Teri yad ne mere dil ko sja rakha hai
tere pyar me sab ko bhula rakha hai
kuch acha nahi legta teri judai ke bad
ek teri yaad ko sine se laga rakha hai
tera milna to ab ek khawab hi lagta hai
najayaj ab kyo dil ko bhula rakha hai
sab kuch lut gya hamara tere pyar me
teri yad ko palko me chupa rakha hai
muqadar se milte hain bichar kya warna
aj bhi tera naam dil me saja rakha hai
najayaj koi nahe basta tere siva ankh me
ek teri tasvir ko dil me chupa rakha hai
1 choti bchi apne papa k sath ja rhi thi. 1 pul par pani bahut tezi se bah rha tha.
Papa- Beta daro mat,mera hath pakad lo.
Bchi- Nahi papa ap mera hath pakad lo.
Papa(muskura kar bole)- dono me kya antar h?
Bchi- agar maine apka hath pakda or achank kuch ho jae to shayad main apka hath 6od du, LEKIN agar ap mera hath pakdenge,to me janti hu k chahe kuch bhi ho jaye, AP MERA HATH KABHI NHI CHHODENGE.
"THAT IS GREAT LOVE."
"Aj bhi Bacche hath chhod dete h mgr Maa-baap nhi"
Kya Hota Hai Saccha Pyar Koi Use Bhi Sikhao
Vo Kya Jane Pyar Ki Keemat kya Hoti Hai
Jab Nahi Milta Pyar To aankhe Kitni Roti Hain
Kbhi Na Kbhi To Vo Kisi Se Dil lagayegi
Karega Vo Bewafai To Meri wafa Ki Yaad Ayegi
Tab Vo Bedard Mere Dard Ko samajh Payegi
Is Aashiq Ki Chahat Ko Fir pana Vo Chahegi
Par Afsos Use Gale Se Main laga Na Pauga
Kyuki Jannat Se Vapas Main laut Na Pauga.
STORY: ek 14 saal k ladke ko,
10 saal ki khubsurat ladki ki
Photo raste me mili,
Or us ladke ko ladki se pyar ho gya..
Uska us ladki ke liye pyar
Dhire dhire badhane lga..
Wo us ladki se bahut pyar krne lga..
Lekin wo ladka us ladki ko,
Kabhi nhi paa saka..
Kuch saalo baad..
Uski wife ne wo photo dekha or
Puchha "tumhe ye photo kaha se mila?"
Ladke ne puchha"kyu?"
Ladki ne kaha:
"Mera photo kho gya tha,
Jb me 10 saal ki thi".
SACHA PYAR Kbhi B FAIL NAI HOTA...
A true love story: Ek ladki jo andhithi,
Sabhi usse nafrat karte the
Siwaye uske boyfriend ke,
Wo aksar apne boyfriend se kehtimain
Dekh pati to tum se shaadi kar leti,
Ek din achanak kisi ne use aankhe daan kardi,
Ladki ne sabse pehle apne boyf ko dekhna chaha
To usne dekha wo bhi andha tha,
Boy ne pucha mujhse shaadi karogi to
Ladki ne saaf mana kar diya,
Ye sunkar bf ne ldki ko
1 page par kuch likh kar diya or chala gaya,
Usme likha tha "meri aankhon ka khyal rakhna".:(
Kamzor dil wale plz ye post na perhein :D:P
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Ek bohat khobsurt larki thi
Gali ka aik larka usay bohat pasand krta tha
1 bar us larki ki tabyat khrab hogai
usko ultiyan aane lagi
Usne ek glass mai ulti ki
or us larky se kaha ager muje sacha pyar krty ho to isy piyo
larka tayar ho jata hy
Wo adha glass peeny k bad ruk jata hy
To larki pochti hy kya hua ruk Q gaye?
.
Us larky ne hasrat bhari nigah se dekha or kaha
.
aalu aa gaya tha chaba raha hon...
