Ik Saal Purana Qissa Hai
Ik Larka Tha Deewana Sa
Karta Tha Manmana Sa
Wo Shokh Shokh Chanchal Sa
Mehka Mehka Pagal Sa
Ik Roz Muhabbat Ker Betha
Or Ab K Sal Ka Qissa Hai
Ab Wo Mazi Ka Hissa Hai
Wo Pyaar Pe Jaan Ko Waar Gya
Or Apne Aap Ko Maar Gya
Sare Jag Se Jeet Gya
Bas Apne Aap Se Haar Gya
Read This..
One Day A Boy Asked His Girlfriend
2 Marry Her The Gal Gave Him A Challenge
To Live A Day With Out Her
Only Them She Will Marry Him
No Communication Was There For 24hours
The Boy Dont Know That The
Gal Has Only 24 Hours Life Left.
Becoz She Was Il After 24 Hrs
The Boy Went To The Gals
House Holding A Ring He Was Shocked To
Know That She Was Dead
She Left A Letter For Him Saying U DID IT
AND U CAN BE WITH OUT ME
dO IT EVERYDAY MY LOVe.
kabhi ajao tum pal bhar ko
mujhe tum se baten krni hai
kuch ghum k geet sunane hai
kuch raaz hai jo btlany hai
kuch dil ko yaar behlana hai
kuch zakhm hai jo dikhlaney hai
kuch dil se yaden dhoni hai
kuch naaty naye bnany hai
jo shair likhy hai teri furqat main
kuch shair tumhaen wo sunany hai
kuch dard sunany hai dil k
kuch pyar ki baten krni hai
kabhi ajao tum pal bhar ko
mujhe tum se baten krni hai
Sari Raat Unka Number Hum Milaate Rahe,
.
Customer Care Wali Aunty Kehti
Sajan Apke Busy Kisi Aur K Sath,
Hum Re-dial Pe Re-dial Dabaate Rahe,
.
Raat Se Subah Hone Ko Aa Gai,
Subah Jab Hui Unse Mulakat, Iljam
Ek Duje Par Lagaate Rahe,
.
Gusse Me Call Register Check Kiya To
Pata Chala,
Ke
Hum Unko Aur Vo Hume Ek Hi Time
Pe No. Milaate Rahe.!
acha laga to like.....
A girl never express her liking for a boy,
Thinking that boy should express it first…?
And
A boy never express it with a fear of losing her as a friend,
That’s why love stories end before it begins...
14 saal ke ladke ko, 10 saal ki khubsurat ladki ki photo raste mein mili,
aur us ladke ko ladki se pyar ho gya.
uska us ladki k liye pyar dhire-2 badne lga.
wo us ladki se bhut pyar karne lga.
Lekin wo ladka us ladki ko kbi nahi pa ska.
Kuch saal bad.
Uski wife ne wo photo dekha aur pucha:
tumhe ye photo kha se mila?
ladke ne pucha kyun?
Ladki boli: meri photo kho gya thi jab mein 10 saal ki thi..
* Ramesh *
Amazing Love Story:
A Kanjoos Boy Fell In Love
With Kanjoos Girl..
Girl: Jab Dad So Jyenge To Mai
Gali Me Sikka Fekungi,
Awaaz Sunke Tum Turant Andar Aa Jana.
Lekin Boy Sikka Fekne K 1
Ghante Baad Aaya.
Girl:itni Der Kyo Laga Di?;->
Boy: Wo Mai Sikka Dhund Rha Tha.
Girl- Pagal Wo To “Dhaaga Baandh”
K Feka Tha,
Wapas Khich Liya..:
Boy : I Love you..
Pehli Nazar mein Hi
Tumhara Aashiq Ban Gaya Hu.. Do
U Love me..?
Girl : Hmmmm Main Tumhe
Ek Sawal Puchti Hu
Agar Tum Jeet Gaye To Mai Tumhe
Jawab De Dungi....?
Lakda"Muskurata Hai Aur Chup
Chap Jaane Lagta Hai..
Girl : Kya Hua Jawab Nai
Chahiye..
Ladka : (Palat Kar Kehta Hai) Mujhe
Tumhara Pyar Chahiye.. Jeet mein
mila Hua Inaam Nahi......!!
ek ladki thi diwani si,ek ladka tha diwana sa
wo ek duje pe marte the,chupke chupke chori chori ek duje se milte the.
