Fb Me Har Ladke Ki Problem . . Gharwaalo Ko Lagta Hai Kahi Humaraladka Love marriage Na Kar Le . . . . . Par Unhe Kya Pata Yaha To Ladkiyan ADD Bhi nahi karti. . .. .Love Marriage To Door Ki Baat Hai..:smile::smile::smile:
A kid to a pregnant girl at a bus stop, "What are you expecting?
Girl says, "A bus".
Kid turns to his mate and says, "Wow! This bitch got screwed by Transformers"!!!
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Status Uploaded On Fb By A Heart Broken Boy :( Dabby Me Dabba , Dabby Me Cake:birthday:.. Ek Or Add Hui Woh Bhi Fake :heart::heart::heart::heart::heart:
Question For Gals : if You Get A Chance To Go On Coffie:stew:(as A Friend) With Admin Of This Page Which Admin You Would Prefer? :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
REALITY OF FACEBOOK:
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Kali kaluti ladki,
FB name WHITE ANGEL
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Motta Genda Ladka,
FB name SMARTY GUY
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Darpook looser bacha,
FB name THE KILLER
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Muhally ki Desi Ladki,
FB name PRINCESS ROCKS
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45 years ki Aunty,
FB name THE DOLL RETURNS
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60 years ka baba,
FB name THE YOUNG KING...:p :D :O :D
You know the meaning of facebook?
F=fact
A=A
C=Canteen which is
E=Exclamation and
B=bad
O=of
O=one
K=kind
Book mean (one kind of bad work)
Face mean (fact a canteen which is exclamation)
If Facebook Is Like Dating, Then Twitter Is Like A One Night Stand – It’s Fun While You’re Doing It, You Finish In Like 5 Minutes, And You Feel Real Cheap Afterwards.:grinning::hibiscus::smiley:
अगर भारत के फेसबुक खाताधारकों को प्रोफाइल में अपनी सत्य प्रमाणित फोटो लगवाना अनिवार्य कर दिया जाय तो यकीन मानिये फेसबुक उपभोक्ताओं की संख्या आधी रह जाएगी । और असली जन्मतिथि लिखने की भी बाध्यता हुई तो फेसबुक में महिलाओं की संख्या मात्र 20% रह जाएगी ....:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:
A Good Morning Creates AGood Mood, A Good MoodCreates A Good Work.. A GoodWork Creates A Good Day,,,A Good Day Make U Happy,And Ur Happiness MakesMe Happy..!Good Morning. :slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile: