Mujhse kaha ishwar ne mat kr intjar
Is janam me uska milna namumkin hai.
Maine kha agle janam me to mumkin hai.
Usne kha pachtayega.
Maine kha dekhte hai,
Tu meri rooh ko kitna tadpayega.
Usne kha chod use,
Chal tujhe jannat ki sair karata hu,
Maine kha aa dekh mere yar ka
Muskurata hua chehra
tujhe jannat zamin par najar ayegi,
Til milakar usne kha,
Mat bhul ki tu hai to ek insan,
Maine kha mila de mujhe mere pyar se
Aur sabit kr ki tu hai bhagwan
Tum Raat Din Muje Sochte Ho
Kaho Na Kaho Hume Sab Pata He
Karu Kya Muje Tum Batate Nhi Ho
Chupate Ho Mujse Tumhari Khata He
Meri Bekarari Ko Hadse Badhana
Tume Khub Aata H Baate Banana
Bekarar Krke Mera Chain Lena
Sata Ke Mohbt Me Dard Dena
Dekhkar Muje Palke Jhukana
Shararat Nhi H To Fir Kya H
Tume Nind Ayegi Ab Na Mere Bin
Muje H Yakin Aisa Ayega 1 Din
Teri Baho Me Soye Rehnge
Tere Khyalo Me Khoye Rahnge
Kbi Gaur Se Meri Anko Me Dekho
Meri Jaan Tumhara Hi Chehra Chupa H.
BOY : movie dekhne challe?
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Gal : no. waha tum mjhe touch
karoge?
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Boy : No.
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Gal : waha tum mera hathpakdoge?
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Boy : No.
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Gal : Mujhe kiss karoge?
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Boy : no..!!
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Gal : phr meri kya zarurat haiapni
behen k sath hi
chale jao na..!!
hahah :
1 LADKA or LADKi
ek Dusre Se Bahut
MOHABBAT Karte The
Bad Qismati Se LADKA Mar
Gaya
Marne K Bad LADKE Ne
LADKI Se Kaha:
“Ek WADA Tha Tera Har
WADE K Piche
Tu Milegi Mujhe Har Gali
Har Darwaze K Piche
Par Tu Hi BEWAFA Nikli
Ek Tu Hi Na Thi Mere
JANAZE K Pichy.
LADKI BOLI: “Ek WADA Tha
Mera Har WADE
K Peeche,
Me Milungi Tujhe Har Gali
Har Darwaze
K Piche,
Par Tune mud K Bhi Na
Dekha,
Ek Or JANAZA Tha, Tere
JANAZE K Piche..!
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♥♥LoVe N-?♥♥
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Pagal Si Ek Ladki Hai
Har Pal Wo Mujh Ko Takti Hai
Aankh Main Uss Ki Masti Hai
Wo Baat Baat Pe Hansti Hai
Har Roz Wo Roop Badalti Hai
Har Roop Main Achi Lagti Hai
Es Dil Main Aag Bharakti Hai
Jab Meri Taraf Wo Barti Hai
Deedar Ko Deed Tarasti Hai
Fursat Main Aankh Barasti Hai
Wo Jab Bhi Mujh Se Milti Hai
Ye Zalim Duniya Jalti Hai
Piyaar Wo Mujh Se Karti Hai
Izhaar Se Laikin Darti Hai
Pagal Si Ek Larki Hai
Har Pal Wo Mujh Ko Takti Hai..
