Kehte Hain 1000 Saal Pehle
Husn aur
Mohabbat Aapas
Mein Dost The. . .
Ek Raat Dono
Saath Baithe The. . .
Ke Itne Me Chaand NikaL Aaya. . .
Mohabbat Ne Chaand Ki Tareef Kardi. . .
Yeh Baat Husn Ko Nagawaar Guzri. . .
Uss Ne Mohabbat Ki Aankhen Nocch Li. . .
Bas Uss Din Se Mohabbat Andhi. . .
"aur"
Husn Zaalim Ho Gaya Hai.......! ORD♣
ek ladke ne apni class ki 1 ladki ko prapose kiya or wo raji ho gayi.. ladki aksar kha karti thi ki main bina dil k ji rhi hoon q ki mera dil tere paas hai... kuch dino baad ladki ne apna irada change kar diya or ladke se kaha ki main tumse shadi nhi kar sakti mere parents ki khusi meri khusi hai... ladki ne kahahum hamesa dost hi rhenge or ladka maan gya... Kuch dino baad ladki ki shadi hui to us ladke ne use "GIFT" bheja.
dost Pranav Aur Sarang jungle
mein, Raste me raat ho gayi wo
TENT laga k so gaye..
.
RAAT ko 1 Pranav ki ankh khuli..
Usne Sarang ko jaga k
kaha:"Aasman ki taraf dekh ke
bata tujhe kya nazar aatahai..??
.
.
Sarang: "Bahut sare sitare" .
Pranav: "Isse kya pata chalta
hai..??"
.
Sarang: "Asman khubsurat hai.."
. .
Pranav: "Abey Newton ki aulad
Tent chori ho gaya
hai..danish hashmi
Station pe ek kuli se bahar jane ka rasta pucha
Kuli ne kaha: bahar ja kr puchho.
mene khud rasta dundh liya
Bahar ja kar taxi wale se pucha: bhai sahab, Lal kile ka kitna loge?
Jawab mila: bechna nahi hai… taxi chhor mene bus pakad li.
Conductor se puchha: Ji, kya me cigarette pi sakta?
Conductor (gusse se): Hargij nhi,yaha cigarette pina mana hai.
Mene kaha: Par wo janab to pi rhe hai?
Conductor: Usne mujhse puchha nhi hai.
Lal kile pahucha, hotel gya, manager se kaha:
Room chahiye 7vi manjil me.
Manager: Rehne k liye ya kud kar suicide karne k liye?
Hotel se nikla dost k ghar jane k liye
Raste me ek janab se pucha: janab ye sadak kaha jati hai?
Janab haskar bole:
pichle 20 saal se dekh raha hu, kahi nahi jati, yahi padi hai!
“Abba G Muje Marty Thy To Ammi Bacha Leti Thein 1Din Mei ne Socha K Agr Ami Pittai Krengi To Abba G Kia Krenge?
Ye Dekhne K Ly Mei ne Ami Ka Kaha Na Mana, Unho Ne Kaha Bazar Se Dahi La 2, Me Na Laya, Unho Ne Salan Kam Dia Mei ne Zyda Pe Israr Kia, Unho Ne Kaha Peerhi pe Beth K Roti Khao Me Zameen Pe Beth Gya,
Kapry Maily Ker Leay, Mera Lehja B Ghustakhana Tha Muje Pori Twaqqa Thi K Ammi Zarur Maren Gi, Mgr Unho Ne Muje Seeny Sy Laga Kr Kaha
“Q Putar! Maa Sadqay Bemar To Nhi.”
1 ldki jo pyr ko shayd smjhti b na thi
use 1 ldke se pyr hogya
wo 2no 1 dusre se bht pyr krne lge lekin 1din aisa hua dono ka milna or bate krna bnd ho gya vo ldki us ldke k yad me roti rhti or God se pray krti 1 bar muje usse mila do.
1 din god ne usse bola:- jis din ye msg sbi pyr krne walo ko mil jyega us din tera pyar tere sath hoga or jo isko rokega usko uska pyr kbi nhi milega. Snd dis to 10 ppl.
1 Lrki or Lrka Car me Khamoshi seja rhe the
Lrka 1′SMS’Lrki ko krta ha
Larki’SMS’Parne se Pehle hi Larkyko Kehti ha k
Muje ab Tumse Mohabat nhi MeTume Chor rhi hun
1 Dam Tez Raftar Car Unki Car seTakrati ha
Lrka Usi Waqt Mar jata ha
Lrki Bach jati ha
Kuch Der Bad Lrki Mobile Utha kar‘SMS’Parti ha to Us k Ansu UsMobile pe Girte hn ‘SMS’ me Likhatha
“Jis Din Tum Mujko Chor do gi MeMar jaun ga”
STORY--EK 14 SAAL K Ladke ko,...10 Saal k
Khubsurat ladki ki photo Raste me Mili,or us
ladki ke liye pyaar dhire dhire badhane laga.
wo us ladki se bahut pyar krne lga. Lekin wo
ladka us ladki ko kbhi nhi dhund ska.
