Bacha:- Bhagwan Kare Teacher Ki
Zuban Cut Jaye. Roz Roz Dant Ti Hai.
Next Day Zuban Cut Gai..
Bacha :- Bhagwan Kare Master Ka
Hath Toot Jaye. Tang Krta Hai.
Bahut Marta Hai.
Next Day Hath Toot Jata Hai...
Bacha :- Bhagwan Mere Baap Ko
Utha Le.
Bahut Marte Hai.
Next Day Baap Ghar Aate Hain,
Bacha :- Papa Aapko Kuch Nahi Hua?
Baap :- Nahi Kyo
Bacha :- Maa Kahan Hain.?
Baap :- Pados Me Sharma Uncle Ki
Death Ho Gai Hai,
Wahan Gayi Hain.
By - prabinbedeti108
Teen bachcho wali vidhwa ne
teen
bachcho wale aadmi se shadi kar
li,
.
.
unke bhi teen bachche huye..
.
.
Ek din ghar mein bachchon ki
zabardast ladai hui,
biwi ne husband kophone kiya,
jaldi
ghar aao, tumhare bachche aur
mere
bachche milkar hamare bachchon
ko
maar rahe hain..
1 LADKA or LADKi
ek Dusre Se Bahut
MOHABBAT Karte The
Bad Qismati Se LADKA Mar
Gaya
Marne K Bad LADKE Ne
LADKI Se Kaha:
“Ek WADA Tha Tera Har
WADE K Piche
Tu Milegi Mujhe Har Gali
Har Darwaze K Piche
Par Tu Hi BEWAFA Nikli
Ek Tu Hi Na Thi Mere
JANAZE K Pichy.
LADKI BOLI: “Ek WADA Tha
Mera Har WADE
K Peeche,
Me Milungi Tujhe Har Gali
Har Darwaze
K Piche,
Par Tune mud K Bhi Na
Dekha,
Ek Or JANAZA Tha, Tere
JANAZE K Piche..!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
♥♥ARYAN.:.PRIYA♥♥
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मौत के पास भी जाकर देखा है,
मैने भी दिल लगा कर देखा है!
चाँद को लोग दुर से देखते है,
मैने चाँद को पास बुला कार देखा है!
इश्क की किमत पुँछ लो मुझसे,
मैने घर तक लुटा कर देखा है!
प्यार तो भीख मेँ भी मिल जाता है,
मैने तो दामन को भी फैला कर देखा है!
एक शंक्स है जो भुलता नही मुझसे...
मैने सारी दुनियाँ को भुला कर देखा है...!OR!
'EK andhi ladki thi jise sabne thukraya...
siway uske dost ke, wo use bahut like karta tha...
ladki roz kehti thi agar me tumhe dekh sakti
to tumhi se shadi karti 1din kisi ne
us ladki ko aankhen donate ki jab ladki ne
dost ko dekha to wo andha tha
dost ne pucha 'kya tum ab mujhse shadi karogi?
To ladki ne inkar kar diya...
ladka chupke se muskuraya, aur usko 1 letter
dekar uski life se chala gaya..
Usme likha tha."PLZ TAKE CARE OF MY EYES"
Interested LOVE STORY 1 LADKA
1 LADKi Aik Dusre Se Bahut
MOHABBAT Karte The Bad Qismati Se LADKi Mar Gai Marne K Bad LADKi Ne LADKE
Se Kaha: "Ek WADA Tha Tera
Har WADAY K Peeche Tu Milega Mujhe Har Gali
Har Darwaze K Peeche Par Tu Hi BEWAFA Nikla Ek Tu Hi Na Tha Mere JANAZE K
Peechy ". LADKA BOLA: "Ek WADA Tha Mera Har
WADAY K Peeche, Me Milunga Tujhe Har Gali Har
Darwaze K Peeche, Par Tune mud K Bhi Na Dekha, Ek Or JANAZA Tha,
Tere JANAZE K Peeche..
* Ramesh *
HEART TOUCHING STORY.
Ek Ladki Janaza Dekhkar
Muskurane Lagi,
To,
Ek Buzurg Ne Kaha Beti Jawan Maut Par Nahi Muskurate...??
Ladki Ansu Ponch kr Boli,
KYA KARU WADA KIYA THA,
JAB BHI MILENGE MUSKURA KAR MILENGE...
choti Si Dosti,
Anjaani Mulakaatein;
Pal Bhar Mein Khatam Hote Din,
Khayalon Mein Doobi Lambi Raatein;
Yahin Se Shuru Hota Hai Pyaar, Hai Na..??
