A cute love story
Boy:Kya main tumhe pyara lagta hun?
Girl:Nai
Boy:Kya tum mere sath rehna chahti ho?
Girl:Nai
Boy:Agar main marr jaun to tum ro gi?
Girl:Nai
Larka boht udas ho gya use boht dukh hua or wo rone lga
Larki ne use apne kareeb kiya or kaha
Tum Pyare nai bohut Khubsurat ho
Main tumhare sath Rehna nai balki Jeena chahti hun
Agr tumhen kuch ho gya to mein Roun gi nai Marr jaun gi
bcz i cant live without u.....
A Touchy Love Story..
A boy was tired of girlfriend’s msgs which always said: i love u, i miss u..
One night he received a msg from her but didn’t read it, insted he slept
Next day he got a call from his girlfriend’s mom who said:
that her daughter had a car accident & died last night.
He then read the msg in which it was written:
Dear plz come in front of your house, i met with an accident & its my last wish tosee u plz.
Friends never ignore anything in life.
Meri zindagi ki har khushi mein shaamil tum ho
Meri bandagi ki har ghadi mein shaamil tum ho
Maine jitni bhi duaayein maangi ab tak rab se
Meri unn sabhi duaaon ka ho hasil tum ho
Ik mauj hoon main aur mera sahil tum ho
Aur ik safar hoon main hoon, meri manzil tum ho
Ho maine jitni bhi duayen maangi ab tak rab se
Meri unn sabhi duaaon ka ho hasil tum ho.
Things to Learn From SRK Movies:
Kuch Kuch hota hai: DOST SE PYAAR
Mohabattein: PRINCIPAL KI BETI SE PYAAR
Kal ho na ho: PADOSI KI BETI SE PYAAR
Kabhi khushi Kabhi gum: NAUKAR KI BETI SE PYAAR
Kabhi Alvida na Kehna: DUSARO KI BIWI SE PYAAR
Koyla: Malik ke biwi se pyaar.
Baazigar: DUSHMAN KI BETI SE PYAAR
My Name is Khan: BAAL KATANE WALI SE PYAAR
Pardes: DOST KI MANGETAR SE PYAAR
Dil se: TERRORIST SE PYAAR
Mai Hoon na: TEACHER SE PYAAR
K.k
Tum HaQeeQat Nahi Ho Hasrat Ho.
Jo M!Lay khuwab Main Wo DoLat Ho.
Main Tumaray Hi Dam Se Zinda Hon.
Mar Hi Jaon Jo Tum Se Fursat Ho.
Tum Ho khushbu k khuwabki khushbu.
Or Itnay Hi Be Muravat Ho.
kis Tarah Chor Dain Tumay Jana.
Tum Meri Zindgi ki Adat Ho.
kis Liye Dekhti Ho Aaina.
Tum To khud Se Bhi khoobsorat Ho.
Dastan khatam Honay WaliHai.
Tum Meri Aakhri Muhabbat Ho...
Bacha:- Bhagwan Kare Teacher Ki
Zuban Cut Jaye. Roz Roz Dant Ti Hai.
Next Day Zuban Cut Gai..
Bacha :- Bhagwan Kare Master Ka
Hath Toot Jaye. Tang Krta Hai.
Bahut Marta Hai.
Next Day Hath Toot Jata Hai...
Bacha :- Bhagwan Mere Baap Ko
Utha Le.
Bahut Marte Hai.
Next Day Baap Ghar Aate Hain,
Bacha :- Papa Aapko Kuch Nahi Hua?
Baap :- Nahi Kyo
Bacha :- Maa Kahan Hain.?
Baap :- Pados Me Sharma Uncle Ki
Death Ho Gai Hai,
Wahan Gayi Hain.
By - prabinbedeti108
Full heart touching love story
1 LADKA or LADKi
ek Dusre Se Bahut
MOHABBAT Karte The
Bad Qismati Se LADKA Mar Gaya
Marne K Bad LADKE Ne LADKI Se Kaha:
“Ek WADA Tha Tera
Har WADE K Piche
Tu Milegi Mujhe Har Gali
Har Darwaze K Piche
Par Tu Hi BEWAFA Nikli
Ek Tu Hi Na Thi Mere JANAZE K Pichy.
LADKI BOLI:
“Ek WADA Tha Mera Har WADE
K Peeche,
Me Milungi Tujhe Har Gali Har Darwaze K Piche,
Par Tune mud K Bhi Na Dekha,
Ek Or JANAZA Tha,
Tere JANAZE K Piche..!
♥" MERA-PYAAR "♥
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Usse Pyar Hua Jise Hum
Kabhi Paa Na sake,
♥
Jiski Baato Ko Hum Kabhi Bhula Na Sake,
♥
Dil Lagaya Aur Laga-Kar Tod Diya Usne,
♥
Jise Bhulna Chaha Par
Hum Bhula Na Sake,
♥
Apni Kasam Dekar Usne
Hame Majboor Kar Diya,
♥
Muje Khus Rakhne Ke Liye Khud Se Hi Door Kar Diya,
♥
Hamari Chahat Ko Kabhi
Usne Samja Hi Nahi,
♥
Aur Hum The Ki Unke Liye
Apno Ko Hi Chhod Diya..!!
By - OR Dhandha♥♥
Wo mehandi lage hath dikha ke royi,Main kisi or ki hun ye bta ke royi,Shayd use zindagi bhar ki judaai ka khayal aaya tha,Wo mujhe sine se laga ke royi,Jo kahti thi ke tumhare bina me ekdin bi zinda nahi rah sakti,Or aaj wo ye baat dohra ke royi,kese uski mohabbt pe shaq karte hum,kyo ki wo bhari mahfeel me mujhegale laga ke royi.~navi
A Boy Loves His Girl Very Much, & Asked Her To Marry Him:
Girl:- No Sorry, I’m Marrying Someone Else..