Kuchh saalo baad uski shadi ho gyi, 1 din uski
wife ne wo photo dekhi or pucha-"tumhe ye
photo kaha se mile.? Ladke ne kyu..."
Ladki ne kaha-"meri photo kho gyi thi jb me
10saal ki thi
SACCHA PYAR KAVI VE FAIL NAHI HOTA...
Do pal
.
Aaj wo mere satha auto me gae par pure raste meri or uski koi bat nahi hui wo mere hi pas thi par mere pas hi bolne ke liye kuchh nahi tha
Auto me ek pal es tha jab mene kuchh bolne ki kosis ki par chup hi reha gaya
.
Wo auto se chali gae or me apni zindgi ke es pal ko
Yaad kar ke apni zindgi ko kosta raha
Or akele me ja kar apne ap ko bolta raha
लड़के ने मरने के 3 मिनट पहले 2
मैसेज किये|पहला गर्लफ्रेंड
को और दूसरा दोस्त को|
मेसेज ये था "मैं जा रहा हूँ,तुमसे बात
करना चाहता हूँ| जल्दी से
REPLY करो."
पहला जवाब आया गर्लफ्रेंड का"तुम कहाँ हो और कहाँ जा रहे
हो|मैं अभी व्यस्त हूँ बाद मे
बात करती हूँ."ये सुनकर उसे बहुत दुःख
हुआ| फिर थोड़ी देर बाद
दूसरा मैसेज दोस्त का
आया"अबे अकेले कहाँ जा रहा है,रुक
मैं भी आता हूँ.!ये पढ़कर वो लड़का मुस्कुराया और बोला"आज फिर प्यार दोस्ती से हार गया.!"दोस्ती प्यार से बढकर है!दोस्तों को दिल से सलाम.
1 Lrki or Lrka Car me Khamoshi se ja rhe the
Lrka 1′SMS’Lrki ko krta ha
Larki’SMS’Parne se Pehle hi Larky ko Kehti ha k
Muje ab Tumse Mohabat nhi Me Tume Chor rhi hun
1 Dam Tez Raftar Car Unki Car se Takrati ha
Lrka Usi Waqt Mar jata ha
Lrki Bach jati ha
Kuch Der Bad Lrki Mobile Utha kar ‘SMS’Parti ha to Us k Ansu Us Mobile pe Girte hn ‘SMS’ me Likha tha
“Jis Din Tum Mujko Chor do gi Me Mar jaun ga” this is real story
Ek Din Unse Hum Bahut Door Chale Jayenge,
Satayengi Hamari Yadein Har Taraf Unhe
Or Wo Pareshan Ho Jayenge,
Charon Taraf Dekhenege Par Hum Na
Nazar Aayenge,
Jab Satayengi Hamari Yadein
Wo Hamse Milne Ko Betab Ho Jayenge
Wadiyon Se Poochenge Hamara Pata
Par Hum Kaha Unhe Mil Payenge,
Yaad Ayengi Unko Hamari Wafaein
Unki Aankhon Me Aansu Aa Jayenge,
Dhoondenge Wo Ek Pyar Bhare Ehsaas
Ko Samundar Rahe Bhale Hi Wo Pyase Reh Jayenge,
Ek Din Ham Unse Bahut Door Chale Jayenge...
Ye 1 darawni kahani hai,
Kamjor dil wale ise na pade..!!
Barsat ki 1 raat me 1 budha aadmi hath me
1kitab bechne ke liye khda tha,
1 aadmi aaya aur
Usne vo kitab 3000/- mein kharid li
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Kitab ka LAST PAGE mat dekna.
Aadmi ne kitab puri pad li lekin
Dar ke karan last page nahi khola.
1 din usse raha nahi gaya
Aur last page khol ke dekh hi liya aur
Sadme se mar gya..
Last page par likha tha..
