Boy : I Love you..
Pehli Nazar mein Hi
Tumhara Aashiq Ban Gaya Hu.. Do
U Love me..?
Girl : Hmmmm Main Tumhe
Ek Sawal Puchti Hu
Agar Tum Jeet Gaye To Mai Tumhe
Jawab De Dungi....?
Lakda"Muskurata Hai Aur Chup
Chap Jaane Lagta Hai..
Girl : Kya Hua Jawab Nai
Chahiye..
Ladka : (Palat Kar Kehta Hai) Mujhe
Tumhara Pyar Chahiye.. Jeet mein
mila Hua Inaam Nahi......!!
Unko bhi humse waisi himohabbat ho zaroori to nahi
ek si dono ki halat ho zaroori to nahi
dil ki chahat to kai khuwaab jaga deti hai
haan! magar saath mein qismat bhi ho zaroori to nahi
meri tanahaiyan karti hai jinhe yaad sada
unko bhi hamari zaroorat ho zaroori to nahi
muskuraane se bhi hota hai beyaan gum-e-dil
mujhe rone ki bhi adat hozaroori to nahi.
1 story -kal mere g.f ka birthday tha aur oo mujhse gift me ring jahte the aur mai unse sadi karna chata tha aur kal subha mai ne unko gift me 1 mobile diaa per tab mere g.f ne usko fek diaa usne kaha mujko ring chaheye mobile nahi tab mai road per gya hum ko chort lag gaye aur mai ohe maar gya tab mere g.f aaye bole huye sumit usne mera gift v liye tha usme phoneme call aaya to usme ringtone tha "hey megha u have a poket my ring"tab mere g.f rone lage.
Djsumit
Ek College Ke Kuch Ladke Roz Ek
Hotel Me Jate
Aur Ek Waiter Ko Khoob Preshan
Karte The.
Ek Din Unhe Apni Galti Ka Ehsaas
Hua Aur
Unhone Waiter Ko 10 Rupaye Tip
Dekar Maafi Mangi-
"Sorry Bhai,aaj K Baad Hum Tumhe
Kabhi Preshan Nhi
Krenge."
Waiter Khush Hokr Bola-"thnx
Bhai,main V Waada Karta Hoon
Ki Aaj K Baad Aaplogo Ki Coffey Me
Thooka Nhi Krunga !
A cute love story
Boy:Kya main tumhe pyara lagta hun?
Girl:Nai
Boy:Kya tum mere sath rehna chahti ho?
Girl:Nai
Boy:Agar main marr jaun to tum ro gi?
Girl:Nai
Larka boht udas ho gya use boht dukh hua or wo rone lga
Larki ne use apne kareeb kiya or kaha
Tum Pyare nai bohut Khubsurat ho
Main tumhare sath Rehna nai balki Jeena chahti hun
Agr tumhen kuch ho gya to mein Roun gi nai Marr jaun gi
bcz i cant live without u.....
Tere Hone Par Bhi Khud Ko Tanhaa Samjhoon.
Main Be-Wafa Hoon, Ya Tujh Ko Be-Wafa Samjhoon.?
Teri Be-Rukhi Se Waqt To Guzar Gaya Hai Mera.
Yeh Khud Daari Hai, Ya Teri Adaa Samjhoon.
Tere Baad Kya Haal Huwa Hai Mera..
Yeh Teri Inaayat Hai, Ya Sazaa Samjhoon.
Zakham Dete Ho Aur Marham Bhi Lagaate Ho",
Yeh Teri Aadat Hai, Yaa Adaa Samjhoo.
sad love story ;-(
1 Ladki Ko Anguthi Chahiye Thi,
Lekin Uske Boyfriend Ne Use Anguthi K Badle Me 1 Teddy Bear Dia.
Gusse Me Ladki Ne Us Teddy Bear Ko Road Pe Fek Dia.
Boyfriend Teddy Bear Lene Road Pe Gaya Lekin Tabi Peche Se Ek Car N
e Use Takkar Maar Dia Or Wo Ladka Wahi Mar Gaya.
Uske Antim Sanskar K Din Us Ladki Ne Teddy Bear Ko Zoor Se Gale Lagaya Or Tab Teddy Bear K Andar Laga Hua Machine Bola.
"Kya Aap Mujse Shadi Karoge, Anguthi Mere Pocket Me He.