Boy:- Oh, I Wish You Very Best Of Luck And Stay Happy, I Will Move On,
Girl:- No Pls Be My Friend, I Need You… …
Boy:- That’s The Problem You Need Me,
But You Don’t Want Me..
“I’m Sorry I Can’t Be Ur Friend Anymore”..
I Guess Boy Was Kinda Right What Say People?,
So Thumbs Up For Boy And His True Love.
Unko bhi humse waisi himohabbat ho zaroori to nahi
ek si dono ki halat ho zaroori to nahi
dil ki chahat to kai khuwaab jaga deti hai
haan! magar saath mein qismat bhi ho zaroori to nahi
meri tanahaiyan karti hai jinhe yaad sada
unko bhi hamari zaroorat ho zaroori to nahi
muskuraane se bhi hota hai beyaan gum-e-dil
mujhe rone ki bhi adat hozaroori to nahi.
==> A cute love story <==
Boy - kya main tumhe pyara lagta hu
Girl - nahi
Boy - kya tum mere saat rehna chahti ho
Girl - nahi
Boy - Augar main mrr gya to tum rougi
Girl - nahi
Ladka bahut udaas ho gya usey bahut dukh huaa aur wo rone laga
Ladki - ne usey apne kareeb kiya Aur kaha tum pyare nahi Balki bahut khubsurat ho
Main tumhare shaat rehna nahi balki jeena chahti hun
Agar tumhe kuch ho gya to main roungi nahi mrr jaungi..
Garibi page 2
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Ladka ghar pe jata hai or bahut hi jada rota hai ladkae ke ghar wale puchhtie hai kya hua par ladka kuchh nhi kehta
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Ladka. Ladki ko nhi dikhta. Ek din ladki. Ladke ke dost se puchhti hai ki kaha hai apka dost par ladke ka dost kuchh nhi bolta or chala jata hai
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Ek saal ho jata hai. Ladki college me chali jati hai. Or ladki roj ladke ka eantjar karti par ladka nhi dikhta
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.Ek din ladki
Baki hai
Gandhi Ji Ki Ek Rishtedar Aurat Ke Bete Par Qatal Ka Ilzam Laga.Aurat Ne Gandhi Ji Se Request Ki Ke Mere Begunah Bete Ko Bacha Lo.Gandhi Ji Ne Muqadma Lada Aur Ladke Ko Bacha LiyaAurat Badi Khush Hui, Par Usne Ek Sawal Kiya.Aurat: “Aaj To Aap Hain Jo Bacha Liya, Kal Jab Aap Nahi Honge To Hum Bekasoor Logo Ko Kon Bachayega?”Gandhi Ji Ne Muskurate Hue BahutHi Khubsoorat Jawab Diya“Note Pe Lagi Meri Photo.~navi
Teen bachcho wali vidhwa ne
teen
bachcho wale aadmi se shadi kar
li,
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unke bhi teen bachche huye..
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Ek din ghar mein bachchon ki
zabardast ladai hui,
biwi ne husband kophone kiya,
jaldi
ghar aao, tumhare bachche aur
mere
bachche milkar hamare bachchon
ko
maar rahe hain..
Kamzor dil wale plz ye post na perhein :D:P
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Ek bohat khobsurt larki thi
Gali ka aik larka usay bohat pasand krta tha
1 bar us larki ki tabyat khrab hogai
usko ultiyan aane lagi
Usne ek glass mai ulti ki
or us larky se kaha ager muje sacha pyar krty ho to isy piyo
larka tayar ho jata hy
Wo adha glass peeny k bad ruk jata hy
To larki pochti hy kya hua ruk Q gaye?
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Us larky ne hasrat bhari nigah se dekha or kaha
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aalu aa gaya tha chaba raha hon...
ek ladki thi diwani si,ek ladka tha diwana sa
wo ek duje pe marte the,chupke chupke chori chori ek duje se milte the.
achanak unki zindagi me tufana aaya sab tut gae wade kasme
ladke ne to sath diya sara gunah apne naam kiya
bhul gai ladki ki jisne sara gunah apne naam kiya
usne uske ek awaj par sabkuchh diya.bhul gai jo khai thi zindgi bhar rahne ki kasme wo khuda gawahi shadi ki rasme. Aaj wo tanha h bhulne ki koshish kar raha h par kaise bhule har pal wo aaj bhi sath h
: Story
MAA : Beta Ager Meri Ankhain
Kharab Ho jaye to tum kya karo ge?
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Beta : Maa tumhain sheher le jaon
ga wahan ilaaz kerwaon ga
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MAA : Ager phir bhi theek na hui
tou? ... ...
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Beta : Maa main paisay kharch
kerun ga tumhain Bahir mulk le ja
ker Ilaaz karwaon ga........
Maa hass padi :)
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Beta : Acha Maa ager meri Ankhain kharab ho
jayen to tum
kya karogi?
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MAA : Mere LaL, main tujhe apni
ankhe de dungi
*Nitesh *
ONE SAD STORY
Ek ladki thi aur uska boyfriend tha. Wo apne boyfriend se bahut pyar karti thi. Ek din usne apne boyfrnd se kaha tum mere bina 1 din bita ke dikhao. Boyfrnd ne ye challange except kiya usne apni grlfrnd ke bina pura ek din bitaya aur wo jit gaya. Dusre din khushi se wo grlfrnd se milne gya to wo mar chuki thi kyunki use canser tha aur uske paas ek hi din tha. Usne leter me likha tha u will do it kya tum ye roz karoge ?
BY : SANJAY SINGH
Itz really hurts...J