Pagal Panti Joke
Old Lady to Doctor:" Mujhe Gas ki problem
hai par achhi baat ye hai ki meri gas me na
Bad Bu aati hai na Awaaz..
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Aap k clinic me bhi 20 baar gas chhod chuki
hu par kisi ko pata nahi chala..
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Doctor: "Ye Dawa lijiye aur 1 weekbaad
aayiye"
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(1 week baad)
Old Lady:" Aap ne mujhe kya dawa de di.??
Meri gas me ab bhi aawaz nahi aarahi par
bahut Zehrili Badbu aa rahi hai."
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Doctor:" Good. Aapki Naak theek ho gayi
hai
Ab hum aap k KAAN ka ilaaz krenge
Meri zindagi ki har khushi mein shaamil tum ho
Meri bandagi ki har ghadi mein shaamil tum ho
Maine jitni bhi duaayein maangi ab tak rab se
Meri unn sabhi duaaon ka ho hasil tum ho
Ik mauj hoon main aur mera sahil tum ho
Aur ik safar hoon main hoon, meri manzil tum ho
Ho maine jitni bhi duayen maangi ab tak rab se
Meri unn sabhi duaaon ka ho hasil tum ho.
HEART TOUCHING STORY.
Ek Larki Janaza Dekh Kar.,
{Muskurany Lagi}
To.
Ek Buzurg Ne Kaha
Beti Jawan Mout Par Nahi Muskurate..??
Larki Ansu Ponch Kar Boli
Baba.
KYA KARU WADA KIYA THA
JAB BHI MILENGAY MUSKURA KAR MILENGAY.
Sweet
yado ko bhulane me kuch waqt
to lgta hai,
aankho ko sulane me kuch waqt to
lgta hai .
kisi shakhs ko bhula dena itna
aasan to nahi hota dil ko samjhane
me kuch waqt to lagta hai .
bhari mahfil me jb koi achanak
yaad aa jaye to fir aansuo ko
chupane me kuch waqt to lagta
hai .
jo shakhs jaan se bhi pyara ho
achanak door ho jaye to .
Dil ko yakeen dila me kuch waqt to
lagta hai
Wo to majborioon main lipti hain
Apney shiddat bharey khyaloon main
Apney ander chhupi ek aurat main
Wo hamesha hi darti rehti hain
Na to jeeti hain na to marti hain
Larkiyaan bewafaa nahi hoti
Per Hamesha hi darti rehti hain
Apne reeti or rawajoon se
Any waley naye azaboon se
Zardurat main khily ghulaboon se
Pyaar kerti hain or chhupati hain
Larkiyaan Bewafaa nahi hot
Kyuon ki majborioon main lepti hain
Or her lamha darti rehti hain
Apney pyaar se apney saye se
Apney rishton se dil ki dharkan se
Apni khowahish se apni kushioon se
Larkiyaan Bewafaa nahi hoti !!!
Ek ladke ne ek ladki ko propose kiya,
to ladki ne uske praposel ko thukra diya,
uska dost ye sab dekh raha tha,
or dusre us ladke se kahta he ki us ladki ne tumhare praposel ko thukra diya fir bhi tum udas kyu nahi ho?
Wo ladka kahta he,
me udas kyu rahu,
jabki mai janta hu ki maine use khoya he,
jo mujhse pyar nahi karti thi,
udas to use hona chahiye kyuki usne use kho diya jo usase sachhi muhabbat karta tha.
Real Love Story
1 Larki 1 Larke se boht
pyar karti thi-
Larki ne Larke ko shadi-
ke Liye purpose kiya
Larke ne Larki se kaha-
K 3 din mere bagher reh Lo-
bina baat
bina dekhe
to me tumsy shadi kr Lunga
Larki maan jati hy-
3 din baad jab Larki-
Aati hy to Larke ki death ho jati hai-
.
Larka Larki K Liye-
1 Letter chood jata hy-
.
JIS Pe LIKHA HOTA Hai K-
JAB 3 DIN MERE BGER REH SKTI-
HO TO PURI ZINDGI B REH LO Gi
MaGaR MAIn NaHI REH SAKta
This-is-LOVE
Ek ldki thi aur ldka tha ek duje se bhut pyr krte the zndgi bhar sath rahne ki kasme khai. aisa mod aya.ladki ne apno ke kahne par sastri se hath dikhya kundli me mera naam aya sabko pata chala ki hum dono ka rista h.sastri ne dosh dur karne ke liye upay btaya usne upay majak samajhkar kar liya aur dosh dur ho gya.uski zndgi se hmesha ke liye me dur ho gya mai dosh tha.ae khuda tumse puchta hu ki kya sacha pyr dosh h.maine suna tha sachhe pyr me khuda bhi sath deta h.aaj v intjar h
Ek Din Unse Hum Bahut Door Chale Jayenge,
Satayengi Hamari Yadein Har Taraf Unhe
Or Wo Pareshan Ho Jayenge,
Charon Taraf Dekhenege Par Hum Na
Nazar Aayenge,
Jab Satayengi Hamari Yadein
Wo Hamse Milne Ko Betab Ho Jayenge
Wadiyon Se Poochenge Hamara Pata
Par Hum Kaha Unhe Mil Payenge,
Yaad Ayengi Unko Hamari Wafaein
Unki Aankhon Me Aansu Aa Jayenge,
Dhoondenge Wo Ek Pyar Bhare Ehsaas
Ko Samundar Rahe Bhale Hi Wo Pyase Reh Jayenge,
Ek Din Ham Unse Bahut Door Chale Jayenge...
