जिन्दगी इन्सान को कहा से कहा ले आती है,
एक पल खुशी तो दुसरे पल गम दे जाती है,
चाहते है जिसे दिलो-जान-सनम,
अकसर उसे गम दे जाते है,
प्यार करने से रोका नही पर,
निभाना है कैसे उससे ये जाना नही,
करके वफँऐ भी हम उससे,
निभाना है कैसे ये जानते नही,
प्यार तो हम करते है बहुत,
सनम पर दिखाना हम जानते नही,
चाह कर भी पा ना सके जिसे,
उससे अकसर अपना मानते नही,
जाने ऐसा क्युँ होता है,
जिन्दगी इन्सान को कहा से कहा ले आती है,
एक पल खुशी तो दुसरे पल गम दे जाती है...!
BY- OR धान्धल
Ek aadmi ne remote control pe chalne wali car khareedi.
Ek din usne car ko order diya- Go & bring my children from school.
Car gayee aur bahut der tak wapas nahin aayee.
Aadmi tension me aa gaya aur police complaint karne ke liya nikal hi raha tha itne mein car bahut saare bachchon ko leke aayee jisme uski naukrani ke 2, baajuwali ke 3, uski saali ka 1 aur uske secretary ke 2 bachche the.
Aadmi aur tension mein aa gaya.
Patni ne kaha- iska matlab ye saare bachche tumhare hain.
Pati ne kaha ye to main baad mein bataunga pehle ye batao car hamare do bachchon ko kyun nahin leke aayee?
Sad story
ek din ek ladke ki ma hospital mein admit thi
wo akhri sanse le rhi thi
us ladke ki ma ki death ho gyi
ladka ro ro kar behal ho gya tha usne
apni ma ka cupboard check us cupboard
mein use ek letter or medicine mila
us letter uski ma ne likha tha ki
"mujhe pata hai tumhe rone k bad
tumhari tabiyat kharab ho jati hai
isiliye ye medicines tumhare
liye good bye beta"
Prem Duniya Ka Sabse Khubsurat Ehsash Hai.
Jitani Paribhashaye Prem Ki Hai
Utani Duniya Me Kisi Bhi,
Dusare Manobhav Ki Nahi Hai.
Ye Vah Ehsash Hai Jise Manavi Nahi
Pashu-Panchhi Ped-Paudhe,
Bhi Samajhte Hai...
Prem Abhivyakti Hai-
Anand Ki,madhurta Ki,saundrya Ki,,
Prem Viyog Hai,Tyag Hai,Sampard Hai...
Prem Kabhi Anshuo Me Chhipi Muskan Jaisa Hai
To Kabhi Muskan Me Chhipi Anshuo Jaisa Hai.
Tum Raat Din Muje Sochte Ho
Kaho Na Kaho Hume Sab Pata He
Karu Kya Muje Tum Batate Nhi Ho
Chupate Ho Mujse Tumhari Khata He
Meri Bekarari Ko Hadse Badhana
Tume Khub Aata H Baate Banana
Bekarar Krke Mera Chain Lena
Sata Ke Mohbt Me Dard Dena
Dekhkar Muje Palke Jhukana
Shararat Nhi H To Fir Kya H
Tume Nind Ayegi Ab Na Mere Bin
Muje H Yakin Aisa Ayega 1 Din
Teri Baho Me Soye Rehnge
Tere Khyalo Me Khoye Rahnge
Kbi Gaur Se Meri Anko Me Dekho
Meri Jaan Tumhara Hi Chehra Chupa H.
EK Baar Insan Ne Koyal Se,
Kaha Tu Kali Na Hoti To Kitni
Achhi Dikhti, Sagar Se Kaha
Tera Pani Khara Na Hota
To Kitna Achha Hota, Gulab Se
Kaha Tujme Kante Na Hote
Tho Kitna Achha Hota, Tab
Teeno 1 Sath Bole Ki....,
ey Insan Tujh Me Dusro Ki
“Kamiya”
Dekhne Ki Adat Na Hoti To Tu
Kitna Achha Hota.
