koi hota jo hume b samjhta...
Mujhe kyu ho kisi se koi shikwa gila,
kisi ne bhi to nahi mana mujhe apna.
1 pal tha jab sab sath the mere,
par ab to tanha chhod chale..
Akele aaye the is duniya me
aur akele hi jana hai.
ye sab jante hai, mante hai,
phir bhi dil ko pata nahi kyu rishte nibhana hai..
Nahi mila kabhi khud ko parakhne ka waq hume,
warna aaj pata hota ki sabne kyu chhoda tanha hume..
khud hi khud me sab kuch hum samajhte hain,
kaash koi hota jo samjhta hame hum se jada....
14 saal ke ladke ko, 10 saal ki khubsurat ladki ki photo raste mein mili,
aur us ladke ko ladki se pyar ho gya.
uska us ladki k liye pyar dhire-2 badne lga.
wo us ladki se bhut pyar karne lga.
Lekin wo ladka us ladki ko kbi nahi pa ska.
Kuch saal bad.
Uski wife ne wo photo dekha aur pucha:
tumhe ye photo kha se mila?
ladke ne pucha kyun?
Ladki boli: meri photo kho gya thi jab mein 10 saal ki thi..
* Ramesh *
Real Love Story
1 Larki 1 Larke se boht
pyar karti thi-
Larki ne Larke ko shadi-
ke Liye purpose kiya
Larke ne Larki se kaha-
K 3 din mere bagher reh Lo-
bina baat
bina dekhe
to me tumsy shadi kr Lunga
Larki maan jati hy-
3 din baad jab Larki-
Aati hy to Larke ki death ho jati hai-
.
Larka Larki K Liye-
1 Letter chood jata hy-
.
JIS Pe LIKHA HOTA Hai K-
JAB 3 DIN MERE BGER REH SKTI-
HO TO PURI ZINDGI B REH LO Gi
MaGaR MAIn NaHI REH SAKta
This-is-LOVE
Ek chidiya ko safed gulab se pyaar ho gaya,
usne gulab ko propose kiya,
gulab ne jawab diya ki jis din main lal ho
jaunga us din main tumse pyaar karunga,
jawab sunke chidiya gulab ke aas-pass katon
mein lotne lagi
aur uske khun se gulab lal ho gaya,
ye dekhke gulab ne
bhi usse kaha ki wo usse pyaar karta hai
par tab tak chidiya mar chuki thi.
isiliye kaha gaya hai ki sacche pyaar ka kabhi
inthaan nahi lena chahiye!
1 ldki jo pyr ko shayd smjhti b na thi
use 1 ldke se pyr hogya
wo 2no 1 dusre se bht pyr krne lge
lekin 1din aisa hua dono ka
milna or bate krna bnd ho gya
vo ldki us ldke k yad me roti rhti
or God se pray krti 1 bar muje usse mila do.
1 din god ne usse bola:-
jis din ye msg sbi pyr krne walo ko mil
jyega us din tera pyar tere sath hoga
or jo isko rokega usko uska pyr kbi nhi
milega. Snd dis to 10 ppl.apko pyar ki ksm.
The 1st ever status on Emptiness :)
Chk it out..Hope u all will like it ♥
~Nrip~
Kuch To Baat Humse Ki Hoti
To Ye Zindagi Aisi Nhi Hoti
Kehte Ho K Umeed Thi Tumhe Humse
Sach Hai Ye To Iski Umar Itni Kam Nhi Hoti
Ek Baar Humse Shikayat Agar Karte Tum To
Hum Ne Khud Me Tabdiliya Bhi Ki Hoti
Yuh Jo Saare Rah Badnaam Kr Rhe Ho Hame
Ek Baar Mere Es Dil Ki Bhi Sun Li Hoti
Hum Ne Utara Tha Tumhe Apni Ruh Me Ae Sanam
Kaash Ye Baat Tmne Hamari Aankho Me Dekh Li Hoti.
Meri zindagi ki har khushi mein shaamil tum ho
Meri bandagi ki har ghadi mein shaamil tum ho
Maine jitni bhi duaayein maangi ab tak rab se
Meri unn sabhi duaaon ka ho hasil tum ho
Ik mauj hoon main aur mera sahil tum ho
Aur ik safar hoon main hoon, meri manzil tum ho
Ho maine jitni bhi duayen maangi ab tak rab se
Meri unn sabhi duaaon ka ho hasil tum ho.
Story of MATH ...... :)
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.
Aaj se 300 saal pehle MATH bohot masoom aur pyara tha.
Ek din kuch badmash students ne MATH ko bohot mara yahan tak ki
Math ki aakhri Sans thi marte marte sab students ko badua de gyi.
Aur
Ye keh ker is dunia se chala gya k mein to ja raha hoon lekin MATHS
.
M = Meri
A = Aatma
T = Tumhe
H = Hamesha
S = Satayegi
Aaj bhi math ki aatma bhatak rahi hai aur saare students ko sata rahi hai aur hamesha satati rahegi:P :D :O
Duniya ke 7 such
1) Aap apni ankho pe sabun nahi
laga sakte.
2) Aap apne baal nahi gin sakte.
3) Aap saans nahi le sakte jab aapki
jeeb bahar ho.
4) Aapne abhi abhi point 3 try kiya
hey.
5) Aapko laga ki aap point 3 kar sakte
ho.lakin aap sirf ek dog ki tarha lag
rahe the.
6) Ab aap muskura rahe ho kyoki aap
dog ke saath ullu bhi ban gay.
