1 sweet story:1 ladke ne marne ke 3 minute pehle 2 msg kiye..1 GF. Ko and 1 dost ko..Mein ja raha hu reply fast..1st reply GF ka aya:tum kahan ja rahe ho, i m busy bad me milenge. Ye sunkar use bahut dard hua..2nd msg dost ka aya: abe kamine akele kaha jaraha hai ruk mein bi ata hu..Ye padkar wo ladka muskuraya aur bolaaaj phirpyar dosti se haar gaya.~navi
Ek ladke ne ek ladki ko propose kiya,
to ladki ne uske praposel ko thukra diya,
uska dost ye sab dekh raha tha,
or dusre us ladke se kahta he ki us ladki ne tumhare praposel ko thukra diya fir bhi tum udas kyu nahi ho?
Wo ladka kahta he,
me udas kyu rahu,
jabki mai janta hu ki maine use khoya he,
jo mujhse pyar nahi karti thi,
udas to use hona chahiye kyuki usne use kho diya jo usase sachhi muhabbat karta tha.
DEDICATED TO ALL BOYS
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Ladke Pagal Ho Jaatey
Hain Pyar Me,
Baki Kasar Puri Ho Jaati Hai
Intezaar Me.......
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Magar Ye Dard Ladkiya
Nahi
Samjhti,
Wo Toh Panipuri Khati
Firti Hain
Bazaar Me..
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Or LADKE Pade Rehte
Hain BEER BAR Me............. .!!!!
Gandhi Ji Ki Ek Rishtedar Aurat Ke Bete Par Qatal Ka Ilzam Laga.Aurat Ne Gandhi Ji Se Request Ki Ke Mere Begunah Bete Ko Bacha Lo.Gandhi Ji Ne Muqadma Lada Aur Ladke Ko Bacha LiyaAurat Badi Khush Hui, Par Usne Ek Sawal Kiya.Aurat: “Aaj To Aap Hain Jo Bacha Liya, Kal Jab Aap Nahi Honge To Hum Bekasoor Logo Ko Kon Bachayega?”Gandhi Ji Ne Muskurate Hue BahutHi Khubsoorat Jawab Diya“Note Pe Lagi Meri Photo.~navi
Mujhse kaha ishwar ne mat kr intjar
Is janam me uska milna namumkin hai.
Maine kha agle janam me to mumkin hai.
Usne kha pachtayega.
Maine kha dekhte hai,
Tu meri rooh ko kitna tadpayega.
Usne kha chod use,
Chal tujhe jannat ki sair karata hu,
Maine kha aa dekh mere yar ka
Muskurata hua chehra
tujhe jannat zamin par najar ayegi,
Til milakar usne kha,
Mat bhul ki tu hai to ek insan,
Maine kha mila de mujhe mere pyar se
Aur sabit kr ki tu hai bhagwan..
Ek Poet Gharibi Se Tang Aa Kar Daku Ban Gya.
Daketi Karne Ek Bank Gya Or Kaha
Arz Hai..
Handsup.
Taqdir Me Jo Hai Wohi Milega.
Koi Apni Jaga Se Nahi Hilega.
Fir Cashier Se Kaha.
Kuch Khwab Meri Aankho Se Nikal Do.
Jo Kuch B Tumhare Pas Hai Jaldi Se Is Bag Me Daal Do.
Bhot Koshish Karta Hu Teri Yad Bhulane Ki.
Koi Koshish Na Kare Police Ko Bulane Ki.
Bhula De Mujhko Kya Jata He Tera.
Me Goli Mar Dunga Jo Pichha Kare Koi Mera.
Pagal Panti Joke
Old Lady to Doctor:" Mujhe Gas ki problem
hai par achhi baat ye hai ki meri gas me na
Bad Bu aati hai na Awaaz..
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Aap k clinic me bhi 20 baar gas chhod chuki
hu par kisi ko pata nahi chala..
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Doctor: "Ye Dawa lijiye aur 1 weekbaad
aayiye"
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(1 week baad)
Old Lady:" Aap ne mujhe kya dawa de di.??
Meri gas me ab bhi aawaz nahi aarahi par
bahut Zehrili Badbu aa rahi hai."
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Doctor:" Good. Aapki Naak theek ho gayi
hai
Ab hum aap k KAAN ka ilaaz krenge
Ek ladka tha deewaana sa ladki bi thi deewaani na jane kab shuru hui EK ANOKHI PREM KAHANI wo ladka uspe mar mita
wo ladki nhi mani wo bante bante rh gyi
ek anokhi prem kahani wo ladka sochta hi rh gaya
barbad hui sari jawani par us ladki ne NA bolne me kbhi haar nai mani wo ek tarfa pyar tha
ye jaan chuka tha wo
tabhi to shayad us ladki ko
rab maan chuka tha wo wo koshish karta raha
usne har na mani
lekin us ladki ne phir bi uski halat najani
Touching Story:
A Boy And Girl Want For A Walk.
While Walking, Boy Hits His Leg To A Stone
And Starts Bleeding.
He Looks At Her Hoping That
She Would Tear Her Dupata And
Wrap It Around His Leg.
She Looks In His Eyes And Says..
Soch Bhi Mat! Designer Suit Hai..!
ab milne laga us ki mohabbat mein sukoon
Phir yun hua woh mera sath chhor gaya
Abhi bohat baki thi hasratein dil mein
Magar woh shakhs adhuri mulaqaat chhor gaya
Fakhra to yeh hai ke woh tha mera hamsafar kbhi
Dukh yeh hai ke beech raah mein woh mera hath chhor gaya
Bin us ke rehna ab azab sa lagta hai
Na jaane zindagi mein woh kaise jazbaat chhor gaya
Woh shakhs to chala gaya meri zindgi se
Magar aankhon mein meri aansuon ki barsaat chhor gaya
A cute LOVE STORY...!
