1 LADKA or LADKi
Ek Dusre Se Bahut
MOHABBAT Karte The
Bad kismati Se LADKA Mar Gaya
Marne K Bad LADKE Ne LADKI Se Kaha:
“Ek WADA Tha Tera
Har WADE K Piche
Tu Milegi Mujhe Har Gali
Har Darwaze K Pichhe
Par Tu Hi BEWAFA Nikli
Ek Tu Hi Na Thi Mere JANAZE K Pichhe.
LADKI BOLI:
“Ek WADA Tha Mera Har WADE
K Pichhe,
Main Milungi Tujhe Har Gali Har Darwaze K Pichhe,
Par Tune mud K Bhi Na Dekha,
Ek aur JANAZA Tha,
Tere JANAZE K Piche..!
1 Naik Admi Jis Ki Adat Thi K
Wo Rastay Me Milne Wale Har
Shakhs Ko Salam Krta Tha.
Par 1 Shakhs Us K Salam Ka
Jwab Daine K Bajaye Usay
Galiyan Deta.
Phir B Wo Naik Insan Har Roz
Salam Karta.
1 Din Usay Kisi Ne Pocha K:
Wo Shakhs Har Roz Apko Bura Bhala
Kehta Hai Tum Phir B Usay Salam Q
Kartay Ho?
Us Naik Insan Ne Jwab Dia:
Uski Beti Se Meri Setting Hai Yar.
Moral: Har Msg Islami Nhi Hota..
Ghor Se Prhne Ka Shukria
14 saal ke ladke ko, 10 saal ki khubsurat ladki ki photo raste mein mili,
aur us ladke ko ladki se pyar ho gya.
uska us ladki k liye pyar dhire-2 badne lga.
wo us ladki se bhut pyar karne lga.
Lekin wo ladka us ladki ko kbi nahi pa ska.
Kuch saal bad.
Uski wife ne wo photo dekha aur pucha:
tumhe ye photo kha se mila?
ladke ne pucha kyun?
Ladki boli: meri photo kho gya thi jab mein 10 saal ki thi.
1 sweet story:
1 ladke ne marne ke 3 minute pehle 2 msg kiye..
1 GF. Ko and 1 dost ko..
Mein ja raha hu reply fast..
1st reply GF ka aya:
tum kahan ja rahe ho, i m busy bad me milenge. Ye sunkar use bahut dard hua..
2nd msg dost ka aya: abe kamine akele kaha ja
raha hai ruk mein bi ata hu..
Ye padkar wo ladka muskuraya aur bola aaj phir
pyar dosti se haar gaya.
Sab kuch apna teri mohabbat mein haar ke
Main ja raha hu ab teri khusiyo ke sansaar se,
Viraan hai jahan dil bhi udaas hai
Ab kabhi na lautenge vo beete din bahaar ke,
Ek haseen khwaab mila vo bhi bhi chaar din ke liye
Bahut dekhe hain humne hausle yahan pyaar ke,
Khud se bhi begaane ho gaye, ek tere liye
Mout jaise thoker lagi is dil pe tere ek inkaar se,.
Ek ladka ladki facebook pe mile
kahi kisi
post pe,
Pehle like, fir comment fir chat post pe
baat,
Kabhi hasi
kabhi mazak
kabhi khatti meethi fariyad
fir add as friend
aur confirm friend wo notification
accept ka
wo anjaani si khushi
fir msg me baat
jaan pehchaan aur subah shaam
yaad,
Wo subah good morning kehna aur raato
ko jag jag k good night
kehna
wo din me 10 baar uske msg ka
wait
karna
aur msg padh k akele akele hasna kahani
fir kuch aage badhi
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Amazing Love Story:
A Kanjoos Boy Fell In Love
With Kanjoos Girl..
Girl: Jab Dad So Jyenge To Mai
Gali Me Sikka Fekungi,
Awaaz Sunke Tum Turant Andar Aa Jana.
Lekin Boy Sikka Fekne K 1
Ghante Baad Aaya.
Girl:itni Der Kyo Laga Di?;->
Boy: Wo Mai Sikka Dhund Rha Tha.
Girl- Pagal Wo To "Dhaaga Baandh"
K Feka Tha,
Wapas Khich Liya..:
Ek bacha Ice-Cream shop pe gaya aur pucha:
Ke bada cup kitny ka hai?
Waiter ne jawab diya: Rs.15 ka.
Bachche ne apne paise gine aur pucha:
Chota cup kitny ka hai?
Waiter: Rs.12 ka.
Bachche ne chota cup kharida aur 12 rupe kar chala gaya.
Jab waiter uski table se khali cup uthane aaya to..
ye dekh kar uski ankhen num hogai ke..
bachche ne 3 rupe tip us waiter ke liye chor diye the.
LESSON: Apni choti khushi bhool kar ke aap
dusron ko badi khushi de sakte hain.
Ek Ladke Ki Girlfriend Ka Birthday Tha, Par Ladka Business Ke Silsiley Mein Shahar Se Bahar Tha.