Ek Poet Gharibi Se Tang Aa Kar Daku Ban Gya.
Daketi Karne Ek Bank Gya Or Kaha
Arz Hai..
Handsup.
Taqdir Me Jo Hai Wohi Milega.
Koi Apni Jaga Se Nahi Hilega.
Fir Cashier Se Kaha.
Kuch Khwab Meri Aankho Se Nikal Do.
Jo Kuch B Tumhare Pas Hai Jaldi Se Is Bag Me Daal Do.
Bhot Koshish Karta Hu Teri Yad Bhulane Ki.
Koi Koshish Na Kare Police Ko Bulane Ki.
Bhula De Mujhko Kya Jata He Tera.
Me Goli Mar Dunga Jo Pichha Kare Koi Mera.
1 story -kal mere g.f ka birthday tha aur oo mujhse gift me ring jahte the aur mai unse sadi karna chata tha aur kal subha mai ne unko gift me 1 mobile diaa per tab mere g.f ne usko fek diaa usne kaha mujko ring chaheye mobile nahi tab mai road per gya hum ko chort lag gaye aur mai ohe maar gya tab mere g.f aaye bole huye sumit usne mera gift v liye tha usme phoneme call aaya to usme ringtone tha "hey megha u have a poket my ring"tab mere g.f rone lage.
Djsumit
Sheeshe Ke Aaine Main Dekhti Hai
Woh Khamosh Nazre.
Ghunghat Main Chehra Chupaai Hue.
Aankhon Main Kajal Sajaye Hue.
Chod Ke Apna Ghar Aangan
Chali Ayee Meri Dulhan Ek Naye Duniya Basane.
Ho gaye Parai Jahan Beeta Uska Bachpan.
Aur Jawani Ki Hassen Raahein.
Aapnana Hai Wo Sansaar.
Jis Main Bana Ni Hai Naahi Kahaani.
Mathe ki Bindiya Kuch Kehti Hai Us Se.
Haatho Ki Kangan Khankati Hai.
Jaise Kehte Hai Saheli Rukh Ja Re Saakhi..
Na Chor Woh Raahein.
Jis Me Khela Tera Bachpan.
एक लड़का अपनी
गर्लफ्रेंड से बहुत प्यार करता था...
एक दिन उसने अपनी गर्लफ्रेंड से कहा,
तुम मेरे बिना 1 दिन बिता के दिखाओ..
गर्लफ्रेंड ने अपने बाय्फ्रेंड के बिना
एक दिन बिताया ओर वो जीत गयी..
दूसरे दिन बड़ी ही खुशी से वो
अपने बाय्फ्रेंड से मिलने गयी..
पर वो मर चुका था
क्यूंकी उसे केंसर था,
और उसके पास एक ही दिन बचा था.
उसने लेटर मे लिखा था,
मुझे पता था, तुम यह कर लोगि...
और तुम्हे ऐसा रोज़ करना होगा,
मेरे लिए..
सिर्फ़ मेरे लिए...
बेबी लव यू सो सो मच...
Ye meri real story hai
ek larka tha jo humer apne mai khus raheta tha. Us e ek larki se pyar ho gaya. Us larke ko sahas nahi hua wo us larki ko prapos nahi kar paya. Phis usne us larki ke frnd ko kaha uski frnd ne usko sab kuch kaha diya. Us larkine NA kar diye. Ye bat sunke larka bohot dukhi hua. Wo larka aj bhi us larki se pyar karta hai ek hi asa lekar uska wo asa tha ki "agar kavi wo use pyar kare"........ye mari life ki real story hai.......
"A Cute N Strange Love Story"
There Was A Little Boy Whose 1st Love
Was A Young Girl In A Picture
Which He Found And Picked From The Street.
As Time Went By He Got Married,
But Still Kept It.
One Day,his Wife Found It And Asked,
"Where Did U Get This?"
The Man Said,
"I Kept That Since I Was A Child,
But Why R U Asking?"