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♥♥TRUE LOVE ♥♥
Subah Uth Ke Ankhe Kholne Se Pehle Kisi
Ka Chehra Dekhne Ki Ichha Ho Vo Pyar Hai,
Mandir Me Darshan Krte Waqt Kisi K Pas Khade Hone Ka Ehsas Ho Vo Pyar Hai,
Pure Din Ki Thakan Jiske Sath Bethne Ki
Kalpna Se Hi Dur Ho Jaye Vo Pyar Hai,
Sir Kisi Ki God Me Rakh K Lage Ki Man
Halka Ho Gya Vo Pyar Hai,
Lakh Koshish Kar K Bhi Jise Nafrat
Na Kr Sake,Bhul Na Sake Vo Pyar Hai,
"OR"
Ye Padhte Waqt Jiska Chehra Nazar K Samne
Aaye To Hi Vo Aapka Pyar Hai...!!♥♥
Kya Hota Hai Saccha Pyar Koi Use Bhi Sikhao
Vo Kya Jane Pyar Ki Keematkya Hoti Hai
Jab Nahi Milta Pyar Toaankhe Kitni Roti Hain
Kbhi Na Kbhi To Vo Kisi Se Dillagayegi
Karega Vo Bewafai To Meriwafa Ki Yaad Ayegi
Tab Vo Bedard Mere Dard Kosamajh Payegi
Is Aashiq Ki Chahat Ko Firpana Vo Chahegi
Par Afsos Use Gale Se Mainlaga Na Pauga
Kyuki Jannat Se Vapas Mainlaut Na Pauga.
"3 dosto ki Kahani"
1 Gyan
2 Dhan
Or
3 Viswas
Teeno bahut Achhe Dost the
3no m Pyar b Bhut tha.
Ek aisa Waqt Aaya k
3no ko juda hona pada,
3no ne Ek Dusre s sawal kiye k
Koun kahan jayega.
Gyan bola: Mai Mandir,Masjid,
Church, Gurudware or Vidyalane jaunga.
Dhan ne kaha: MAI Mahal or
Ameero jaunga.
Lekin
Viswas chup tha
Dono ne Wajah puchhi
Toh Viswas ne
Thandi Aah bhar k kaha:
Me 1 Baar Chala Gaya
Toh phir kbi lout kr nhi Aunga
STORY--EK 14 SAAL K Ladke ko,...10 Saal k Khubsurat ladki ki photo Raste me Mili,or us ladki ke liye pyaar dhire dhire badhane laga.
wo us ladki se bahut pyar krne lga. Lekin wo ladka us ladki ko kbhi nhi dhund ska.
Kuchh saalo baad uski shadi ho gyi, 1 din uski wife ne wo photo dekhi or pucha-"tumhe ye photo kaha se mile.? Ladke ne kyu..."
Ladki ne kaha-"meri photo kho gyi thi jb me 10saal ki thi
SACCHA PYAR KAVI VE FAIL NAHI HOTA...
By - santu maity
Read This..
One Day A Boy Asked His Girlfriend
2 Marry Her The Gal Gave Him A Challenge
To Live A Day With Out Her
Only Them She Will Marry Him
No Communication Was There For 24hours
The Boy Dont Know That The
Gal Has Only 24 Hours Life Left.
Becoz She Was Il After 24 Hrs
The Boy Went To The Gals
House Holding A Ring He Was Shocked To
Know That She Was Dead
She Left A Letter For Him Saying U DID IT
AND U CAN BE WITH OUT ME
dO IT EVERYDAY MY LOVe.
Full heart touching love story
1 LADKA or LADKi
ek Dusre Se Bahut
MOHABBAT Karte The
Bad Qismati Se LADKA Mar Gaya
Marne K Bad LADKE Ne LADKI Se Kaha:
“Ek WADA Tha Tera
Har WADE K Piche
Tu Milegi Mujhe Har Gali
Har Darwaze K Piche
Par Tu Hi BEWAFA Nikli
Ek Tu Hi Na Thi Mere JANAZE K Pichy.
LADKI BOLI:
“Ek WADA Tha Mera Har WADE
K Peeche,
Me Milungi Tujhe Har Gali Har Darwaze K Piche,
Par Tune mud K Bhi Na Dekha,
Ek Or JANAZA Tha,
Tere JANAZE K Piche..!
Kuch Khawab Suhane Toot Gaye,
Kuch Yaar Purane Rooth Gaye...!!
Kuch Zakham Lage The Chehre Par,
Kuch Ander Se Hum Toot Gaye...!!
Kuch Hum The Tabiyat Ke Saada,
Kuch Log Begane Loot Gaye...!!
Kuch Apno Ne Badnaam Kiya,
Kuch Ban Afsane Jhoot Gaye...!!
Kuch Apni Shikasta Nao Thi,
Kuch Humse Kinaare Chhoot Gay
Ek ladka or ladki ek dusreko bahut
pyar karte the.
Ek din ladki mar gayi, usne swarg me
se
ladke ko kaha, "ek wada tha tera har
wade ke piche, tu milega muje har
gali
har darwaje ke piche. Par kyun tu itna
BEWAEAA nikla, ek tu hi neahi tha
mere
janaze ke piche"
ladke ne ankh me ashu ke sath javab
diya, "ek wada tha mere har wade k
piche,
milunga tuje har gali har darwaje ke
piche. Tune hi mud kar nahi dekha, ek
aur janaza tha tere janaze k piche