Ik Saal Purana Qissa Hai
Ik Larka Tha Deewana Sa
Karta Tha Manmana Sa
Wo Shokh Shokh Chanchal Sa
Mehka Mehka Pagal Sa
Ik Roz Muhabbat Ker Betha
Or Ab K Sal Ka Qissa Hai
Ab Wo Mazi Ka Hissa Hai
Wo Pyaar Pe Jaan Ko Waar Gya
Or Apne Aap Ko Maar Gya
Sare Jag Se Jeet Gya
Bas Apne Aap Se Haar Gya
Pagal Panti Joke
Old Lady to Doctor:" Mujhe Gas ki problem
hai par achhi baat ye hai ki meri gas me na
Bad Bu aati hai na Awaaz..
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Aap k clinic me bhi 20 baar gas chhod chuki
hu par kisi ko pata nahi chala..
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Doctor: "Ye Dawa lijiye aur 1 weekbaad
aayiye"
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(1 week baad)
Old Lady:" Aap ne mujhe kya dawa de di.??
Meri gas me ab bhi aawaz nahi aarahi par
bahut Zehrili Badbu aa rahi hai."
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Doctor:" Good. Aapki Naak theek ho gayi
hai
Ab hum aap k KAAN ka ilaaz krenge
1 Ladki Ko Anguthi Chahiye Thi,
Lekin Uske Boyfriend Ne Use Anguthi K
Badle Me 1 Teddy Bear Dia.
Gusse Me Ladki Ne Us Teddy Bear Ko
Road Pe Fek Dia.
Boyfriend Teddy Bear Lene Road Pe Gaya
Lekin Tabi Peche Se Ek Car Ne Use Takkar
Maar Dia Or Wo Ladka Wahi Mar Gaya.
Uske Antim Sanskar K Din Us Ladki Ne
Teddy Bear Ko Zoor Se Gale Lagaya Or
Tab Teddy Bear K Andar Laga Hua Machine Bola.
Kya Aap Mujse Shadi Karoge,
Anguthi Mere Pocket Me He kuldeep
Sheeshe Ke Aaine Main Dekhti Hai
Woh Khamosh Nazre.
Ghunghat Main Chehra Chupaai Hue.
Aankhon Main Kajal Sajaye Hue.
Chhod Ke Apna Ghar Aangan
Chali Ayee Meri Dulhan Ek Naye Duniya Basane.
Ho Gaye Parai Jahan Beeta Uska Bachpan.
Aur Jawani Ki Hassen Raahein.
Aapnana Hai Wo Sansaar.
Jis Main Bana Ni Hai Naahi Kahaani.
Mathe Ki Bindiya Kuch Kehti Hai Us Se.
Haatho Ki Kangan Khankati Hai.
Jaise Kehte Hai Saheli Rukh Ja Re Saakhi..
Na Chor Woh Raahein.
Jis Me Khela Tera Bachpan
miss u
ek ladki thi diwani si,ek ladka tha diwana sa
wo ek duje pe marte the,chupke chupke chori chori ek duje se milte the.
achanak unki zindagi me tufana aaya sab tut gae wade kasme
ladke ne to sath diya sara gunah apne naam kiya
bhul gai ladki ki jisne sara gunah apne naam kiya
usne uske ek awaj par sabkuchh diya.bhul gai jo khai thi zindgi bhar rahne ki kasme wo khuda gawahi shadi ki rasme. Aaj wo tanha h bhulne ki koshish kar raha h par kaise bhule har pal wo aaj bhi sath h
3-aur shak ne uske pyar ko dhire
dhire
khaana shuru kar diya wo ladke k 1 min
late reply ko
bhi bewafai
kehne lagi
usne ye bhi na socha k ladka job
karta
hai, Fir bhi ladka pehle jaisa tha us’se
jyada
baat karne laga
dhire dhire ladki ko kisi aur se
pyar ho
gaya usne ladke ko block kar diya
ladke ka dil tut gaya
ek pyaar ka ghar tut gaya
ladka haar chuka tha
usne facebbok use karna band
kar diya wo ladki aaj bhi khush nahi hai
kisi k
sath aur us ladke ko dhundhti bhi hai
ONE SAD STORY
Ek ladki thi aur uska boyfriend tha. Wo apne boyfriend se bahut pyar karti thi. Ek din usne apne boyfrnd se kaha tum mere bina 1 din bita ke dikhao. Boyfrnd ne ye challange except kiya usne apni grlfrnd ke bina pura ek din bitaya aur wo jit gaya. Dusre din khushi se wo grlfrnd se milne gya to wo mar chuki thi kyunki use canser tha aur uske paas ek hi din tha. Usne leter me likha tha u will do it kya tum ye roz karoge ?
