal pehle MATH bohot masoom aur pyara tha.
Ek din kuch badmash students ne MATH ko bohot mara yahan tak ki
Math ki aakhri Sans thi marte marte sab students ko badua de gyi.
Aur
Ye keh ker is dunia se chala gya k mein to ja raha hoon lekin MATHS
.
M = Meri
A = Aatma
T = Tumhe
H = Hamesha
S = Satayegi
Aaj bhi math ki aatma bhatak rahi hai aur saare students ko sata rahi hai aur hamesha satati rahegi:P :D :O
Saamnay Manzil Thi,
Peechay thi Awaz Us Ki ,,
"Rukty Tu Safar Jata,
Chalty Tu Bicharr Jaty,,
"Manzil Ki Bi Hasrat Thi,
Or Us Sy Mohabbat Bi,,
"Ay Dil Ye Bta Mujh Ko,
Us Waqt Main Kidr Jata,,
"Muddat Ka Safar Bi Tha,
Or Barson Ki Shanasai Bi,,
"Rukty Tu Bikhar Jaty,
Chalty To uljh Jaty.
lagi piyas ghzab ki thi
pani mein bi zehar tha
"peety bi tu marr jata
_na peety tu bi marr jaty..!!
kuchh batae
har ladka. ladki pyaar kart hai par kehne se dart hai jo apne pyaar ka ejahar kar deta hai wo pyaar nhi apke paise se or jim se pyaar kart hai
.
.
pyaar wo hai jo dil se kiya jata hai par kisi ko jataya nhi jata jo pyaar ko jatat hai wo pyaar nhi karta
.
.
sacha pyaar kisi ke aage nhi girta
pyaar to apni gali khud hi bana leta hai
.
.
pyaar me kabhi dhok nhi mita
pyaar dil se kiya jata hai jo dil se pyaar karta hai wo kabhi dhok nhi khata
BOY : movie dekhne challe?
.
Gal : no. waha tum mjhe touch
karoge?
.
Boy : No.
... .
Gal : waha tum mera hathpakdoge?
.
Boy : No.
.
Gal : Mujhe kiss karoge?
.
Boy : no..!!
.
Gal : phr meri kya zarurat haiapni
behen k sath hi
chale jao na..!!
hahah :