7) Ab aap soch rahe ho ki apna gussa
kisko share karke nikalu.
Always Happy...
♥" MERA-PYAAR "♥
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Usse Pyar Hua Jise Hum
Kabhi Paa Na sake,
♥
Jiski Baato Ko Hum Kabhi Bhula Na Sake,
♥
Dil Lagaya Aur Laga-Kar Tod Diya Usne,
♥
Jise Bhulna Chaha Par
Hum Bhula Na Sake,
♥
Apni Kasam Dekar Usne
Hame Majboor Kar Diya,
♥
Muje Khus Rakhne Ke Liye Khud Se Hi Door Kar Diya,
♥
Hamari Chahat Ko Kabhi
Usne Samja Hi Nahi,
♥
Aur Hum The Ki Unke Liye
Apno Ko Hi Chhod Diya..!!
By - OR Dhandha♥♥
1 choti bchi apne papa k sath ja rhi thi. 1 pul par pani bahut tezi se bah rha tha.
Papa- Beta daro mat,mera hath pakad lo.
Bchi- Nahi papa ap mera hath pakad lo.
Papa(muskura kar bole)- dono me kya antar h?
Bchi- agar maine apka hath pakda or achank kuch ho jae to shayad main apka hath 6od du, LEKIN agar ap mera hath pakdenge,to me janti hu k chahe kuch bhi ho jaye, AP MERA HATH KABHI NHI CHHODENGE.
"THAT IS GREAT LOVE."
"Aj bhi Bacche hath chhod dete h mgr Maa-baap nhi"
Boy : I Love you..
Pehli Nazar mein Hi Tumhara Aashiq Ban Gaya Hu..
DoU Love me..?
Girl : Hmmmm Main Tumhe
Ek Sawal Puchti Hu Agar Tum Jeet Gaye To Mai Tumhe Jawab De Dungi....?
Ladka"Muskurata Hai Aur Chup Chap Jaane Lagta Hai..
Girl : Kya Hua Jawab Nai Chahiye..
Ladka :
(Palat Kar Kehta Hai)
Mujhe Tumhara Pyar Chahiye..
Jeet mein mila Huwa Inaam Nahi......!!
HEART TOUCHING STORY.
Ek Larki Janaza Dekh Kar.,
{Muskurany Lagi}
To.
Ek Buzurg Ne Kaha
Beti Jawan Mout Par Nahi Muskurate..??
Larki Ansu Ponch Kar Boli
Baba.
KYA KARU WADA KIYA THA
JAB BHI MILENGAY MUSKURA KAR MILENGAY.
Sweet
Maa: Beta Ager Meri Ankhain
Kharab Ho jaye to tum kya karo ge?
Beta: Maa tumhain sheher le jaon
ga wahan ilaaz kerwaon ga.
Maa: Ager phir bhi theek na hui tou?
Beta: Maa main paisay kharch kerun ga
tumhain Bahir mulk le ja ker Ilaaz karwaon ga..
Maa hass padi..!!
Beta: Acha Maa ager meri Ankhain kharab ho
jayen to tum kya karogi?
Maa: Mere Lal, main tujhe apni ankhain de dungi..
No One is better than Mother!!
Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:
DEDICATED TO ALL BOYS
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Ladke Pagal Ho Jaatey
Hain Pyar Me,
Baki Kasar Puri Ho Jaati Hai
Intezaar Me.......
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Magar Ye Dard Ladkiya
Nahi
Samjhti,
Wo Toh Panipuri Khati
Firti Hain
Bazaar Me..
.
.
Or LADKE Pade Rehte
Hain BEER BAR Me............. .!!!!
Kehte Hain 1000 Saal Pehle
Husn aur
Mohabbat Aapas
Mein Dost The. . .
Ek Raat Dono
Saath Baithe The. . .
Ke Itne Me Chaand NikaL Aaya. . .
Mohabbat Ne Chaand Ki Tareef Kardi. . .
Yeh Baat Husn Ko Nagawaar Guzri. . .
Uss Ne Mohabbat Ki Aankhen Nocch Li. . .
Bas Uss Din Se Mohabbat Andhi. . .
"aur"
Husn Zaalim Ho Gaya Hai.......! ORD♣
Sheeshe Ke Aaine Main Dekhti Hai
Woh Khamosh Nazre.
Ghunghat Main Chehra Chupaai Hue.
Aankhon Main Kajal Sajaye Hue.
Chod Ke Apna Ghar Aangan
Chali Ayee Meri Dulhan Ek Naye Duniya Basane.
Ho gaye Parai Jahan Beeta Uska Bachpan.
Aur Jawani Ki Hassen Raahein.
Aapnana Hai Wo Sansaar.
Jis Main Bana Ni Hai Naahi Kahaani.
Mathe ki Bindiya Kuch Kehti Hai Us Se.
Haatho Ki Kangan Khankati Hai.
Jaise Kehte Hai Saheli Rukh Ja Re Saakhi..
Na Chor Woh Raahein.
Jis Me Khela Tera Bachpan.
1 sweet story:
1 ladke ne marne ke 3 minute pehle 2 msg kiye..
1 GF. Ko and 1 dost ko..
Mein ja raha hu reply fast..
1st reply GF ka aya:
tum kahan ja rahe ho, i m busy bad me milenge. Ye sunkar use bahut dard hua..
2nd msg dost ka aya: abe kamine akele kaha ja
raha hai ruk mein bi ata hu..
Ye padkar wo ladka muskuraya aur bolaaaj phir
pyar dosti se haar gaya.