BY : SANJAY SINGH
Itz really hurts...J
Ek Din Mombatti Ke Andar Jalte Huye Dhage Ne Usse Kaha..
Jalta To Main Hoo.. Par Tere Aansun Kyu Nikal Aate Hain..
Mombatti Ne Kaha Jise Dil Mein Jagah Diya Ho.. Wo Agar Taklif Mein Ho To Aansu Nikal Hi Aate Hain
Waris ali*
High Insult Must Read :D
Bf To Gf- Jaan Kal Tum
Mere SapneMe Aayi Thi
Nd You Were Looking Very Cute..;)
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Gf- Khush hokar,hmm?? Sach Much ??
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Bf- Haa Baba Sach Much
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Gf- Jaan Hum Dono Kya kar Rae The ??
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Bf- Main Cadbury Dairy Milk Kha Raha Tha
Main Akele Hi Kha Raha Tha Aur
Tm Bhukhi Bhikhari Ki Tarah
Keh Rahi Thi Ke Plz
Choclate Chahe Mat Dena
But Kam Se Kam WraPaper Toh De Dena
ChaaTne Ke LiYe :P :D :D xD
Ek Aalu ne bhindi ko " I Love U"
ka messge kia....
Bhindi ne usy buhat bura bhala kaha
aur boli
Tum itny moty ho
or me itni Smart Aalu ko ya sun ka buhatdukh hua....
Aalu ne us din ka baad itni sabziyan
Phansai..
k
k
k Aj aap dekh saktay hen
k
Aalu-Ghobi,
Aalu- Bengan,
Aalu-Palak,
Aalu-Matar, Aalu-Gajer,
Aalu-Methi,
or
Bichari Bhindi us din se aaj tak akeli hy
KHUMANSINH
Mujhy Jeenay Ki Umeed Dobara Dey Do,
Meri Doobti Kashti Ko Kinara Dey Do,
Main Dard Ke Sahil Pey Tanha Khara Hun,
Phir Aa Ke Apni Baahon Ka Sahara Dey Do,
Tera Daaman To Bhara Hay Sitaron Say,
Mujhy Sadqay Me Ek Sitara Dey Do,
Mery Aangan My Aj Andhera Ha Bohat,
Meri Dehleez Ko Phir Apna Nazara Dey Do,
Chand Lamhey Tujhey Dekhney Ki Hasrat Hey Bass,
Maine Kab Kaha Ke Waqt Apna Mujhey Sara Day Do.. ??
SAD STORY IN LOVE
LADKA aur LADKI car me khamosi se
ja rahe the LADKA 1 Letter LADKI
ko deta hai LADKI Letter Padhne se
pehle hi LADKE ko kheti hai ki,Mujhe
aab tum se pyar nahi hai,Mai tumhe chhod
rahi hu.Achanak ek tez raftar wali car unki
car se takra gai LADKA usi waqt mar gaya,
LADKKI bach gayi phir LADKI ne wo Letter khola
to uske ANKHON se ANSU gir pade.US Letter me likha
tha "JIS DIN TUM MUJHE CHHOD DOGI USI WAQT HI
MAI MAR JAUONGA"
PLEASE LIKE THIS.
Gandhi Ji Ki Ek Rishtedar Aurat
Ke Bete Par Qatal Ka Ilzam Laga.
Aurat Ne Gandhi Ji Se Request Ki
Ke Mere Begunah Bete Ko Bacha Lo.
Gandhi Ji Ne Muqadma Lada Aur Ladke Ko Bacha Liya
Aurat Badi Khush Hui, Par Usne Ek Sawal Kiya.
