Ek dada aur dadi ne
Apni jawani ke dino ko fir se yaad kar ke manane ka socha,
Un hone faisla kiya ke hum phir darya kinare milenge
Dada subha jaldi uth kar tayyar ho ke
gulab le kar phoche par dadi nahi aayi..
Dada gusse me ghar pahoch,
tum aayi nahi, main intzar karta raha thmara
Dadi ne sharma kar kaha
maa ne jane nahi diya..!
Ye 1 darawni kahani hai,
Kamjor dil wale ise na pade..!!
Barsat ki 1 raat me 1 budha aadmi hath me
1kitab bechne ke liye khda tha,
1 aadmi aaya aur
Usne vo kitab 3000/- mein kharid li
Budhe aadmi ne kitab de ke kaha:
Jab tk koi musibat na aye
Kitab ka LAST PAGE mat dekna.
Aadmi ne kitab puri pad li lekin
Dar ke karan last page nahi khola.
1 din usse raha nahi gaya
Aur last page khol ke dekh hi liya aur
Sadme se mar gya..
Last page par likha tha..
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~~~Cute Story~~~~
7 - 8 SaaL Ke
LadKa LadKi KheL Rahe The..
LadKi BoLi ChaLo "MaiN ChhuP JaaTi hooN...
AgaR TooNe MuJhe DhooNdh LiYa tO huM Bade hoKaR AaPas MeiN Shaadi KaRenGe"...
LadKa BoLa- "PaR AgaR MaiN
NahI DhooNdh PaaYa tO " ??
LadKi BadI MasoomiyaT se BoLi -
"Oye PaGaL PLEASE AiSa MaT BoL".......
MaiN Pass Usi
Darwaje Ke Pichhe ChhiPunGi.....
HEART TOUCHING STORY.
Ek Larki Janaza Dekh Kar.,
{Muskurany Lagi}
To.
Ek Buzurg Ne Kaha
Beti Jawan Mout Par Nahi Muskurate..??
Larki Ansu Ponch Kar Boli
Baba.
KYA KARU WADA KIYA THA
JAB BHI MILENGAY MUSKURA KAR MILENGAY.
By - santu maity
Ek ldki thi aur ldka tha ek duje se bhut pyr krte the zndgi bhar sath rahne ki kasme khai. aisa mod aya.ladki ne apno ke kahne par sastri se hath dikhya kundli me mera naam aya sabko pata chala ki hum dono ka rista h.sastri ne dosh dur karne ke liye upay btaya usne upay majak samajhkar kar liya aur dosh dur ho gya.uski zndgi se hmesha ke liye me dur ho gya mai dosh tha.ae khuda tumse puchta hu ki kya sacha pyr dosh h.maine suna tha sachhe pyr me khuda bhi sath deta h.aaj v intjar h
yado ko bhulane me kuch waqt
to lgta hai,
aankho ko sulane me kuch waqt to
lgta hai .
kisi shakhs ko bhula dena itna
aasan to nahi hota dil ko samjhane
me kuch waqt to lagta hai .
bhari mahfil me jb koi achanak
yaad aa jaye to fir aansuo ko
chupane me kuch waqt to lagta
hai .
jo shakhs jaan se bhi pyara ho
achanak door ho jaye to .
Dil ko yakeen dila me kuch waqt to
lagta hai
Sari Raat Unka Number Hum Milaate Rahe,
.
Customer Care Wali Aunty Kehti
Sajan Apke Busy Kisi Aur K Sath,
Hum Re-dial Pe Re-dial Dabaate Rahe,
.
Raat Se Subah Hone Ko Aa Gai,
Subah Jab Hui Unse Mulakat, Iljam
Ek Duje Par Lagaate Rahe,
.
Gusse Me Call Register Check Kiya To
Pata Chala,
Ke
Hum Unko Aur Vo Hume Ek Hi Time
Pe No. Milaate Rahe.!
acha laga to like...
Kuch Khawab Suhane Toot Gaye,
Kuch Yaar Purane Rooth Gaye...!!
Kuch Zakham Lage The Chehre Par,
Kuch Ander Se Hum Toot Gaye...!!
Kuch Hum The Tabiyat Ke Saada,
Kuch Log Begane Loot Gaye...!!
Kuch Apno Ne Badnaam Kiya,
Kuch Ban Afsane Jhoot Gaye...!!
Kuch Apni Shikasta Nao Thi,
Kuch Humse Kinaare Chhoot Gay
Station pe ek kuli se bahar jane ka rasta pucha
Kuli ne kaha: bahar ja kr puchho.
mene khud rasta dundh liya
Bahar ja kar taxi wale se pucha: bhai sahab, Lal kile ka kitna loge?
Jawab mila: bechna nahi hai… taxi chhor mene bus pakad li.
Conductor se puchha: Ji, kya me cigarette pi sakta?
Conductor (gusse se): Hargij nhi,yaha cigarette pina mana hai.
Mene kaha: Par wo janab to pi rhe hai?
Conductor: Usne mujhse puchha nhi hai.
Lal kile pahucha, hotel gya, manager se kaha:
Room chahiye 7vi manjil me.
Manager: Rehne k liye ya kud kar suicide karne k liye?
Hotel se nikla dost k ghar jane k liye
Raste me ek janab se pucha: janab ye sadak kaha jati hai?
Janab haskar bole:
pichle 20 saal se dekh raha hu, kahi nahi jati, yahi padi hai!
Sweet Love Story:
A boy never does homework in class
to get punishment of bending… on his knees,
in front of her bench
just to see her for whole period?
