Ek aadmi ne remote control pe chalne wali car khareedi.
Ek din usne car ko order diya- Go & bring my children from school.
Car gayee aur bahut der tak wapas nahin aayee.
Aadmi tension me aa gaya aur police complaint karne ke liya nikal hi raha tha itne mein car bahut saare bachchon ko leke aayee jisme uski naukrani ke 2, baajuwali ke 3, uski saali ka 1 aur uske secretary ke 2 bachche the.
Aadmi aur tension mein aa gaya.
Patni ne kaha- iska matlab ye saare bachche tumhare hain.
Pati ne kaha ye to main baad mein bataunga pehle ye batao car hamare do bachchon ko kyun nahin leke aayee?
Ek Din Mombatti Ke Andar Jalte Huye Dhage Ne Usse Kaha..
Jalta To Main Hoo.. Par Tere Aansun Kyu Nikal Aate Hain..
Mombatti Ne Kaha Jise Dil Mein Jagah Diya Ho.. Wo Agar Taklif Mein Ho To Aansu Nikal Hi Aate Hain
Waris ali*
Basaya Tha Dil Me Unhe Ye Chahat Ki Bat Thi.
Wo Pardeshi Nikale Fitrat Ki Bat Thi.
Wado Pe Unke Aaj Bhi Ji Rahe H Hum.
Hume Tha Intajar Adat Ki Bat Thi.
Ruswa Wo Kar Gaye Hume Sabke Samne.
Hum Kuch Bhi Na Kar Sake Sarafat Ki Bat Thi.
Chaha Humne Paya Kisi Or Ne Unhe.
Wo Mile Na Hume Kismat Ki Bat Thi.
Humari Dasta Sun Ke Sara Jaha Roya.
Sirf Hum Na Roye Himat Ki Bat Thi.
By -santu maity
Ek ladka tha deewaana sa ladki bi thi deewaani na jane kab shuru hui EK ANOKHI PREM KAHANI wo ladka uspe mar mita
wo ladki nhi mani wo bante bante rh gyi
ek anokhi prem kahani wo ladka sochta hi rh gaya
barbad hui sari jawani par us ladki ne NA bolne me kbhi haar nai mani wo ek tarfa pyar tha
ye jaan chuka tha wo
tabhi to shayad us ladki ko
rab maan chuka tha wo wo koshish karta raha
usne har na mani
lekin us ladki ne phir bi uski halat najani
Touching Story:
A Boy And Girl Want For A Walk.
While Walking, Boy Hits His Leg To A Stone
And Starts Bleeding.
He Looks At Her Hoping That
She Would Tear Her Dupata And
Wrap It Around His Leg.
She Looks In His Eyes And Says..
Soch Bhi Mat! Designer Suit Hai..!
Sab kuch apna teri mohabbat mein haar ke
Main ja raha hu ab teri khusiyo ke sansaar se,
Viraan hai jahan dil bhi udaas hai
Ab kabhi na lautenge vo beete din bahaar ke,
Ek haseen khwaab mila vo bhi bhi chaar din ke liye
Bahut dekhe hain humne hausle yahan pyaar ke,
Khud se bhi begaane ho gaye, ek tere liye
Mout jaise thoker lagi is dil pe tere ek inkaar se,.
pArEnTs ArE mY gOd Touching Story ???
Once an old mom wassitting wid her son... !!!
1 chidiya paas me bethithi !!!
Maa ne pocha k beta yekya he
Beta : Ye chidiya he
Maa ne kuch der phir wohi pucha
Beta : Ye chidiya he
Maa ne phr pocha ye kya h Beta (Gusse mein) : Kitnibar btau k ye chidiya he !
Maa hansi aur boli k beta jb tu 3 saal ka tha,yehi jaga thi aur aise he chidiya pas me bethi thi !aur tune 40 bar pocha tha aur maine 40 bar tera matha chum ke bataya tha !!!
Love u Mom
A Boy Loves His Girl Very Much, & Asked Her To Marry Him:
Girl:- No Sorry, I’m Marrying Someone Else..