achanak unki zindagi me tufana aaya sab tut gae wade kasme
ladke ne to sath diya sara gunah apne naam kiya
bhul gai ladki ki jisne sara gunah apne naam kiya
usne uske ek awaj par sabkuchh diya.bhul gai jo khai thi zindgi bhar rahne ki kasme wo khuda gawahi shadi ki rasme. Aaj wo tanha h bhulne ki koshish kar raha h par kaise bhule har pal wo aaj bhi sath h
To jhuka jhuka k nazar kion milayee jati hay,
Banaa banaa k tamanna mitayeejaati hay,
Tarah tarah say wafa aazmayeejaati hay,
Hijaab un ko meri mohabbat ka aitbar nahin,
To jhuka jhuka k nazar kion milayee jaati hay,
Hamaray dil ka pata wo hamain nahin daitay
Hamari chiz hum hi say chupai jaati hay,
Saqi, Doori-e-manzil say naa-umid na hoo
Manzil ab bus aa hi jaati hay
Sad story
ek din ek ladke ki ma hospital mein admit thi
wo akhri sanse le rhi thi
us ladke ki ma ki death ho gyi
ladka ro ro kar behal ho gya tha usne
apni ma ka cupboard check us cupboard
mein use ek letter or medicine mila
us letter uski ma ne likha tha ki
"mujhe pata hai tumhe rone k bad
tumhari tabiyat kharab ho jati hai
isiliye ye medicines tumhare
liye good bye beta"
A Touchy Love Story..
A boy was tired of girlfriend’s msgs which always said: i love u, i miss u..
One night he received a msg from her but didn’t read it, insted he slept
Next day he got a call from his girlfriend’s mom who said:
that her daughter had a car accident & died last night.
He then read the msg in which it was written:
Dear plz come in front of your house, i met with an accident & its my last wish tosee u plz.
Friends never ignore anything in life.
Ek ladka or ladki ek dusreko bahut
pyar karte the.
Ek din ladki mar gayi, usne swarg me
se
ladke ko kaha, "ek wada tha tera har
wade ke piche, tu milega muje har
gali
har darwaje ke piche. Par kyun tu itna
BEWAEAA nikla, ek tu hi neahi tha
mere
janaze ke piche"
ladke ne ankh me ashu ke sath javab
diya, "ek wada tha mere har wade k
piche,
milunga tuje har gali har darwaje ke
piche. Tune hi mud kar nahi dekha, ek
aur janaza tha tere janaze k piche
Mere Hato Ko Apne Hato Me Tham K Usne Pucha
Pyar Karte Ho Mujhse?
Hum Chup The
Usne Fir Pucha Kya Mai Tume Pasand Nahi?
Hum Kuch Na Keh Sake
Usne Pucha Zindagi Bitaoge Mere Sath?
Humne Ankhe Jhukali
Usne Kaha Mere Sukh Dukh Me Hamesha Sath Rahoge?
Hamari Ankho Me Ansu The
Wo Hamara Chehra Utha K Dekha To Hairan Hogaya Aur Pucha Ankho Me Ansu Kyu?
Humne Kaha Pyar Karnewalo Ko Agar Ye Sab Puchna Pade To Pyar Kaisa
Pyar To Rooh Se Hota Hai
Ankho Me Pada Jata Hai
Aur Dil Me Basaya Jata Hai!!
ApNe Is LaYak SaMjHa Ki ApKe SaTh Do KaDaM ChaL SaKe,
BhuL Se kBhi bhul ho JaYe esa KhuDa Na kre,
SaChe DoSt bankr HaMeSha Sath nibhayege E~DoSt,
taki ham or ap milke KuCh HaSeeN PaLO Ko Jee SaKe..
"A Cute N Strange Love Story"
There Was A Little Boy Whose 1st Love
Was A Young Girl In A Picture
Which He Found And Picked From The Street.
As Time Went By He Got Married,
But Still Kept It.
One Day,his Wife Found It And Asked,
"Where Did U Get This?"
The Man Said,
"I Kept That Since I Was A Child,
But Why R U Asking?"
The Girl Replied,
"I Lost This Picture When I Was 7...":)
True Love Story....
Ek Ladka Apni G.f Se Milne
Daily Park M Jta Tha,
Lekin Ldki Pahle Pahucti Thi Aur
Ldka Hmesha Late Pahucta Tha,
Lekin Ldki Ne Kvi Use Kuch Nhi Kha.
Ek Din Ldki Park M Nhi Aai Toh Ldka
Uske Ghr Chala Gya Waha Jakar
Use Pata Chala Ki Ldki Ko Blood Cancer H
Aur Vo Wahi Gir Gir Kar Rone Lga Aur,
Isi Dukh Me Wo Sucide Kr Liya Aur
Ek Note Chor Gya
TUM HAMESA JALDI AATI THI AUR
MERA WAIT KRTI THI LEKIN,AAJ MAI
JALDI JA RHA HU AUR TUMARA WAIT KARUNGA.
Pagal Panti Joke
Old Lady to Doctor:" Mujhe Gas ki problem
hai par achhi baat ye hai ki meri gas me na
Bad Bu aati hai na Awaaz..
.
.
Aap k clinic me bhi 20 baar gas chhod chuki
hu par kisi ko pata nahi chala..
.
.
.
Doctor: "Ye Dawa lijiye aur 1 weekbaad
aayiye"
.
(1 week baad)
Old Lady:" Aap ne mujhe kya dawa de di.??
Meri gas me ab bhi aawaz nahi aarahi par
bahut Zehrili Badbu aa rahi hai."
.
Doctor:" Good. Aapki Naak theek ho gayi
hai
Ab hum aap k KAAN ka ilaaz krenge