Gets scoldings from his parents.
bcoz he reaches late everyday,
just to ensure that she has reached
home safely or not?
Skips his lunch
& pretends to be studying in the interval;
just to see her eating the food =)
Walks by foot to the home instead
of taking a bus;
just to save money to buy
chocolates for her..
Love story
Manzilein Bhi Teri Thi.
Aur Rasta Bhi Tera Tha
Ek Tera Pyaar Paa Lu,
Bas Yahi Sapna Mera Tha.
Mere Sath Rehne Ki Kasam Bhi Teri
Thi.
Fir Akela Chhod Jane Ka Khayal Bhi
Tera Tha.
Haatho Me Hath Lekar
Mujhe Hasaane Ki Soch Bhi Teri Thi.
Meri Aankhon Me Aansu Dene Ka
Silsila Bhi Tera Tha....
Mein Kyu Yaha Tanha Reh Gya?
Mera Dil Sawaal Karta Hai...
Kismat To Teri Thi...
Par Kya Khuda Bhi Tera Tha?
'EK andhi ladki thi jise sabne thukraya...
siway uske dost ke, wo use bahut like karta tha...
ladki roz kehti thi agar me tumhe dekh sakti
to tumhi se shadi karti 1din kisi ne
us ladki ko aankhen donate ki jab ladki ne
dost ko dekha to wo andha tha
dost ne pucha 'kya tum ab mujhse shadi karogi?
To ladki ne inkar kar diya...
ladka chupke se muskuraya, aur usko 1 letter
dekar uski life se chala gaya..
Usme likha tha."PLZ TAKE CARE OF MY EYES"
Ek Boy L0ved A Girl But
Never Pr0posed Her.
One Day He Decided T0 Tell
Her At 1:00am At Night..!!
He Type:
.
.
.
"I L0ve Y0u"
And Sent It, After A Few Sec0nds
He G0t A Msg But He
Decided T0
See It The Next Day F0r
Surprise And Slept..
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.
Next Day, He Read The Msg
And So Sh0cked Because,
It Was Written..
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Dear Cust0mer,
Msg Sending Failed Due T0
Insufficient Balance.
Plz Recharge Ur Acc0unt..
Yaad Nahi Woh Din Jab Tumse Baat Hui Thi,
Aur Humare Chehre Pe Muskan Chhayee Thi..
Ab Jo Dur Rehne Lagi Ho Tum,
Gam Ke Sagar Mein Poori Tarah Doob Gaye Hain Hum..
Pata Nahi Kab Humne Akhri Baar Hasa Tha,
Lekin Haan, Humare Dil Mein Bhi Khusiyon Ka Badal Barsa Tha..
Ab Yeh Badal Sirf Gam Barsaate Hain,
Har Pal Humein Rulate Hain..
Aye Jan-e-Man Ehsaan Kar Do Ek…
Humein Kabhi Na Bhulana,
Meri Aankhon Pe MartiThi,
Meri Baton
Pe
Hansti Thi.
Najane Kaisa Ladki Thi, Mujhe
Khone Se Darti
Thi
Wo Jab Bhi Baat Karti Thi,
Yehi Har
Baar Kehti
Thi Suno...!
Agar Me Bhool Jaon Toh, Agar
Me
Rooth Jaon
Toh,
Kabhi Wapes Na Aaon Toh, Bhula Pao
Gi Ye
Sab Kuch,
Yonhi Hanste Raho g Kiya?
Yunhi
jeete Raho G kiya?
Yehi Baten Hain Bas Us Ki, Yehi
Yaden
Hain
Bas Us Ki,
Mujhe Maloom Hai Itna, Mujhe Wo
Pyar Karti
Thi,
Mujhe Khone Se DrtiThi
Par Kho Dia.
Ye meri real story hai
ek larka tha jo humer apne mai khus raheta tha. Us e ek larki se pyar ho gaya. Us larke ko sahas nahi hua wo us larki ko prapos nahi kar paya. Phis usne us larki ke frnd ko kaha uski frnd ne usko sab kuch kaha diya. Us larkine NA kar diye. Ye bat sunke larka bohot dukhi hua. Wo larka aj bhi us larki se pyar karta hai ek hi asa lekar uska wo asa tha ki "agar kavi wo use pyar kare"........ye mari life ki real story hai.......
Jindgi me her kisi ko pyar hota nahi,
.
Jise hota hai vo sota nahi.
.
Pyar ko dekhne ke najriye sabke alag - alag hote hai,
.
Per jo dikta hai vo hakikat me hota nahi.
kuch Sapne hain, kuch yaade hain AUR BHI
HAIN BOHuT KUCH.
tum ho,tumhari baate hain bas, AUR BHI
HAIN BOHT KUCH.
Per nahi chahte hum tum ko bhulana,
magar dooriya hain,
majbooriya hain AUR BHI HAIN BOHuT
KUCH.
yeh dooriya ek din kat jayegi, yah fasle ek
din simat jayegi,
phir hum karenge baate,waade,izhar AUR
BHI HAIN BOHuT KUCH.
main itni doori ke baadh bhi in hawaomein
Fizao mein,mehsoos karta houn,
tumhari khushboo, tumhari Aawaz,
tumhara Ehsas AUR BHI HAIN BOHuT
KUCH.
ApNe Is LaYak SaMjHa Ki ApKe SaTh Do KaDaM ChaL SaKe,
BhuL Se kBhi bhul ho JaYe esa KhuDa Na kre,
SaChe DoSt bankr HaMeSha Sath nibhayege E~DoSt,
taki ham or ap milke KuCh HaSeeN PaLO Ko Jee SaKe..