Respect Ur Love
Ek Boy L0ved A Girl But
Never Pr0posed Her.
One Day He Decided T0 Tell
Her At 1:00am At Night..!!
He Type:
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.
.
"I L0ve Y0u"
And Sent It, After A Few Sec0nds
He G0t A Msg But He
Decided T0
See It The Next Day F0r
Surprise And Slept..
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.
.
Next Day, He Read The Msg
And So Sh0cked Because,
It Was Written..
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Dear Cust0mer,
Msg Sending Failed Due T0
Insufficient Balance.
Plz Recharge Ur Acc0unt..
Bacha:- Bhagwan Kare Teacher Ki
Zuban Cut Jaye. Roz Roz Dant Ti Hai.
Next Day Zuban Cut Gai..
Bacha :- Bhagwan Kare Master Ka
Hath Toot Jaye. Tang Krta Hai.
Bahut Marta Hai.
Next Day Hath Toot Jata Hai...
Bacha :- Bhagwan Mere Baap Ko
Utha Le.
Bahut Marte Hai.
Next Day Baap Ghar Aate Hain,
Bacha :- Papa Aapko Kuch Nahi Hua?
Baap :- Nahi Kyo
Bacha :- Maa Kahan Hain.?
Baap :- Pados Me Sharma Uncle Ki
Death Ho Gai Hai,
Wahan Gayi Hain.
By - prabinbedeti108
adhori kahni
sadi me dekha to love ho gaya
dono ko ek dosare love ho gaya chali fir love ki kahni dono milne lage dono ek dosre ko jarurt ban gaye dekhate dekhate dono ek dosre ko zindgi samjhne laga pata chala jab ghar balo ko dono ko milne se rok diya gaya
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na rahe sake dono or ek satha dono mar gaye
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Naveen love
3-aur shak ne uske pyar ko dhire
dhire
khaana shuru kar diya wo ladke k 1 min
late reply ko
bhi bewafai
kehne lagi
usne ye bhi na socha k ladka job
karta
hai, Fir bhi ladka pehle jaisa tha us’se
jyada
baat karne laga
dhire dhire ladki ko kisi aur se
pyar ho
gaya usne ladke ko block kar diya
ladke ka dil tut gaya
ek pyaar ka ghar tut gaya
ladka haar chuka tha
usne facebbok use karna band
kar diya wo ladki aaj bhi khush nahi hai
kisi k
sath aur us ladke ko dhundhti bhi hai
A Real love story:
a ladka jo pyar ko samjhta bhi nhi tha use apni class met se pyar ho gya .but o ishar nhi cr ska .
tab god ne bola Tum is sms ko sabhi pyar karne valo tk bej donge tab tujhe tera pyar mil jayga .
THIS IS REAL LOVE STRORY .
Swee2
DEDICATED TO ALL BOYS
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Ladke Pagal Ho Jaatey
Hain Pyar Me,
Baki Kasar Puri Ho Jaati Hai
Intezaar Me.......
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Magar Ye Dard Ladkiya
Nahi
Samjhti,
Wo Toh Panipuri Khati
Firti Hain
Bazaar Me..
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.
Or LADKE Pade Rehte
Hain BEER BAR Me............. .!!!!
1 Naik Admi Jis Ki Adat Thi K
Wo Rastay Me Milne Wale Har
Shakhs Ko Salam Krta Tha.
Par 1 Shakhs Us K Salam Ka
Jwab Daine K Bajaye Usay
Galiyan Deta.
Phir B Wo Naik Insan Har Roz
Salam Karta.
1 Din Usay Kisi Ne Pocha K:
Wo Shakhs Har Roz Apko Bura Bhala
Kehta Hai Tum Phir B Usay Salam Q
Kartay Ho?
Us Naik Insan Ne Jwab Dia:
Uski Beti Se Meri Setting Hai Yar.
Moral: Har Msg Islami Nhi Hota..
Ghor Se Prhne Ka Shukria
STORY--EK 14 SAAL K Ladke ko,...10 Saal k
Khubsurat ladki ki photo Raste me Mili,or us
ladki ke liye pyaar dhire dhire badhane laga.
wo us ladki se bahut pyar krne lga. Lekin wo
ladka us ladki ko kbhi nhi dhund ska.