Ek ladka tha uska nam tha dhanendra vo ek bar usko kisi ldki ka no.mila to usne us ldki se bat ki dheere un dono ki bate hone lgi ldki av tk us ldke ka nam ni janti thi pr fr bat hone lgi ab na ldki puchhi ki tmhara kya nam h aur ldka to janta tha ldki ka nam ruchi h per jante h dosto us ldke ko uske bdle m kya mila baba ji ka thullu
* must read it***
Ek ladka aur ek ladki ek dusre ko
bahut pyaar karte the...
Ladki hamesha ladke se yahi kehti
rehti thi ki mera dil tumhare pas hai.
Iska khayal rakhna.Ek din ladki ne
ladke ko bataya ke uski shadi tay
ho gayi hai aur wo apne mom dad ke
against ni jaa sakti..Boy also agreed
wid her..Next day girl was married wid
another guy.. When she was opning a gift,
she sawthe gift n got fainted....Gift ke
andar ladke ka dil tha aur ek letter pe
likh atha PAGLI APNA DIL TO LETI JAA WARNA
APNE PATI KO KYA DEGI..
Woh Nahi Mera Magar Us Se Muhabat Hai,To Hai,
Yeh Agar Rasmon Riwajhon Se Baghawat Hai, To Hai ... !
Sach Ko Maine Sach Kaha, Jab Kah DiyaTo Kah Diya,
Ab Zamanay Ki Nazar Me Yeh Himaqat Hai, To Hai ... !!
Dost Ban Kar Dushmano Ki Tarah Woh Satata Hai Mujhe,
Phir Bhi Us Pathar Dil Pay Marna Apni Fitrat Hai,To Hai ... !!!
Kab Kaha Maine Ke Woh Mil Jaye Mujh Ko Aaj Hi,
Us Ki Baahon Me Hi Dam Nikle Itni Hasrat Hai,To Ha
nterested LOVE STORY 1 LADKA
1 LADKi Aik Dusre Se Bahut
MOHABBAT Karte The Bad Qismati Se LADKi Mar Gai Marne K Bad LADKi Ne LADKE
Se Kaha: "Ek WADA Tha Tera
Har WADAY K Peeche Tu Milega Mujhe Har Gali
Har Darwaze K Peeche Par Tu Hi BEWAFA Nikla Ek Tu Hi Na Tha Mere JANAZE K
Peechy ". LADKA BOLA: "Ek WADA Tha Mera Har
WADAY K Peeche, Me Milunga Tujhe Har Gali Har
Darwaze K Peeche, Par Tune mud K Bhi Na Dekha, Ek Or JANAZA Tha,
Tere JANAZE K Peeche..
Kisi shayar ne"Maut"ko
kya khoob kaha:
"Zindagi me do minute koi
mere
paas na baitha..
aaj sab mere paas baithe
ja rahe the..
koi tohfa na mila aaj tak
mujhe,
aaj phool hi phool diye ja
rahe the..
taras gye hum kisi ke
hath se diye
ek libaj ko,
aaj nye-nye kapde
odhaye ja rahe the..
Do kadam sath na chalne
ko tayar
tha koi,
aaj kafila banakar ja rahe
the..
Aaj pata chala
ke'MAUT'itni hasin hoti
hai,
Kambhakt"HUM"to yu hi
jiyeja rahe the...:))
By - santu maity
ek ladki thi diwani si,ek ladka tha diwana sa
wo ek duje pe marte the,chupke chupke chori chori ek duje se milte the.
achanak unki zindagi me tufana aaya sab tut gae wade kasme
ladke ne to sath diya sara gunah apne naam kiya
bhul gai ladki ki jisne sara gunah apne naam kiya
usne uske ek awaj par sabkuchh diya.bhul gai jo khai thi zindgi bhar rahne ki kasme wo khuda gawahi shadi ki rasme. Aaj wo tanha h bhulne ki koshish kar raha h par kaise bhule har pal wo aaj bhi sath h
Wo use dekhan or dil usi ka ho jana
wo fir chup chup ke dekhan uska
wo dar dar ke bolne ki kosis karna par kuchh bol na pana
wo pehli use kuchh bolna
wo uska pichhe aane se mana karna
wo saheli se number magna
wo pehla meg karna
wo jawab na deana
wo bat karne ke liye mahino ka enatjar karn
wo bas din raat bate karn
wo unka rothan
wo humra unko manan
har kisi ko pehla pyer nhi milt par uski yeede rehr jati h
Sad story
ek din ek ladke ki ma hospital mein admit thi
wo akhri sanse le rhi thi
us ladke ki ma ki death ho gyi
ladka ro ro kar behal ho gya tha usne
apni ma ka cupboard check us cupboard
mein use ek letter or medicine mila
us letter uski ma ne likha tha ki
"mujhe pata hai tumhe rone k bad
tumhari tabiyat kharab ho jati hai
isiliye ye medicines tumhare
liye good bye beta"
Bichar Ke Tum Se Zindagi Saza Lagti
Hai
Yeh Saans Bhi Jaise Mujh Se Khafa
Lagti Hai ..
Tarap Uthte Hain Dard Ke Maare
Zakhmon Ko Jab Tere Sheher Ki Hawa
Lagti Hai ..
Agar Ummeed-E-Wafa Karun To Kis Se
Karun
Mujh Ko Toh
Meri Zindagi Bhi Be-Wafa Lagti Hai ..