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Mai Yha Faltu Ka Bhutiyapa Kr Rha Hu !
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or Wha Koi Meri Future Wife Koi Bol Rha Hoga "Add Me I M Blocked , Apna Other Msgs Dekho Etc-2
Kaise Bachau Mai Apni Future Wife Ko Aise Tharkiyo Se ! Uff :smiley::smiley::smiley:

9 years ago

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Girls status on FB-> : ( Comments: 1. Haww! Kya hua? 2. Hey,evrything ok? Shud i call? 3. Hey, dont b sad.Tell me wot happened? 4. Evrythngs gonna be ok baby, chill. ******************* Boys status on FB-> : ( Comments: 1. Rota hi rahio zindagi bhar kutte 2. Kya hua kamine 3. Sala Dukhi aatma. 4. Zindagi barbaad hai teri saale.

9 years ago

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अगर भारत के फेसबुक खाताधारकों को प्रोफाइल में अपनी सत्य प्रमाणित फोटो लगवाना अनिवार्य कर दिया जाय तो यकीन मानिये फेसबुक उपभोक्ताओं की संख्या आधी रह जाएगी ।
और असली जन्मतिथि लिखने की भी बाध्यता हुई तो फेसबुक में महिलाओं की संख्या मात्र 20% रह जाएगी ....:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:

9 years ago

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вιn υnĸe Zιndagι мe ĸoι ĸнυѕнι Naнι...
wo Naнι тo Laвo Pe мere нanѕι Naнι...
na ѕaмjнe Agar Wo тo нυм ĸya ĸare...
ιѕѕ Dιl мe υnĸe ѕιwa ĸιѕι Aυr
ĸι Jagaн Naнι...:smiley::smiley::smiley:

9 years ago

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FACEBOOK STORY: Add as friend ----> Approve -> Write something on wall -----> Intro -----> Everyday chatting ------> Ask number phone ------> Texting -----> Calling -----> Meet -----> Express love ------> Couple ------> Make relationship status -----> Hangout -----> Misunderstanding -----> Fight -----> Break up ------> Unfriend ----> Block :)

9 years ago

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Nayi Nayi Frndship:couple: Hui Facebook Pe...numbers Exchange Hue... PHIR..,

Girl: Hello Darling Kya Kar Rahe Ho...??
Boy: Shave Kar Raha Hoon...
Girl: Jab Bhi Mai Tum Ko Call Karti Hoon Tum Shave Kar Rahe Hote Ho...,,,,,,,,Din Mein Kitni Baar Shave Krte Ho...??
Boy:30/40 Baar...
Girl: Tum Pagal Ho...??
Boy: Nahi Jaanu Main
"HAJJAAM" Hoon.:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:

9 years ago

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Fact: How do girls start a Conversation with each other onfacebook? Girl 1 : Hey cutie mutie mooh♥ :*:p Girl 2 : Hiiieeee.. My darlzzz.. Chupie mumiee loohh.. :D :=) :p♥:* & How do boys start a Conversation with each other on Facebook ? Boy 1 : aur chu#%ye.... Boy 2 : Haan bc.. !!Bol

9 years ago

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If Facebook Is Like Dating, Then Twitter Is Like A One Night Stand – It’s Fun While You’re Doing It, You Finish In Like 5 Minutes, And You Feel Real Cheap Afterwards.:grinning::hibiscus::smiley:

9 years ago

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Koi Acchi Si Sjaa Do Mujhko ,
chlo Aisa Kro Bhula Do Mujhko ,
tumse Bichdu To Maut Aa Jaye,
dil Ki Ghraai Se Aisee Dua Do Mujhko.
:sunglasses::sunglasses::sunglasses::sunglasses:

9 years ago

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फेसबुक सार ...
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पोस्ट करते जाओ लाइक और कमेन्ट की चिंता मत करो ।।
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क्योंकि अगर तुम लोग कंजूस हो तो हम भी कम ढीट नही :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

9 years ago

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Facebook Ek Mandir Hai
Page Ek Murti Hai Status Prasad Hai
status Update Karne Wala Pujari Hai
status Padhne Wala Bhagthai
status Padhke"LIKE" Na Kare....
Wo Mandir K Baharbaitha BIKHARI
Hai
:smile::smile::smile::smile:

9 years ago

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FACEBOOK Like Sms Status
Life Is Much Like Facebook
Pepole Will Like Your Problams
& Comment But No One Solve Them,
Because Everybody Seems So Busy
In Updating Their Own
:birthday::heart::birthday:

9 years ago

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Zuckerberg Is The Only Person On This Planet Jiski Mummy Bolti Hogi....

"Beta Facebook Aur Whatsapp Pe Dhyaan Do" :P

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#RajatArya :grinning::grinning::grinning:

9 years ago

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kitne log Aise hote hey Ghar me 2-3 bache hote hey or Facebook pe likh dalte hey... . . . I m single ready to single...:)

9 years ago

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Life Me Kuch Aisa Mukaam Hasil Karne ki Kosish Karo… . . Ki Log Aapka Naam FACEBOOKPe Nahi, GOOGLEPe Search Kare…!!

9 years ago

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Fact..about Girls..:dancer:
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Facebook Par 90% Girls:dancer: Aisi H...
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Jo Mahine Me Sirf Ek Bar 5 Rs Ka Net
pack Dalwati H...
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Aur Bhav Khati H...5000 Ke...:smile::smile::smile:

9 years ago

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Shokh hassi ho Dilkas dilnasi ho Bheegi chandni ho Dheemi roshani ho Wafa ho, nasha ho Na bujhe jo wo pyaas ho Husno aaftaab ho

9 years ago

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Height of Facebook update . . . . . Suhaag raat hai, ghunghat utha raha hun mai.

9 years ago

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Tere Status Ki Wo Namkeen Baaten,
tere Sms Se Wo Mulaakaten,
Nahi Bhulunga Me,
Jab Tak Hai Facebook
Jab Tak Hai Facebooke
Wo Tera Like Karke Cmnt Na Krna,
Wo Tera Sms Ka Rply Na Krna,
Nahi Bhulunga Me,
Jab Tak Hai Facebook
Jab Tak Hai Facebook
:smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley:

9 years ago

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9 years ago

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