yado ko bhulane me kuch waqt
to lgta hai,
aankho ko sulane me kuch waqt to
lgta hai .
kisi shakhs ko bhula dena itna
aasan to nahi hota dil ko samjhane
me kuch waqt to lagta hai .
bhari mahfil me jb koi achanak
yaad aa jaye to fir aansuo ko
chupane me kuch waqt to lagta
hai .
jo shakhs jaan se bhi pyara ho
achanak door ho jaye to .
Dil ko yakeen dila me kuch waqt to
lagta hai
One sweet love story.
ek chidiya ko ek safed gulab se pyar ho gaya,
usne apne pyar ka ijjhar kiya gulab ne jawab diya,
ke mai jis din lal ho jaunga us din me tumse pyar karunga,
jawab sunkar chidiya gulab k aas paas kanto me udne lagi,
aur uske khoon se gulab lal ho gaya,
ye dekhakar gulab ne bhi us se kaha k wo bhi us se pyar karta he,
par chidiya tab tak mar chuki thi.
MORAL -- dont put condition in love.
Ek Aalu ne bhindi ko " I Love U"
ka messge kia....
Bhindi ne usy buhat bura bhala kaha
aur boli
Tum itny moty ho
or me itni Smart Aalu ko ya sun ka buhatdukh hua....
Aalu ne us din ka baad itni sabziyan
Phansai..
k
k
k Aj aap dekh saktay hen
k
Aalu-Ghobi,
Aalu- Bengan,
Aalu-Palak,
Aalu-Matar, Aalu-Gajer,
Aalu-Methi,
or
Bichari Bhindi us din se aaj tak akeli hy
KHUMANSINH
2 dost Pranav Aur Sarang jungle
mein, Raste me raat ho gayi wo
TENT laga k so gaye..
.
RAAT ko 1 Pranav ki ankh khuli..
Usne Sarang ko jaga k
kaha:"Aasman ki taraf dekh ke
bata tujhe kya nazar aatahai..??
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Sarang: "Bahut sare sitare" .
Pranav: "Isse kya pata chalta
hai..??"
.
Sarang: "Asman khubsurat hai.."
. .
Pranav: "Abey Newton ki aulad
Tent chori ho gaya
hai..danish hashmi
Ek Aurat Bache Ke Liye Ro Rahi Thi
Ek Engg Ne Rone Ki Wajah Puchi
Aurat Ne Kaha K Mera Bacha Bimar
Hai Aur Dawa K Liye Paise Nahi Hai
Engg Ne 1000 Ka Note Diya Aur
Kaha Jao Dawa Lelo Aur 100 Ka
Dudh Bhi Le Lena Baki Paise
Mujhe Wapis De Dena Aurat
Thodi Der Bad Dawa Or Dudh Le
Ayi Baki 650 Rs Engineer Ko Wapis
Kar Diye Engg Khush Hua Aur Sochne
Laga Ki Neki
Kabhi Zaya Nahi Jati..
.
.
Doctor Ko Fees Mil Gayi,
Bache Ko Dawa Mil Gayi Aur
.
.
.
.
Mera Nakli Note Bhi Chal Gaya
Ye msg Pyar karne walon k naam,
Heer paidal ja rahi thi ek ladka awaz deta hai:
Ae diwani piche mud k dekh,
Tera dupatta zameen se ghisa ja raha hai,
Heer jawab deti hai:
Ae diwane tu kya jane ye v
Apna farz nibha raha hai,
Koi chum na le mere kadmo ki mitti ko
"Ranjhe" ke siwa, isliye ye nisan mita raha hai.
मंजिल मिले ना मिले
ये तो मुकदर की बात है!
हम कोशिश भी ना करे
ये तो गलत बात है...
जिन्दगी जख्मो से भरी है,
वक्त को मरहम बनाना सीख लो,
हारना तो है एक दिन मौत से,
फिलहाल जिन्दगी जीना
सीख लो..!!