Sari Raat Unka Number Hum Milaate Rahe,
.
Customer Care Wali Aunty Kehti
Sajan Apke Busy Kisi Aur K Sath,
Hum Re-dial Pe Re-dial Dabaate Rahe,
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Raat Se Subah Hone Ko Aa Gai,
Subah Jab Hui Unse Mulakat, Iljam
Ek Duje Par Lagaate Rahe,
.
Gusse Me Call Register Check Kiya To
Pata Chala,
Ke
Hum Unko Aur Vo Hume Ek Hi Time
Pe No. Milaate Rahe.!
acha laga to like...
Girl: We Are Best Friends, Right?
Boy: Yes, Of Course.
Girl: So Be Honest With Me, Who Do You Like?
Boy: No One. I Love Someone.
Girl: Oh, She Must Be Very Lucky..
Boy: Definitely. I’ve Loved Her,
Ever Since I Met Her.
Girl: Really? Well, Since We’re Best Friends,
I Wanna Meet Her. Go Call Her…
Boy: Oh Okay.
*Boy Takes Out His Phone, Dials Her Number And Phones Her..*
Girl: Wait, Hold On I Think Im Getting A Call.
*Answers The Phone*
Boy: I Love You;)
Full heart touching love story
1 LADKA or LADKi
ek Dusre Se Bahut
MOHABBAT Karte The
Bad Qismati Se LADKA Mar Gaya
Marne K Bad LADKE Ne LADKI Se Kaha:
“Ek WADA Tha Tera
Har WADE K Piche
Tu Milegi Mujhe Har Gali
Har Darwaze K Piche
Par Tu Hi BEWAFA Nikli
Ek Tu Hi Na Thi Mere JANAZE K Pichy.
LADKI BOLI:
“Ek WADA Tha Mera Har WADE
K Peeche,
Me Milungi Tujhe Har Gali Har Darwaze K Piche,
Par Tune mud K Bhi Na Dekha,
Ek Or JANAZA Tha,
Tere JANAZE K Piche..!
Ye 1 darawni kahani hai,
Kamjor dil wale ise na pade..!!
Barsat ki 1 raat me 1 budha aadmi hath me
1kitab bechne ke liye khda tha,
1 aadmi aaya aur
Usne vo kitab 3000/- mein kharid li
Budhe aadmi ne kitab de ke kaha:
Jab tk koi musibat na aye
Kitab ka LAST PAGE mat dekna.
Aadmi ne kitab puri pad li lekin
Dar ke karan last page nahi khola.
1 din usse raha nahi gaya
Aur last page khol ke dekh hi liya aur
Sadme se mar gya..
Last page par likha tha..
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MRP-Rs 15/- only!
Wo mehandi lage hath dikha ke royi,Main kisi or ki hun ye bta ke royi,Shayd use zindagi bhar ki judaai ka khayal aaya tha,Wo mujhe sine se laga ke royi,Jo kahti thi ke tumhare bina me ekdin bi zinda nahi rah sakti,Or aaj wo ye baat dohra ke royi,kese uski mohabbt pe shaq karte hum,kyo ki wo bhari mahfeel me mujhegale laga ke royi.~navi
Heart touching must read:)
Ek din ek ladke ki girlfrnd ka BIRTHDAY tha.
Boy was not in that city.
So, he ordered 24 RED ROSE for his girlfriend.
He called her up.
Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE ain jitni saal ki tum ho gyi ho.
While delivering florist thought: Ye aajka mera sabse achha customer hai.
Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hu.
So, he gave 34 instead of 24.
aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki
uska BREAK-UP kyu hua..! :D
Story
MAA : Beta Ager Meri Ankhain
Kharab Ho jaye to tum kya karo ge?
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Beta : Maa tumhain sheher le jaon
ga wahan ilaaz kerwaon ga
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MAA : Ager phir bhi theek na hui
tou? ... ...