The Girl Replied,
"I Lost This Picture When I Was 7...":)
Ek ldki thi aur ldka tha ek duje se bhut pyr krte the zndgi bhar sath rahne ki kasme khai. aisa mod aya.ladki ne apno ke kahne par sastri se hath dikhya kundli me mera naam aya sabko pata chala ki hum dono ka rista h.sastri ne dosh dur karne ke liye upay btaya usne upay majak samajhkar kar liya aur dosh dur ho gya.uski zndgi se hmesha ke liye me dur ho gya mai dosh tha.ae khuda tumse puchta hu ki kya sacha pyr dosh h.maine suna tha sachhe pyr me khuda bhi sath deta h.aaj v intjar h
STORY: ek 14 saal k ladke ko,
10 saal ki khubsurat ladki ki
Photo raste me mili,
Or us ladke ko ladki se pyar ho gya..
Uska us ladki ke liye pyar
Dhire dhire badhane lga..
Wo us ladki se bahut pyar krne lga..
Lekin wo ladka us ladki ko,
Kabhi nhi paa saka..
Kuch saalo baad..
Uski wife ne wo photo dekha or
Puchha "tumhe ye photo kaha se mila?"
Ladke ne puchha"kyu?"
Ladki ne kaha:
"Mera photo kho gya tha,
Jb me 10 saal ki thi".
SACHA PYAR Kbhi B FAIL NAI HOTA...
DEDICATED TO ALL BOYS
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Ladke Pagal Ho Jaatey
Hain Pyar Me,
Baki Kasar Puri Ho Jaati Hai
Intezaar Me.......
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Magar Ye Dard Ladkiya
Nahi
Samjhti,
Wo Toh Panipuri Khati
Firti Hain
Bazaar Me..
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.
Or LADKE Pade Rehte
Hain BEER BAR Me............. .!!!!
Sari Raat Unka Number Hum Milaate Rahe,
.
Customer Care Wali Aunty Kehti
Sajan Apke Busy Kisi Aur K Sath,
Hum Re-dial Pe Re-dial Dabaate Rahe,
.
Raat Se Subah Hone Ko Aa Gai,
Subah Jab Hui Unse Mulakat, Iljam
Ek Duje Par Lagaate Rahe,
.
Gusse Me Call Register Check Kiya To
Pata Chala,
Ke
Hum Unko Aur Vo Hume Ek Hi Time
Pe No. Milaate Rahe.!
acha laga to like.....
Girl: We Are Best Friends, Right?
Boy: Yes, Of Course.
Girl: So Be Honest With Me, Who Do You Like?
Boy: No One. I Love Someone.
Girl: Oh, She Must Be Very Lucky..
Boy: Definitely. I’ve Loved Her,
Ever Since I Met Her.
Girl: Really? Well, Since We’re Best Friends,
I Wanna Meet Her. Go Call Her…
Boy: Oh Okay.
*Boy Takes Out His Phone, Dials Her Number And Phones Her..*
Girl: Wait, Hold On I Think Im Getting A Call.
*Answers The Phone*
Boy: I Love You;)
Boy:Kya main tumhe pyara lagta hun?
Girl:Nai
Boy:Kya tum mere sath rehnachahti ho?
Girl:Nai
Boy:Agar main marr jaun to tum ro gi?
Girl:Nai
Larka boht udas ho gya use boht
dukh hua or wo rone lga
Larki ne use apne kareeb kiya or kaha
Tum Pyare nai bohut Khubsurat ho
Main tumhare sath Rehna nai balki
Jeena chahti hun
Agr tumhen kuch ho gya to mein
Roun gi nai Marr jaun gi
bcz i cant live without u................
i love u
Ek ladka tha uska nam tha dhanendra vo ek bar usko kisi ldki ka no.mila to usne us ldki se bat ki dheere un dono ki bate hone lgi ldki av tk us ldke ka nam ni janti thi pr fr bat hone lgi ab na ldki puchhi ki tmhara kya nam h aur ldka to janta tha ldki ka nam ruchi h per jante h dosto us ldke ko uske bdle m kya mila baba ji ka thullu