Boy:- Oh, I Wish You Very Best Of Luck And Stay Happy, I Will Move On,
Girl:- No Pls Be My Friend, I Need You… …
Boy:- That’s The Problem You Need Me,
But You Don’t Want Me..
“I’m Sorry I Can’t Be Ur Friend Anymore”..
I Guess Boy Was Kinda Right What Say People?,
So Thumbs Up For Boy And His True Love.
koi hota jo hume b samjhta...
Mujhe kyu ho kisi se koi shikwa gila,
kisi ne bhi to nahi mana mujhe apna.
1 pal tha jab sab sath the mere,
par ab to tanha chhod chale..
Akele aaye the is duniya me
aur akele hi jana hai.
ye sab jante hai, mante hai,
phir bhi dil ko pata nahi kyu rishte nibhana hai..
Nahi mila kabhi khud ko parakhne ka waq hume,
warna aaj pata hota ki sabne kyu chhoda tanha hume..
khud hi khud me sab kuch hum samajhte hain,
kaash koi hota jo samjhta hame hum se jada....
Ek dada aur dadi ne
Apni jawani ke dino ko fir se yaad kar ke manane ka socha,
Un hone faisla kiya ke hum phir darya kinare milenge
Dada subha jaldi uth kar tayyar ho ke
gulab le kar phoche par dadi nahi aayi..
Dada gusse me ghar pahoch,
tum aayi nahi, main intzar karta raha thmara
Dadi ne sharma kar kaha
maa ne jane nahi diya..!
Sweet Love Story:
A boy never does homework in class
to get punishment of bending… on his knees,
in front of her bench
just to see her for whole period?
Gets scoldings from his parents.
bcoz he reaches late everyday,
just to ensure that she has reached
home safely or not?
Skips his lunch
& pretends to be studying in the interval;
just to see her eating the food =)
Walks by foot to the home instead
of taking a bus;
just to save money to buy
chocolates for her..
A Real love story:
a ladka jo pyar ko samjhta bhi nhi tha use apni class met se pyar ho gya .but o ishar nhi cr ska .
tab god ne bola Tum is sms ko sabhi pyar karne valo tk bej donge tab tujhe tera pyar mil jayga .
THIS IS REAL LOVE STRORY .
Swee2
Ek Poet Gharibi Se Tang Aa Kar Daku Ban Gya.
Daketi Karne Ek Bank Gya Or Kaha
Arz Hai..
Handsup.
Taqdir Me Jo Hai Wohi Milega.
Koi Apni Jaga Se Nahi Hilega.
Fir Cashier Se Kaha.
Kuch Khwab Meri Aankho Se Nikal Do.
Jo Kuch B Tumhare Pas Hai Jaldi Se Is Bag Me Daal Do.
Bhot Koshish Karta Hu Teri Yad Bhulane Ki.
Koi Koshish Na Kare Police Ko Bulane Ki.
Bhula De Mujhko Kya Jata He Tera.
Me Goli Mar Dunga Jo Pichha Kare Koi Mera.
Bacha:- Bhagwan Kare Teacher Ki
Zuban Cut Jaye. Roz Roz Dant Ti Hai.
Next Day Zuban Cut Gai..
Bacha :- Bhagwan Kare Master Ka
Hath Toot Jaye. Tang Krta Hai.
Bahut Marta Hai.
Next Day Hath Toot Jata Hai...
Bacha :- Bhagwan Mere Baap Ko
Utha Le.
Bahut Marte Hai.
Next Day Baap Ghar Aate Hain,
Bacha :- Papa Aapko Kuch Nahi Hua?
Baap :- Nahi Kyo
Bacha :- Maa Kahan Hain.?
Baap :- Pados Me Sharma Uncle Ki
Death Ho Gai Hai,
Wahan Gayi Hain.
By - prabinbedeti108
~~~Cute Story~~~~
7 - 8 SaaL Ke
LadKa LadKi KheL Rahe The..