Amazing Love Story:
A Kanjoos Boy Fell In Love
With Kanjoos Girl..
Girl: Jab Dad So Jyenge To Mai
Gali Me Sikka Fekungi,
Awaaz Sunke Tum Turant Andar Aa Jana.
Lekin Boy Sikka Fekne K 1
Ghante Baad Aaya.
Girl:itni Der Kyo Laga Di?;->
Boy: Wo Mai Sikka Dhund Rha Tha.
Girl- Pagal Wo To “Dhaaga Baandh”
K Feka Tha,
Wapas Khich Liya..:
* must read it***
Ek ladka aur ek ladki ek dusre ko
bahut pyaar karte the...
Ladki hamesha ladke se yahi kehti
rehti thi ki mera dil tumhare pas hai.
Iska khayal rakhna.Ek din ladki ne
ladke ko bataya ke uski shadi tay
ho gayi hai aur wo apne mom dad ke
against ni jaa sakti..Boy also agreed
wid her..Next day girl was married wid
another guy.. When she was opning a gift,
she sawthe gift n got fainted....Gift ke
andar ladke ka dil tha aur ek letter pe
likh atha PAGLI APNA DIL TO LETI JAA WARNA
APNE PATI KO KYA DEGI..
Boy : I Love you..
Pehli Nazar mein Hi
Tumhara Aashiq Ban Gaya Hu.. Do
U Love me..?
Girl : Hmmmm Main Tumhe
Ek Sawal Puchti Hu
Agar Tum Jeet Gaye To Mai Tumhe
Jawab De Dungi....?
Lakda"Muskurata Hai Aur Chup
Chap Jaane Lagta Hai..
Girl : Kya Hua Jawab Nai
Chahiye..
Ladka : (Palat Kar Kehta Hai) Mujhe
Tumhara Pyar Chahiye.. Jeet mein
mila Hua Inaam Nahi......!!
My short real story
Do char din ki zindagi jiye ja raha tha akelepn ki
achank ek ladki ne mera hath thamne ki guzarish ki
pyar ko dil me jagakr
mujhe ek khushi ki nayi zindagi di
achank se kuch majburi me usne beech sahar me mera sath chod diya
aur wo lautkar chali gai
phir wo na mili na bat hui
dil me aisi jagah banakr
phir chale jana kitna dard hota hai
aj bhi uske ane ki raah dekh raha
shayd isiliye kisi se dil lagane ki iccha nI karti
tere bina zindagi meri adhuri hai
A cute Love Story:
GIRL:M i Pretty?
BOY:NO.
Girl:Do U wana Liv wd me?
BOY:NO.
Girl:if I leav U thn wil u cry?
Boy:NO.
Grl got Hurt n startd 2 cry.
Boy hold her Tight n said:
U r nt Prety bt BEAUTIFUL.
I dnt wnt 2 liv wd U bt LIVE 4 U.
Whn u leav me i wl nt cry BT DIE.
gali ka pyaar
jis gali me rehta hu bahi ek ladki bhi rehti hai me jab bhi gali se bahar nikalta hu to wo bahar hi khadi rehti hai wo mere dil me bhi hai par Gali ke liye kuchh nahi kehta mene ek din himat kar ke bol bhi diya or usne haa bhi kar di
.
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par kuchh dino bad gali walo ko pata chal gaya or wo mere karad badnam ho gae uska ghar se nikalna band. ho gaya
or me bahi tut gaya or
or chala gaya
GirL ATM Pe SANTA Se.
.
Girl : BHAIYYA Mujhe Apna BALANCE
Check Karna Hai...
.
Aap Meri Help Kar Do..
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SANTA Use Ek Zor Ki LAAT Maarta Hai
Aur
Ladki Gir Jaati Hai..