Kuchh saalo baad uski shadi ho gyi, 1 din uski
wife ne wo photo dekhi or pucha-"tumhe ye
photo kaha se mile.? Ladke ne kyu..."
Ladki ne kaha-"meri photo kho gyi thi jb me
10saal ki thi
SACCHA PYAR KAVI VE FAIL NAHI HOTA...
Ek Ladke Ki Girlfriend Ka Birthday Tha, Par Ladka Business Ke Silsiley Mein Shahar Se Bahar Tha.
Isliye Usne 24 Rose Order Kiye Apni Girlfriend Ko Bhejne Ke Liye,
Rose Ke Saath Usne Likha: “Dear, Main Tumhare Liye Utne Rose Bhej Raha Hun Jitne Saal Ki Tum Ho Gayi Ho”
Bhejte Hue Florist Ne Socha Ki Ye Aaj Ka Mera Sabse Achha Customer Hai,
Chalo Ise 10 Rose Free Mein De Deta Hoon, To Usne 24 Ki Jagah 34 Rose De Diye,
Aur Aaj Tak Ladka Nahi Samajh Paya Ki Uska Break-Up Kyu Hua.
Ek Ladke Ne Apne Class Ki Ek Ladki Ko Prapose Kiya Aur Wo Raji Ho Gai.
Ladka Aksar Kaha Karta Tha Ki Me Bina Dil Ke Ji Raha Hu Kyu Ki Mera
Dil Tere Paas He.
Kuchh Dino Baad Ladke Ne Apna Irada Change Kar Diya Aur Ladki Se Kaha
Ki Me Tumse Shadi Nahi Kar Sakta Mere Perents Ki Khushi Hi Meri Khushi
He.
Ladke Ne Kaha Hum Hamesa Dost Hi Rahenge Aur Ladki Maan Gai.
Kuchh Dino Baad Ladke Ki Shadi Hui To Us Ladki Ne Use "GIFT" Bheja
Ladke Ne Gift Kholte Hi Rona Chalu Kar Diya...
Kyu Ki "Gift Me Ladki Ka Dil Tha, Wo Bhi Khun Se Lathpath"
Aur Ladki Ne Likha Tha:
"Arey Pagal Tumhara Dil To Mere Paas Tha Use Bhijva Rahi Hu, Apni Wife
Ko Kya Doge?"
"ITs LovE"
From kevin.doru
Ye dil tujhe itna chahta kyu hai.....
Har saans ke sath tera hi naam aata kyu hai.....
Tu kitna bhi mujhse khafa ho.....
Zikr phir bhi tera meri zaban pe aata kyu hai.....
U to hai bahut duriya tere mere bich.....
Lgata phir bhi tu mujhko meri jaan sa kyu hai.....
Teri yaad main tadapne ki ho chuki hai adat meri.....
Tere dur hone ka phir bhi ehsaas mujko rulata kyu hai...;(
1 LADKA or LADKi
ek Dusre Se Bahut
MOHABBAT Karte The
Bad Qismati Se LADKA Mar
Gaya
Marne K Bad LADKE Ne
LADKI Se Kaha:
“Ek WADA Tha Tera Har
WADE K Piche
Tu Milegi Mujhe Har Gali
Har Darwaze K Piche
Par Tu Hi BEWAFA Nikli
Ek Tu Hi Na Thi Mere
JANAZE K Pichy.
LADKI BOLI: “Ek WADA Tha
Mera Har WADE
K Peeche,
Me Milungi Tujhe Har Gali
Har Darwaze
K Piche,
Par Tune mud K Bhi Na
Dekha,
Ek Or JANAZA Tha, Tere
JANAZE K Piche..!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
♥♥LoVe N-?♥♥
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Kehte Hain 1000 Saal Pehle
Husn aur
Mohabbat Aapas
Mein Dost The. . .
Ek Raat Dono
Saath Baithe The. . .
Ke Itne Me Chaand NikaL Aaya. . .
Mohabbat Ne Chaand Ki Tareef Kardi. . .
Yeh Baat Husn Ko Nagawaar Guzri. . .
Uss Ne Mohabbat Ki Aankhen Nocch Li. . .
Bas Uss Din Se Mohabbat Andhi. . .
"aur"
Husn Zaalim Ho Gaya Hai.......! ORD♣