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There was a boy whø daily sent his
girlfriend a rose when ever he was out.
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...1 day he died,
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still his girlfriend received
A Rose evryday,
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She was shøcked she asked the floweriest,
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she told her that her boyfriend had paid advance
for her whole life.
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Sø…
Love someone such that it remains forever…♥
choti Si Dosti,
Anjaani Mulakaatein;
Pal Bhar Mein Khatam Hote Din,
Khayalon Mein Doobi Lambi Raatein;
Yahin Se Shuru Hota Hai Pyaar, Hai Na..??
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Anjaan Hai, Anjaan Hi Rahne Do
Kisi Ki Yaado Me Pal Pal Yun Hi Marne Do
Kyoun Badnaam Karte Ho Humara NaamLeke
Ab Toh Iss Naam Ko Benaam Hi Rahne Do
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Jiski Yaad Me Sare Jahan Ko Bhul Gaye
Suna Hai Aajkal Vo Humara Naam Tak Bhul Gaye
Kasam Khai Thi Jisne Sath Nibhane Ki Yaaro
Aaj Wo Humari Lash Par Aana Bhul Gaye
A true love story: Ek ladki jo andhithi,
Sabhi usse nafrat karte the
Siwaye uske boyfriend ke,
Wo aksar apne boyfriend se kehtimain
Dekh pati to tum se shaadi kar leti,
Ek din achanak kisi ne use aankhe daan kardi,
Ladki ne sabse pehle apne boyf ko dekhna chaha
To usne dekha wo bhi andha tha,
Boy ne pucha mujhse shaadi karogi to
Ladki ne saaf mana kar diya,
Ye sunkar bf ne ldki ko
1 page par kuch likh kar diya or chala gaya,
Usme likha tha "meri aankhon ka khyal rakhna".:(
Ek ladka ladki facebook pe mile
kahi kisi
post pe,
Pehle like, fir comment fir chat post pe
baat,
Kabhi hasi
kabhi mazak
kabhi khatti meethi fariyad
fir add as friend
aur confirm friend wo notification
accept ka
wo anjaani si khushi
fir msg me baat
jaan pehchaan aur subah shaam
yaad,
Wo subah good morning kehna aur raato
ko jag jag k good night
kehna
wo din me 10 baar uske msg ka
wait
karna
aur msg padh k akele akele hasna kahani
fir kuch aage badhi
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Heart touching must read:)
Ek din ek ladke ki girlfrnd ka BIRTHDAY tha.
Boy was not in that city.
So, he ordered 24 RED ROSE for his girlfriend.
He called her up.
Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE ain jitni saal ki tum ho gyi ho.
While delivering florist thought: Ye aajka mera sabse achha customer hai.
Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hu.
So, he gave 34 instead of 24.
aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki
uska BREAK-UP kyu hua..! :D
Boy: Kya main tumhe pyara lgta hu.
Girl: Na
Boy: Kya tum mere sath rehna chahti ho.
Girl: Na
Boy: Aagr main mar jaun to tum rougi?
Girl: Na
Ladka bahut udas ho gya use bahut dukh hua aur wo rone laga.
Ladki ne use apne qarib kiya aur kaha:
Tum Pyare nahi bahut Khubsurt ho.
Main tumhare sath rehna nahi balki Jeena chahti hu.
Agar tumhe kuch ho gya to mein roungi nahi mar jaungi.
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ladke ke ghar pe jane ki sochti hai or himat karke ladke ki gali me aa jati hai tabhi ladke ka dost milta hai
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ladki ladke ke dost se puchhti hai ki aap ka dost kaha hai ladke ka dost bolta hai ki aap yaha tak to aa hi gae ho
chalo me apko mere dost ki maa ke pas le jata hu aap unhi se puchh lena
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ladki ladke ke ghar pe aa jati hai
ladke ki maa bolti hai kon ho ladki jese hi ladki apna naam leti hai
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bese hi ladke ki maa ne ladki ko ek kagj diya or bola
Love story
Dono ko pyar tha dono se...
Jamane se darte rehete the dono??????
Aapne kahin na rooth jayne.....
Isi waja se dur jane ki kasam khaliye donone....
Kuch shal wad
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Ledka ledki dekhne geya to
pata chala ledki us ki masuka hi thi.
Kya Hota Hai Saccha Pyar Koi Use Bhi Sikhao
Vo Kya Jane Pyar Ki Keematkya Hoti Hai
Jab Nahi Milta Pyar Toaankhe Kitni Roti Hain
Kbhi Na Kbhi To Vo Kisi Se Dillagayegi
Karega Vo Bewafai To Meriwafa Ki Yaad Ayegi
Tab Vo Bedard Mere Dard Kosamajh Payegi
Is Aashiq Ki Chahat Ko Firpana Vo Chahegi
Par Afsos Use Gale Se Mainlaga Na Pauga
Kyuki Jannat Se Vapas Mainlaut Na Pauga.
Ye dil tujhe itna chahta kyu hai.....
Har saans ke sath tera hi naam aata kyu hai.....
Tu kitna bhi mujhse khafa ho.....
Zikr phir bhi tera meri zaban pe aata kyu hai.....
U to hai bahut duriya tere mere bich.....
Lgata phir bhi tu mujhko meri jaan sa kyu hai.....
Teri yaad main tadapne ki ho chuki hai adat meri.....
Tere dur hone ka phir bhi ehsaas mujko rulata kyu hai...;(