adhori kahni
sadi me dekha to love ho gaya
dono ko ek dosare love ho gaya chali fir love ki kahni dono milne lage dono ek dosre ko jarurt ban gaye dekhate dekhate dono ek dosre ko zindgi samjhne laga pata chala jab ghar balo ko dono ko milne se rok diya gaya
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na rahe sake dono or ek satha dono mar gaye
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Naveen love
SAD STORY IN LOVE
LADKA aur LADKI car me khamosi se
ja rahe the LADKA 1 Letter LADKI
ko deta hai LADKI Letter Padhne se
pehle hi LADKE ko kheti hai ki,Mujhe
aab tum se pyar nahi hai,Mai tumhe chhod
rahi hu.Achanak ek tez raftar wali car unki
car se takra gai LADKA usi waqt mar gaya,
LADKKI bach gayi phir LADKI ne wo Letter khola
to uske ANKHON se ANSU gir pade.US Letter me likha
tha "JIS DIN TUM MUJHE CHHOD DOGI USI WAQT HI
MAI MAR JAUONGA"
PLEASE LIKE THIS
By - santu maity
Pagal Panti Joke
Old Lady to Doctor:" Mujhe Gas ki problem
hai par achhi baat ye hai ki meri gas me na
Bad Bu aati hai na Awaaz..
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Aap k clinic me bhi 20 baar gas chhod chuki
hu par kisi ko pata nahi chala..
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Doctor: "Ye Dawa lijiye aur 1 weekbaad
aayiye"
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(1 week baad)
Old Lady:" Aap ne mujhe kya dawa de di.??
Meri gas me ab bhi aawaz nahi aarahi par
bahut Zehrili Badbu aa rahi hai."
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Doctor:" Good. Aapki Naak theek ho gayi
hai
Ab hum aap k KAAN ka ilaaz krenge
Kisi shayar ne"Maut"ko
kya khoob kaha:
"Zindagi me do minute koi
mere
paas na baitha..
aaj sab mere paas baithe
ja rahe the..
koi tohfa na mila aaj tak
mujhe,
aaj phool hi phool diye ja
rahe the..
taras gye hum kisi ke
hath se diye
ek libaj ko,
aaj nye-nye kapde
odhaye ja rahe the..
Do kadam sath na chalne
ko tayar
tha koi,
aaj kafila banakar ja rahe
the..
Aaj pata chala
ke'MAUT'itni hasin hoti
hai,
Kambhakt"HUM"to yu hi
jiyeja rahe the...:))
By - santu maity
Ek bacha Ice-Cream shop pe gaya aur pucha:
Ke bada cup kitny ka hai?
Waiter ne jawab diya: Rs.15 ka.
Bachche ne apne paise gine aur pucha:
Chota cup kitny ka hai?
Waiter: Rs.12 ka.
Bachche ne chota cup kharida aur 12 rupe kar chala gaya.
Jab waiter uski table se khali cup uthane aaya to..
ye dekh kar uski ankhen num hogai ke..
bachche ne 3 rupe tip us waiter ke liye chor diye the.
LESSON: Apni choti khushi bhool kar ke aap
dusron ko badi khushi de sakte hain.
DEDICATED TO ALL BOYS
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Ladke Pagal Ho Jaatey
Hain Pyar Me,
Baki Kasar Puri Ho Jaati Hai
Intezaar Me.......
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Magar Ye Dard Ladkiya
Nahi
Samjhti,
Wo Toh Panipuri Khati
Firti Hain
Bazaar Me..
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Or LADKE Pade Rehte
Hain BEER BAR Me............. .!!!!
Basaya Tha Dil Me Unhe Ye Chahat Ki Bat Thi.
Wo Pardeshi Nikale Fitrat Ki Bat Thi.
Wado Pe Unke Aaj Bhi Ji Rahe H Hum.
Hume Tha Intajar Adat Ki Bat Thi.
Ruswa Wo Kar Gaye Hume Sabke Samne.
Hum Kuch Bhi Na Kar Sake Sarafat Ki Bat Thi.
Chaha Humne Paya Kisi Or Ne Unhe.
Wo Mile Na Hume Kismat Ki Bat Thi.
Humari Dasta Sun Ke Sara Jaha Roya.
Sirf Hum Na Roye Himat Ki Bat Thi.
....lonely boy
Khamosh raaho me tera saath chahiye
Tnha hai mera hath, tera haath chahiye
Mujhko mere muqadar pr itna yakeentoo hai
Tujhko bhi mere lafz, meri baat chahiye
Me khud apni shayri ko kiya acha kehta
Mujhko teri tareef, teri daad chahiye
Ehsaas-e-mohabb at tere waste hai lekin
Junoon-e-ishk ko teri soghat chahiye
Tu mujhko paane ki khahaish rakhti ho lakin
Jene k liye teri mulaakat
chahiye !!!!