Isliye Usne 24 Rose Order Kiye Apni Girlfriend Ko Bhejne Ke Liye,
Rose Ke Saath Usne Likha: “Dear, Main Tumhare Liye Utne Rose Bhej Raha Hun Jitne Saal Ki Tum Ho Gayi Ho”
Bhejte Hue Florist Ne Socha Ki Ye Aaj Ka Mera Sabse Achha Customer Hai,
Chalo Ise 10 Rose Free Mein De Deta Hoon, To Usne 24 Ki Jagah 34 Rose De Diye,
Aur Aaj Tak Ladka Nahi Samajh Paya Ki Uska Break-Up Kyu Hua.
Do pal
.
Aaj wo mere satha auto me gae par pure raste meri or uski koi bat nahi hui wo mere hi pas thi par mere pas hi bolne ke liye kuchh nahi tha
Auto me ek pal es tha jab mene kuchh bolne ki kosis ki par chup hi reha gaya
.
Wo auto se chali gae or me apni zindgi ke es pal ko
Yaad kar ke apni zindgi ko kosta raha
Or akele me ja kar apne ap ko bolta raha
A true love story: Ek ladki jo andhithi,
Sabhi usse nafrat karte the
Siwaye uske boyfriend ke,
Wo aksar apne boyfriend se kehtimain
Dekh pati to tum se shaadi kar leti,
Ek din achanak kisi ne use aankhe daan kardi,
Ladki ne sabse pehle apne boyf ko dekhna chaha
To usne dekha wo bhi andha tha,
Boy ne pucha mujhse shaadi karogi to
Ladki ne saaf mana kar diya,
Ye sunkar bf ne ldki ko
1 page par kuch likh kar diya or chala gaya,
Usme likha tha "meri aankhon ka khyal rakhna".:(
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Plz read with heart!
Mom & DAD ka Paigaam:-
1. Jis Din Tum Hame Buddha Dekho
Tab Sbr Karna Aur Hame Samajhne
Ki Koshish Karna.
2. Jab Hum Koi Baat Bhool Jaaye To
Hum Par ghussa Na Karna Aur
Apna Bachpann Yaad Karna.
3. Jab Hum Chl Na Paaye Toh
Hamara Sahara Banna Aur
Apna Pehla kadam Yaad Karna.
मेरे दिल कि आवाज है
कि बिछडा यार मिलेगा,
वो यार तेरी हर खुशी को गम मेँ मोड देगा,
जिस मोड पर तुझे तेरा प्यार मिलेगा,
मै तो क्या मुझसे भी,
अच्छा एक नया दिलदार मिलेगा,
आज नही तो कल तुझे,
तेरा प्यार मिलेगा,
दिल तो क्या दिलदार, भी तुझे तेरा साथ मिलेगा..!
'EK andhi ladki thi jise sabne thukraya...
siway uske dost ke, wo use bahut like karta tha...
ladki roz kehti thi agar me tumhedekh sakti
to tumhi se shadi karti 1din kisi ne
us ladki ko aankhen donate ki jab ladki ne
dost ko dekha to wo andha tha
dost ne pucha 'kya tum ab mujhse shadi karogi?
To ladki ne inkar kar diya...
ladka chupke se muskuraya, aur usko 1 letter
dekar uski life se chala gaya..
Usme likha tha.
"PLZ TAKE CARE OF MY EYES"
Bacha:- Bhagwan Kare Teacher Ki
Zuban Cut Jaye. Roz Roz Dant Ti Hai.
Next Day Zuban Cut Gai..
Bacha :- Bhagwan Kare Master Ka
Hath Toot Jaye. Tang Krta Hai.
Bahut Marta Hai.
Next Day Hath Toot Jata Hai...
Bacha :- Bhagwan Mere Baap Ko
Utha Le.
Bahut Marte Hai.
Next Day Baap Ghar Aate Hain,
Bacha :- Papa Aapko Kuch Nahi Hua?
Baap :- Nahi Kyo
Bacha :- Maa Kahan Hain.?
Baap :- Pados Me Sharma Uncle Ki
Death Ho Gai Hai,
Wahan Gayi Hain.
By - prabinbedeti108
Prem Duniya Ka Sabse Khubsurat Ehsash Hai.
Jitani Paribhashaye Prem Ki Hai
Utani Duniya Me Kisi Bhi,
Dusare Manobhav Ki Nahi Hai.
Ye Vah Ehsash Hai Jise Manavi Nahi
Pashu-Panchhi Ped-Paudhe,
Bhi Samajhte Hai...
Prem Abhivyakti Hai-
Anand Ki,madhurta Ki,saundrya Ki,,
Prem Viyog Hai,Tyag Hai,Sampard Hai...
Prem Kabhi Anshuo Me Chhipi Muskan Jaisa Hai
To Kabhi Muskan Me Chhipi Anshuo Jaisa Hai.
"3 dosto ki Kahani"
1 Gyan
2 Dhan
Or
3 Viswas
Teeno bahut Achhe Dost the
3no m Pyar b Bhut tha.
Ek aisa Waqt Aaya k
3no ko juda hona pada,
3no ne Ek Dusre s sawal kiye k
Koun kahan jayega.
Gyan bola: Mai Mandir,Masjid,
Church, Gurudware or Vidyalane jaunga.
Dhan ne kaha: MAI Mahal or
Ameero jaunga.
Lekin
Viswas chup tha
Dono ne Wajah puchhi
Toh Viswas ne
Thandi Aah bhar k kaha:
Me 1 Baar Chala Gaya
Toh phir kbi lout kr nhi Aunga