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Beta : Maa main paisay kharch
kerun ga tumhain Bahir mulk le ja
ker Ilaaz karwaon ga........
Maa hass padi :)
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Beta : Acha Maa ager meri Ankhain kharab ho
jayen to tum
kya karogi?
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MAA : Mere LaL, main tujhe apni
ankhe de dungi
Larrki: Ammi main shadi nahi karun gi or
agar zabardasti tum ny meri shadi ki to ghar sy bhag jaun gi
maa rote huwy boli beti mai ne bhag k
tere abba k sath shadi ki
teri khala or behen ny b bhag k shadi ki
tera bhai nokrani k sath
or
tera chacha dhoban k sath bahag gya
teri phopho sabzi waly k sath
or
couzin doodh waly k sath bhag gai
tera bap 2 bar parrosan k sath bhag chuka hai
ab tu b bhag jaye gi to..
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Hamari kya izzat reh jaye gi
kuch khayal kar.
BOY: Kya me tmhe pyara lgta hun?
GIRL . Nhi
BOY. kya tm mere 7 rhna chahti ho?
GIRL. Nhi
BOY. Agr me mar jaon to tm ro gi?
GIRL. Nhi
Larka bht udas ho gaya use bht dukh huwa or wo rone lga
Larki ne use apne qarib kiya Or kaha
Tm Pyare nhi bht Khubsurat ho
Me tmhare 7 rhna nhi blke Jeena chahti hun
Agr tmhe kch ho gya to me roun gi Nhi MAR jaon gi.!
What A Great msg for the All LOVER’s .
Gandhi Ji Ki Ek Rishtedar Aurat
Ke Bete Par Qatal Ka Ilzam Laga.
Aurat Ne Gandhi Ji Se Request Ki
Ke Mere Begunah Bete Ko Bacha Lo.
Gandhi Ji Ne Muqadma Lada Aur Ladke Ko Bacha Liya
Aurat Badi Khush Hui, Par Usne Ek Sawal Kiya.
Aurat: “Aaj To Aap Hain Jo Bacha Liya, Kal
Jab Aap Nahi Honge To Hum Bekasoor Logo Ko
Kon Bachayega?”
Gandhi Ji Ne Muskurate Hue Bahut Hi
Khubsoorat Jawab Diya-
“Note Pe Lagi Meri Photo“
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agree karte ho to thoko like...
Cute Story
A middle class boy asks His high class Girlfriend : "If i go very poor,will you Accept me?"
Girl hugs him and says I am always with you......
Boy: If a very rich boy Proposes you ?
Girl kissed the boy and says, "I am sure that would be you.."
True Love Story....
Ek Ladka Apni G.f Se Milne
Daily Park M Jta Tha,
Lekin Ldki Pahle Pahucti Thi Aur
Ldka Hmesha Late Pahucta Tha,
Lekin Ldki Ne Kvi Use Kuch Nhi Kha.
Ek Din Ldki Park M Nhi Aai Toh Ldka
Uske Ghr Chala Gya Waha Jakar
Use Pata Chala Ki Ldki Ko Blood Cancer H
Aur Vo Wahi Gir Gir Kar Rone Lga Aur,
Isi Dukh Me Wo Sucide Kr Liya Aur
Ek Note Chor Gya
TUM HAMESA JALDI AATI THI AUR
MERA WAIT KRTI THI LEKIN,AAJ MAI
JALDI JA RHA HU AUR TUMARA WAIT KARUNGA.
Uski doli uthi mera janaza utha. Phool us par bhi the phool mujh par bhi the. Mehfil udhar b thi log idhar b the unke hasna idhar rona. yahan sahelya uski b thi dost mere bhi the qazi udhar bhi tha molvi idhar bhi tha. Wo saj ke gai mujhe sajaya gya wo uth k gayi mujhe uthaya gya fark sirf itna tha use apnaya gya mujhe dafnaya gya.