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SANTA : Tera BALANCE To Bahot
Kharab Hai.. LOLZ
BY-rahul
Mohabbat Ki Baat Mat Karo.Mujhe Accha Nahi Lagta..Ab Kisi Ki Mohabbat Pe Aitbar Karna Mujhe Accha Nahi Lagta,Guzar Jayen Jo Din Wo Din Wapas Laut Ke Nahi Aate, Lekin Un Dino Ko Yaad Karna Mujhe Accha Nahi Lagta, Mujhe Malum Hai Wo Shaks Kitni Bewafa Thi... Kisi Ko Bewafa Kehna Mujhe Accha Nahi Lagta.. Zakham To Bahot Diye Hain Us ne ls Dil-e-Nadaan Ko... Zakham Hum Bhi Dete Magar Badla Lena Mujhe Accha Nahi Lagta
1 ldki jo pyr ko shayd smjhti b na thi
use 1 ldke se pyr hogya
wo 2no 1 dusre se bht pyr krne lge
lekin 1din aisa hua dono ka
milna or bate krna bnd ho gya
vo ldki us ldke k yad me roti rhti
or God se pray krti 1 bar muje usse mila do.
1 din god ne usse bola:-
jis din ye msg sbi pyr krne walo ko mil
jyega us din tera pyar tere sath hoga
or jo isko rokega usko uska pyr kbi nhi
milega. Snd dis to 10 ppl.apko pyar ki ksm.
Unko bhi humse waisi himohabbat ho zaroori to nahi
ek si dono ki halat ho zaroori to nahi
dil ki chahat to kai khuwaab jaga deti hai
haan! magar saath mein qismat bhi ho zaroori to nahi
meri tanahaiyan karti hai jinhe yaad sada
unko bhi hamari zaroorat ho zaroori to nahi
muskuraane se bhi hota hai beyaan gum-e-dil
mujhe rone ki bhi adat hozaroori to nahi.
Sheeshe Ke Aaine Main Dekhti Hai
Woh Khamosh Nazre.
Ghunghat Main Chehra Chupaai Hue.
Aankhon Main Kajal Sajaye Hue.
Chod Ke Apna Ghar Aangan
Chali Ayee Meri Dulhan Ek Naye Duniya Basane.
Ho gaye Parai Jahan Beeta Uska Bachpan.
Aur Jawani Ki Hassen Raahein.
Aapnana Hai Wo Sansaar.
Jis Main Bana Ni Hai Naahi Kahaani.
Mathe ki Bindiya Kuch Kehti Hai Us Se.
Haatho Ki Kangan Khankati Hai.
Jaise Kehte Hai Saheli Rukh Ja Re Saakhi..
Na Chor Woh Raahein.
Jis Me Khela Tera Bachpan.
Kamzor dil wale plz ye post na perhein :D:P
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Ek bohat khobsurt larki thi
Gali ka aik larka usay bohat pasand krta tha
1 bar us larki ki tabyat khrab hogai
usko ultiyan aane lagi
Usne ek glass mai ulti ki
or us larky se kaha ager muje sacha pyar krty ho to isy piyo
larka tayar ho jata hy
Wo adha glass peeny k bad ruk jata hy
To larki pochti hy kya hua ruk Q gaye?
.
Us larky ne hasrat bhari nigah se dekha or kaha
.
aalu aa gaya tha chaba raha hon.:
Na Din Guzarte Hain Aur Na Hi Raate Kat Ti Hain.
Unki Bewafai Jalati Hai Mujhe Is Tarah Se,
Jaise Dheere-Dheere Geelee Lakdi Sulagti Hai.
Koi To Baat Zaroor Hai Jise Mera Man Ab Tak Na Bhool Paya Hai.
Mehfilon Se Door Bhagta Hoon, Tanhai Se Darta Hoon.
Dard Hota Hai To Aansu Bahata Hu, Aahen Bharta Hoon.
Bematlab Si Lagne Lagi Zindagi Apni,
Ab To Bas Maut Ka Intezar Karta Hoon.
Ye Gham Hi Lagta Mujhe Apna Humsaya Hai.