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Anjaan Hai, Anjaan Hi Rahne Do
Kisi Ki Yaado Me Pal Pal Yun Hi Marne Do
Kyoun Badnaam Karte Ho Humara NaamLeke
Ab Toh Iss Naam Ko Benaam Hi Rahne Do
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Jiski Yaad Me Sare Jahan Ko Bhul Gaye
Suna Hai Aajkal Vo Humara Naam Tak Bhul Gaye
Kasam Khai Thi Jisne Sath Nibhane Ki Yaaro
Aaj Wo Humari Lash Par Aana Bhul Gaye
फिर एक सिगरेट जला रहा हुँ
फिर एक तिली बुजा रहा हुँ
:
तेरी नजर मे ये एक गुनाह है
मै तो तेरी यादेँ भुला रहा हुँ
:
समझना मत इसको मेरी आदत
मै तो बस धुआँ ऊडा रहा हुँ
:
ये तेरी यादोँ के सिलसिले हैँ
मै तेरी यादे जला रहा हुँ
:
मै पीकर इतना बहक चुका हुँ
के गम के किस्से सुना रहा हुँ
और पिला रहा हुँ
:
है मेरी आँखेँ तो आज नम
मगर मै सबको हँसा रहा हुँ
:
खोकर अपनी जिन्दगी मेँ
अपने बे-तन्हा प्यार को भुला रहा हुँ
:
एक सिगरेट की शमां के बहाने
मै अपने आप को जला रहा हुँ!
cute love story
Boy:Kya main tumhe pyara lagta hun?
Girl:Nai
...
Boy:Kya tum mere sath rehna chahti ho?
Girl:Nai
Boy:Agar main marr jaun to tum ro gi?
Girl:Nai
Larka boht udas ho gya use boht dukh hua or wo rone lga :(
Larki ne use apne kareeb kiya or kaha
Tum Pyare nai bohut Khubsurat ho Main tumhare sath Rehna nai balki Jeena chahti hun
Agr tumhen kuch ho gya to mein Roun gi nai Marr jaun gi
ek ladke ne apni class ki 1 ladki ko prapose kiya or wo raji ho gayi.. ladki aksar kha karti thi ki main bina dil k ji rhi hoon q ki mera dil tere paas hai... kuch dino baad ladki ne apna irada change kar diya or ladke se kaha ki main tumse shadi nhi kar sakti mere parents ki khusi meri khusi hai... ladki ne kahahum hamesa dost hi rhenge or ladka maan gya... Kuch dino baad ladki ki shadi hui to us ladke ne use "GIFT" bheja.
dost Pranav Aur Sarang jungle
mein, Raste me raat ho gayi wo
TENT laga k so gaye..
.
RAAT ko 1 Pranav ki ankh khuli..
Usne Sarang ko jaga k
kaha:"Aasman ki taraf dekh ke
bata tujhe kya nazar aatahai..??
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Sarang: "Bahut sare sitare" .
Pranav: "Isse kya pata chalta
hai..??"
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Sarang: "Asman khubsurat hai.."
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Pranav: "Abey Newton ki aulad
Tent chori ho gaya
hai..danish hashmi
ApNe Is LaYak SaMjHa Ki ApKe SaTh Do KaDaM ChaL SaKe,
BhuL Se kBhi bhul ho JaYe esa KhuDa Na kre,
SaChe DoSt bankr HaMeSha Sath nibhayege E~DoSt,
taki ham or ap milke KuCh HaSeeN PaLO Ko Jee SaKe..
Boy : I Love you..
Pehli Nazar mein Hi Tumhara Aashiq Ban Gaya Hu..
DoU Love me..?
Girl : Hmmmm Main Tumhe
Ek Sawal Puchti Hu Agar Tum Jeet Gaye To Mai Tumhe Jawab De Dungi....?
Ladka"Muskurata Hai Aur Chup Chap Jaane Lagta Hai..
Girl : Kya Hua Jawab Nai Chahiye..
Ladka :
(Palat Kar Kehta Hai)
Mujhe Tumhara Pyar Chahiye..
Jeet mein mila Huwa Inaam Nahi......!!
Heart touching must read:)
Ek din ek ladke ki girlfrnd ka BIRTHDAY tha.
