Plz read with heart!
Mom & DAD ka Paigaam:-
1. Jis Din Tum Hame Buddha Dekho
Tab Sbr Karna Aur Hame Samajhne
Ki Koshish Karna.
2. Jab Hum Koi Baat Bhool Jaaye To
Hum Par ghussa Na Karna Aur
Apna Bachpann Yaad Karna.
3. Jab Hum Chl Na Paaye Toh
Hamara Sahara Banna Aur
Apna Pehla kadam Yaad Karna.
BOY: Kya me tmhe pyara lgta hun?
GIRL . Nhi
BOY. kya tm mere 7 rhna chahti ho?
GIRL. Nhi
BOY. Agr me mar jaon to tm ro gi?
GIRL. Nhi
Larka bht udas ho gaya use bht dukh huwa or wo rone lga
Larki ne use apne qarib kiya Or kaha
Tm Pyare nhi bht Khubsurat ho
Me tmhare 7 rhna nhi blke Jeena chahti hun
Agr tmhe kch ho gya to me roun gi Nhi MAR jaon gi.!
What A Great msg for the All LOVER’s .
kuch Sapne hain, kuch yaade hain AUR BHI
HAIN BOHuT KUCH.
tum ho,tumhari baate hain bas, AUR BHI
HAIN BOHT KUCH.
Per nahi chahte hum tum ko bhulana,
magar dooriya hain,
majbooriya hain AUR BHI HAIN BOHuT
KUCH.
yeh dooriya ek din kat jayegi, yah fasle ek
din simat jayegi,
phir hum karenge baate,waade,izhar AUR
BHI HAIN BOHuT KUCH.
main itni doori ke baadh bhi in hawaomein
Fizao mein,mehsoos karta houn,
tumhari khushboo, tumhari Aawaz,
tumhara Ehsas AUR BHI HAIN BOHuT
KUCH.
Kuch Khawab Suhane Toot Gaye,
Kuch Yaar Purane Rooth Gaye...!!
Kuch Zakham Lage The Chehre Par,
Kuch Ander Se Hum Toot Gaye...!!
Kuch Hum The Tabiyat Ke Saada,
Kuch Log Begane Loot Gaye...!!
Kuch Apno Ne Badnaam Kiya,
Kuch Ban Afsane Jhoot Gaye...!!
Kuch Apni Shikasta Nao Thi,
Kuch Humse Kinaare Chhoot Gay
मौत के पास भी जाकर देखा है,
मैने भी दिल लगा कर देखा है!
चाँद को लोग दुर से देखते है,
मैने चाँद को पास बुला कार देखा है!
इश्क की किमत पुँछ लो मुझसे,
मैने घर तक लुटा कर देखा है!
प्यार तो भीख मेँ भी मिल जाता है,
मैने तो दामन को भी फैला कर देखा है!
एक शंक्स है जो भुलता नही मुझसे...
मैने सारी दुनियाँ को भुला कर देखा है...!OR!
Station pe ek kuli se bahar jane ka rasta pucha
Kuli ne kaha: bahar ja kr puchho.
mene khud rasta dundh liya
Bahar ja kar taxi wale se pucha: bhai sahab, Lal kile ka kitna loge?
Jawab mila: bechna nahi hai… taxi chhor mene bus pakad li.
Conductor se puchha: Ji, kya me cigarette pi sakta?
Conductor (gusse se): Hargij nhi,yaha cigarette pina mana hai.
Mene kaha: Par wo janab to pi rhe hai?
Conductor: Usne mujhse puchha nhi hai.
Lal kile pahucha, hotel gya, manager se kaha:
Room chahiye 7vi manjil me.
Manager: Rehne k liye ya kud kar suicide karne k liye?
Hotel se nikla dost k ghar jane k liye
Raste me ek janab se pucha: janab ye sadak kaha jati hai?
Janab haskar bole:
pichle 20 saal se dekh raha hu, kahi nahi jati, yahi padi hai!
Teen bachcho wali vidhwa ne
teen
bachcho wale aadmi se shadi kar
li,
.
.
unke bhi teen bachche huye..
.
.
Ek din ghar mein bachchon ki
zabardast ladai hui,
biwi ne husband kophone kiya,
jaldi
ghar aao, tumhare bachche aur
mere
bachche milkar hamare bachchon
ko
maar rahe hain..
HEART TOUCHING STORY.
Ek Larki Janaza Dekh Kar.,
{Muskurany Lagi}
To.
Ek Buzurg Ne Kaha
Beti Jawan Mout Par Nahi Muskurate..??
Larki Ansu Ponch Kar Boli
Baba.
KYA KARU WADA KIYA THA
JAB BHI MILENGAY MUSKURA KAR MILENGAY.
Saamnay Manzil Thi,
Peechay thi Awaz Us Ki ,,
"Rukty Tu Safar Jata,
Chalty Tu Bicharr Jaty,,
"Manzil Ki Bi Hasrat Thi,
Or Us Sy Mohabbat Bi,,
"Ay Dil Ye Bta Mujh Ko,
Us Waqt Main Kidr Jata,,
"Muddat Ka Safar Bi Tha,
Or Barson Ki Shanasai Bi,,
"Rukty Tu Bikhar Jaty,
Chalty To uljh Jaty.
lagi piyas ghzab ki thi
pani mein bi zehar tha
"peety bi tu marr jata
_na peety tu bi marr jaty..!!