* must read it***
Ek ladka aur ek ladki ek dusre ko
bahut pyaar karte the...
Ladki hamesha ladke se yahi kehti
rehti thi ki mera dil tumhare pas hai.
Iska khayal rakhna.Ek din ladki ne
ladke ko bataya ke uski shadi tay
ho gayi hai aur wo apne mom dad ke
against ni jaa sakti..Boy also agreed
wid her..Next day girl was married wid
another guy.. When she was opning a gift,
she sawthe gift n got fainted....Gift ke
andar ladke ka dil tha aur ek letter pe
likh atha PAGLI APNA DIL TO LETI JAA WARNA
APNE PATI KO KYA DEGI..
“Abba G Muje Marty Thy To Ammi Bacha Leti Thein 1Din Mei ne Socha K Agr Ami Pittai Krengi To Abba G Kia Krenge?
Ye Dekhne K Ly Mei ne Ami Ka Kaha Na Mana, Unho Ne Kaha Bazar Se Dahi La 2, Me Na Laya, Unho Ne Salan Kam Dia Mei ne Zyda Pe Israr Kia, Unho Ne Kaha Peerhi pe Beth K Roti Khao Me Zameen Pe Beth Gya,
Kapry Maily Ker Leay, Mera Lehja B Ghustakhana Tha Muje Pori Twaqqa Thi K Ammi Zarur Maren Gi, Mgr Unho Ne Muje Seeny Sy Laga Kr Kaha
“Q Putar! Maa Sadqay Bemar To Nhi.”
Garibi. Ke kuchh pal
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Pyaar se bada bana diya paisa ladka roj ki tarha school ja raha tha uski najar ek ladki par padti hai
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Yaha se ek tarfa pyaar ki pal soru hote hai ladka us ladki ko roj dekhta
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Ek din ladka himat karta hai or ladki se apne pyaar ka eajahr karta hai
Ladki kehti hai tere pas kya hai ladka bolta hai mai apko hames khus rakhuga par ladki fir se bolti hai tere pas kya hai ladka kuchh nhi bolta or chup
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Chala jata hai
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Abhi baki hai kuchh pal
Ek ladka hai jo kehta hai ki use kabhi kisi se pyaar nhi ho sakt wo pyaar karne walo pe hasta hai wo har pyaar karne walo pe hasta hai
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Ek din wo ladka kisi ko nhi dikha sab kehte hai ki ek ladki se wo pyaar karta hai par wo ladki kisi or se pyaar karti hai
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Ek din wo ladki aati hai or us ladke kokehti hai tu kya pyaar karne walo pe hasta hai tu bhi kabhi roega
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Ladka kehta hai ki me kabhi nhi hasa bas logo ko dikhane ke liye yaha chehr banaya hai
Ik Saal Purana Qissa Hai
Ik Larka Tha Deewana Sa
Karta Tha Manmana Sa
Wo Shokh Shokh Chanchal Sa
Mehka Mehka Pagal Sa
Ik Roz Muhabbat Ker Betha
Or Ab K Sal Ka Qissa Hai
Ab Wo Mazi Ka Hissa Hai
Wo Pyaar Pe Jaan Ko Waar Gya
Or Apne Aap Ko Maar Gya
Sare Jag Se Jeet Gya
Bas Apne Aap Se Haar Gya
EK Baar Insan Ne Koyal Se,
Kaha Tu Kali Na Hoti To Kitni
Achhi Dikhti, Sagar Se Kaha
Tera Pani Khara Na Hota
To Kitna Achha Hota, Gulab Se
Kaha Tujme Kante Na Hote
Tho Kitna Achha Hota, Tab
Teeno 1 Sath Bole Ki....,
ey Insan Tujh Me Dusro Ki
“Kamiya”
Dekhne Ki Adat Na Hoti To Tu
Kitna Achha Hota.