Boy was not in that city.
So, he ordered 24 RED ROSE for his girlfriend.
He called her up.
Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE ain jitni saal ki tum ho gyi ho.
While delivering florist thought: Ye aajka mera sabse achha customer hai.
Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hu.
So, he gave 34 instead of 24.
aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki
uska BREAK-UP kyu hua..! :D
LOVE STORY.....
EK 14 SAAL K Ladke ko,...
10 Saal k Khubsurat ladki ki photo Raste me Mili,or us ladki ke liye pyaar dhire dhire badhane laga.wo us ladki se bahut pyar krne lga. Lekin woladka us ladki ko kbhi nhi dhund ska.
Kuchh saalo baad uski shadi ho gyi, 1 din uski
wife ne wo photo dekhi or pucha-"tumhe ye
photo kaha se mile.? Ladke ne kyu..."
Ladki ne kaha-"meri photo kho gyi thi jb me
10 saal ki thi
A TRUE LOVE ALWAYS WIN,
True love
subah uth ke ankhe kholne se pehle kisi
ka chehra dekhne ki ichha ho vo pyar hai,
mandir me darshan krte waqt kisik
pas khade hone ka ehsas ho vo pyar hai,
pure din ki thakan jiske sath bethne ki
kalpna se hi dur ho jaye vo pyar hai,
sir kisi ki god me rakh k lage ki man
halka ho gya vo pyar hai,
lakh koshish kar k bhi jise nafrat
na kr sake,bhul na sake vo pyar hai,
or
ye padhte waqt jiska chehra nazark samne
aaye to hi aapka pyar hai....
Sheeshe Ke Aaine Main Dekhti Hai
Woh Khamosh Nazre.
Ghunghat Main Chehra Chupaai Hue.
Aankhon Main Kajal Sajaye Hue.
Chhod Ke Apna Ghar Aangan
Chali Ayee Meri Dulhan Ek Naye Duniya Basane.
Ho Gaye Parai Jahan Beeta Uska Bachpan.
Aur Jawani Ki Hassen Raahein.
Aapnana Hai Wo Sansaar.
Jis Main Bana Ni Hai Naahi Kahaani
Mathe Ki Bindiya Kuch Kehti Hai Us Se.
Haatho Ki Kangan Khankati Hai.
Jaise Kehte Hai Saheli Rukh Ja Re Saakhi..
Na Chor Woh Raahein.
Jis Me Khela Tera Bachpan.
Teri yaad se rista kal bhi tha,
Teri yaad se rista aaj bhi hai,
Dil apna dukhta kal bhi tha,
Dil ye udaas aaj bhi hai,
Jo Pyaar Hum Tum Karte The,
Wo Pyaar To Zinda Aaj Bhi Hai,
Hum Bichad Gaye Is Doori mein,
Tum Door Ho Majburi Mein,
Kabhi Waqt Mile To Chali Aana,
Khula Dil ka Darwaza Aaj Bhi Hai,
Na Sataao.,....
Na Tadpaao....
NA Mehfil Mein Yu Tanha
Chhodo,
Teri Yaad Me Jaage Kal Bhi They,
Teri Yaad Me Jaage Aaj Bhi Hai !
♥By- OR Dhandhal karal
Garibi page 2
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Ladka ghar pe jata hai or bahut hi jada rota hai ladkae ke ghar wale puchhtie hai kya hua par ladka kuchh nhi kehta
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Ladka. Ladki ko nhi dikhta. Ek din ladki. Ladke ke dost se puchhti hai ki kaha hai apka dost par ladke ka dost kuchh nhi bolta or chala jata hai
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Ek saal ho jata hai. Ladki college me chali jati hai. Or ladki roj ladke ka eantjar karti par ladka nhi dikhta
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.Ek din ladki
Baki hai
Boy : I Love you..
Pehli Nazar mein Hi
Tumhara Aashiq Ban Gaya Hu.. Do
U Love me..?
Girl : Hmmmm Main Tumhe
Ek Sawal Puchti Hu
Agar Tum Jeet Gaye To Mai Tumhe
Jawab De Dungi....?
Lakda"Muskurata Hai Aur Chup
Chap Jaane Lagta Hai..
Girl : Kya Hua Jawab Nai
Chahiye..
Ladka : (Palat Kar Kehta Hai) Mujhe
Tumhara Pyar Chahiye.. Jeet mein
mila Hua Inaam Nahi......!