LadKi BoLi ChaLo "MaiN ChhuP JaaTi hooN...
AgaR TooNe MuJhe DhooNdh LiYa tO huM Bade hoKaR AaPas MeiN Shaadi KaRenGe"...
LadKa BoLa- "PaR AgaR MaiN
NahI DhooNdh PaaYa tO " ??
LadKi BadI MasoomiyaT se BoLi -
"Oye PaGaL PLEASE AiSa MaT BoL".......
MaiN Pass Usi
Darwaje Ke Pichhe ChhiPunGi.....
Mujhse kaha ishwar ne mat kr intjar
Is janam me uska milna namumkin hai.
Maine kha agle janam me to mumkin hai.
Usne kha pachtayega.
Maine kha dekhte hai,
Tu meri rooh ko kitna tadpayega.
Usne kha chod use,
Chal tujhe jannat ki sair karata hu,
Maine kha aa dekh mere yar ka
Muskurata hua chehra
tujhe jannat zamin par najar ayegi,
Til milakar usne kha,
Mat bhul ki tu hai to ek insan,
Maine kha mila de mujhe mere pyar se
Aur sabit kr ki tu hai bhagwan..
Boy:Kya main tumhe pyara lagta hun?
Girl:Nai
Boy:Kya tum mere sath rehnachahti ho?
Girl:Nai
Boy:Agar main marr jaun to tum ro gi?
Girl:Nai
Larka boht udas ho gya use boht
dukh hua or wo rone lga
Larki ne use apne kareeb kiya or kaha
Tum Pyare nai bohut Khubsurat ho
Main tumhare sath Rehna nai balki
Jeena chahti hun
Agr tumhen kuch ho gya to mein
Roun gi nai Marr jaun gi
bcz i cant live without u................
i love u
Sheeshe Ke Aaine Main Dekhti Hai
Woh Khamosh Nazre.
Ghunghat Main Chehra Chupaai Hue.
Aankhon Main Kajal Sajaye Hue.
Chhod Ke Apna Ghar Aangan
Chali Ayee Meri Dulhan Ek Naye Duniya Basane.
Ho Gaye Parai Jahan Beeta Uska Bachpan.
Aur Jawani Ki Hassen Raahein.
Aapnana Hai Wo Sansaar.
Jis Main Bana Ni Hai Naahi Kahaani.
Mathe Ki Bindiya Kuch Kehti Hai Us Se.
Haatho Ki Kangan Khankati Hai.
Jaise Kehte Hai Saheli Rukh Ja Re Saakhi..
Na Chor Woh Raahein.
Jis Me Khela Tera Bachpan
miss u
Sari Raat Unka Number Hum Milaate Rahe,
.
Customer Care Wali Aunty Kehti
Sajan Apke Busy Kisi Aur K Sath,
Hum Re-dial Pe Re-dial Dabaate Rahe,
.
Raat Se Subah Hone Ko Aa Gai,
Subah Jab Hui Unse Mulakat, Iljam
Ek Duje Par Lagaate Rahe,
.
Gusse Me Call Register Check Kiya To
Pata Chala,
Ke
Hum Unko Aur Vo Hume Ek Hi Time
Pe No. Milaate Rahe.!
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1 LADKA or LADKi
Ek Dusre Se Bahut
MOHABBAT Karte The
Bad kismati Se LADKA Mar Gaya
Marne K Bad LADKE Ne LADKI Se Kaha:
“Ek WADA Tha Tera
Har WADE K Piche
Tu Milegi Mujhe Har Gali
Har Darwaze K Pichhe
Par Tu Hi BEWAFA Nikli
Ek Tu Hi Na Thi Mere JANAZE K Pichhe.
LADKI BOLI:
“Ek WADA Tha Mera Har WADE
K Pichhe,
Main Milungi Tujhe Har Gali Har Darwaze K Pichhe,
Par Tune mud K Bhi Na Dekha,
Ek aur JANAZA Tha,
Tere JANAZE K Piche..!