Aurat: “Aaj To Aap Hain Jo Bacha Liya, Kal
Jab Aap Nahi Honge To Hum Bekasoor Logo Ko
Kon Bachayega?”
Gandhi Ji Ne Muskurate Hue Bahut Hi
Khubsoorat Jawab Diya-
“Note Pe Lagi Meri Photo“
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agree karte ho to thoko like...
Ek Aurat Bache Ke Liye Ro Rahi Thi
Ek Engg Ne Rone Ki Wajah Puchi
Aurat Ne Kaha K Mera Bacha Bimar
Hai Aur Dawa K Liye Paise Nahi Hai
Engg Ne 1000 Ka Note Diya Aur
Kaha Jao Dawa Lelo Aur 100 Ka
Dudh Bhi Le Lena Baki Paise
Mujhe Wapis De Dena Aurat
Thodi Der Bad Dawa Or Dudh Le
Ayi Baki 650 Rs Engineer Ko Wapis
Kar Diye Engg Khush Hua Aur Sochne
Laga Ki Neki
Kabhi Zaya Nahi Jati..
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Doctor Ko Fees Mil Gayi,
Bache Ko Dawa Mil Gayi Aur
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Mera Nakli Note Bhi Chal Gaya
♣TUM HI HO SANAM♣
मेरे लिए मेरी दुनिया हो तुम,
छु के जो गुजर गये वो हवा हो तुम,
♥
मैने जो माँगी वो दुआ हो तुम,
जो मैने महसुस कि वो अहसास हो तुम,
♥
मेरी नजर की तलाश हो तुम,
मेरी जिन्दगी का करार हो तुम,
♥
मैने जो चाहा वो प्यार हो तुम,
मेरे इन्तजार की राहत हो तुम,
♥
दिल कि चाहत हो तुम,
तुम हो तो है दुनिया मैरी,
कैसे कहुँ के सिर्फ प्यार नही,
मेरी जान हो तुम.....!!
♥ I MISS U DEAR ♥
जिन्दगी इन्सान को कहा से कहा ले आती है,
एक पल खुशी तो दुसरे पल गम दे जाती है,
चाहते है जिसे दिलो-जान-सनम,
अकसर उसे गम दे जाते है,
प्यार करने से रोका नही पर,
निभाना है कैसे उससे ये जाना नही,
करके वफँऐ भी हम उससे,
निभाना है कैसे ये जानते नही,
प्यार तो हम करते है बहुत,
सनम पर दिखाना हम जानते नही,
चाह कर भी पा ना सके जिसे,
उससे अकसर अपना मानते नही,
जाने ऐसा क्युँ होता है,
जिन्दगी इन्सान को कहा से कहा ले आती है,
एक पल खुशी तो दुसरे पल गम दे जाती है...!
BY- OR धान्धल
Ye meri real story hai
ek larka tha jo humer apne mai khus raheta tha. Us e ek larki se pyar ho gaya. Us larke ko sahas nahi hua wo us larki ko prapos nahi kar paya. Phis usne us larki ke frnd ko kaha uski frnd ne usko sab kuch kaha diya. Us larkine NA kar diye. Ye bat sunke larka bohot dukhi hua. Wo larka aj bhi us larki se pyar karta hai ek hi asa lekar uska wo asa tha ki "agar kavi wo use pyar kare"........ye mari life ki real story hai.......
* must read it***
Ek ladka aur ek ladki ek dusre ko
bahut pyaar karte the...
Ladki hamesha ladke se yahi kehti
rehti thi ki mera dil tumhare pas hai.
Iska khayal rakhna.Ek din ladki ne
ladke ko bataya ke uski shadi tay
ho gayi hai aur wo apne mom dad ke
against ni jaa sakti..Boy also agreed
wid her..Next day girl was married wid
another guy.. When she was opning a gift,
she sawthe gift n got fainted....Gift ke
andar ladke ka dil tha aur ek letter pe
likh atha PAGLI APNA DIL TO LETI JAA WARNA
APNE PATI KO KYA DEGI..
Dil badal na dena sim ki tarah.
Dosti low n karna battry ki tarah.
Pyar kam na karna balance ki tarah.
Hamesha meri zarurt mehsus karna CHARGR ki tarah.
By - santu maity