Ye 1 darawni kahani hai,
Kamjor dil wale ise na pade..!!
Barsat ki 1 raat me 1 budha aadmi hath me
1kitab bechne ke liye khda tha,
1 aadmi aaya aur
Usne vo kitab 3000/- mein kharid li
Budhe aadmi ne kitab de ke kaha:
Jab tk koi musibat na aye
Kitab ka LAST PAGE mat dekna.
Aadmi ne kitab puri pad li lekin
Dar ke karan last page nahi khola.
1 din usse raha nahi gaya
Aur last page khol ke dekh hi liya aur
Sadme se mar gya..
Last page par likha tha..
.
.
.
MRP-Rs 15/- only!
BOY:
Dekho Mene Naya Cell Lia!
GIRL:
Wah! Chalo “Taj” Me Party Dedo!
In Evning,
Dey Went To “Taj Palace Hotel”
(After Completing Diner)
GIRL:
Oye!
How Did U Manage Money For Dis Kind Of Hotel?
BOY:
Cell Bech Dya!
Tm Se Barh K Thori Na Tha…:)
1 LADKA or LADKi
ek Dusre Se Bahut
MOHABBAT Karte The
Bad Qismati Se LADKA Mar Gaya
Marne K Bad LADKE Ne LADKI Se Kaha:
“Ek WADA Tha Tera
Har WADE K Piche
Tu Milegi Mujhe Har Gali
Har Darwaze K Piche
Par Tu Hi BEWAFA Nikli
Ek Tu Hi Na Thi Mere JANAZE K Pichy.
LADKI BOLI:
“Ek WADA Tha Mera Har WADE
K Peeche,
Me Milungi Tujhe Har Gali Har Darwaze K Piche,
Par Tune mud K Bhi Na Dekha,
Ek Or JANAZA Tha,
Tere JANAZE K Piche..!
Sweet Love Story:
A boy never does homework in class
to get punishment of bending… on his knees,
in front of her bench
just to see her for whole period?
Gets scoldings from his parents.
bcoz he reaches late everyday,
just to ensure that she has reached
home safely or not?
Skips his lunch
& pretends to be studying in the interval;
just to see her eating the food =)
Walks by foot to the home instead
of taking a bus;
just to save money to buy
chocolates for her..
Sari Raat Unka Number Hum Milaate Rahe,
.
Customer Care Wali Aunty Kehti
Sajan Apke Busy Kisi Aur K Sath,
Hum Re-dial Pe Re-dial Dabaate Rahe,
.
Raat Se Subah Hone Ko Aa Gai,
Subah Jab Hui Unse Mulakat, Iljam
Ek Duje Par Lagaate Rahe,
.
Gusse Me Call Register Check Kiya To
Pata Chala,
Ke
Hum Unko Aur Vo Hume Ek Hi Time
Pe No. Milaate Rahe.!
acha laga to like.....
Sad story-Ek dal pr ek tota aur ek maina rhte the. Ek din maina ne tote se pucha- Tm mjhe chor to nhi doge?Tota - nhi.Ek din jor se tufan aya aur tote ne maina se kha - tum ud jao. " apna khayal rkhana khkr maina ud gai. Tufan thamne k bad us ped pr ja kr dekha . Tota mr chuka tha aur ek dal pr likha tha" agr vo ek bar bhi ye khati kh mai tumhare bina nhi jaugi to mai tufan ane se phle n mrta"
फिर एक सिगरेट जला रहा हुँ
फिर एक तिली बुजा रहा हुँ
:
तेरी नजर मे ये एक गुनाह है
मै तो तेरी यादेँ भुला रहा हुँ
:
समझना मत इसको मेरी आदत
मै तो बस धुआँ ऊडा रहा हुँ
:
ये तेरी यादोँ के सिलसिले हैँ
मै तेरी यादे जला रहा हुँ
:
मै पीकर इतना बहक चुका हुँ
के गम के किस्से सुना रहा हुँ
और पिला रहा हुँ
:
है मेरी आँखेँ तो आज नम
मगर मै सबको हँसा रहा हुँ
:
खोकर अपनी जिन्दगी मेँ
अपने बे-तन्हा प्यार को भुला रहा हुँ
:
एक सिगरेट की शमां के बहाने
मै अपने आप को जला रहा हुँ!
1 LADKA or LADKi
ek Dusre Se Bahut
MOHABBAT Karte The
Bad Qismati Se LADKA Mar Gaya
Marne K Bad LADKE Ne LADKI SeKaha:
“Ek WADA Tha Tera
Har WADE K Piche
Tu Milegi Mujhe Har Gali
Har Darwaze K Piche
Par Tu Hi BEWAFA Nikli
Ek Tu Hi Na Thi Mere JANAZE K Pichy.
LADKI BOLI:
“Ek WADA Tha Mera Har WADE
K Peeche,
Me Milungi Tujhe Har Gali Har Darwaze K Piche,
Par Tune mud K Bhi Na Dekha,
Ek Or JANAZA Tha,
Tere JANAZE K Piche..!