Girls Status On Fb-> :(
Comments:
1. Haww! Kya Hua?
2. Hey,evrything Ok? Shud I Call?
3. Hey, Dont B Sad.tell Me Wot Happened?
4. Evrythngs Gonna Be Ok Baby, Chill.
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Boys Status On Fb-> :(
Comments:
1. Rota Hi Rahio Zindagi Bhar Kutte
2. Kya Hua Kamine
3. Sala Dukhi Aatma.
4. Zindagi Barbaad Hai Teri Saale.
There Is Only One Chat Box Available In Facebook For Any Profile. But Girls Maintain Two. . . . . . . . . . One- The Regular Chat Box and The Other Is Their Comments Under Their Profile Pics :smiley::smiley::smiley:
FACEBOOK like sms status
Life is much like facebook
Pepole will like your problams
& comment But no one solve them,
Because Everybody seems so busy
In updating their Own.!
A girl msgs in whatsapp group:
Guys, if I install Windows-7 of 32 bit two times then will it become 64 bit???
Other Girl in group replied:
It will also become Windows-14.
All guys left group.
Boy N Girl On Fb:-
Girl: U Never Smile Na??
Boy: Hw Can U Say Dis??
...
Girl: Ur Smiling Pics R Mising Here
Boy: Ok Then Do U Bath Daily??
Girl: Ya Ofcorse..y U Asking??
Boy: No, I Hvnt Seen .Any Pic.
Ha Ha Ha......
Girls status on FB-> : (
Comments:
1. Haww! Kya hua?
2. Hey,evrything ok? Shud i call?
3. Hey, dont b sad.Tell me wot happened?
4. Evrythngs gonna be ok baby, chill.
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Boys status on FB-> : (
Comments:
1. Rota hi rahio zindagi bhar kutte
2. Kya hua kamine
3. Sala Dukhi aatma.
4. Zindagi barbaad hai teri saale.
Tere Status Ki Wo Namkeen
Baaten, Tere Sms Se Wo
Mulaakaten, Nahi Bhulunga Me,
Jab Tak Hai Facebook
Jab Tak Hai Facebooke
Wo Tera Like Karke Cmnt Na Krna,
Wo Tera Sms Ka Rply Na Krna,
Nahi Bhulunga Me,
Jab Tak Hai Facebook
Jab Tak Hai Facebook
Har Koi Mhbt Me Fana Nhi Hota, Kisi Ko Chahna Koi Gunah Nhi Hota, Log Puchte Hai Tum Kitna Chahte Ho, O Kya Jane Pyar Lafzo Me Bayan Nhi Hota...!:smile::smiley::smile:
"bhta Hua Paani Dekhne Me Kita Sunder Lgta Hai, iski Sunderta Tb Or Bd Jati Hai Jb Ye Thnda Or Ghrai Me Bhne Wala Ho, mujhe Accha Lgega Agr Me Isme Kood Jau , fir Grm Saonse Dhire - Dhire Dhandi Hoti Jayengi Or Fir Ye Sharir Aaram Se Pani Ke Uper Tairne Lgega Or Lhro Ke Saath Bhta Hi Jayega, bhta Hi Jayega Door Tk..........":smile::smile::smile:
Sawmartinant Bola - Bhagwan Tu Mujhe 100rups Dejiyega Toh 50 Tumhe Chadhaunga. Thodi Dur Pe Usko 50 Ka Note Mila. Sawmartinant- Prabhu Itna Sa Bhi Bharosa Nhi,Pehle Hi Kaat Liya. :grinning::hibiscus::smiley:
A Guy Wrote On His Facebook Status... "Wife Chahiye " 2 Girls Liked It And 140 Men Commented "Meri Le Jaa" Guy Wrote Back "Kameeno Maang Nahin Raha, Poochh Raha Hoon" :smiley::smiley::smiley:
Fact:
How do girls start a
Conversation with each other onfacebook?
Girl 1 : Hey cutie mutie mooh♥ :*:p
Girl 2 : Hiiieeee.. My darlzzz..
Chupie mumiee loohh.. :D :=) :p♥:*
&
How do boys start a
Conversation with each other on
Facebook ?
Boy 1 : aur chu#%ye....
Boy 2 : Haan bc.. !!Bol
Utra Hai Mere Dil Mein
Koi Chand Nagar Se;
Ab Khauf(Fear) Nahi Koi
Andheron Ke Safar
Main;
Woh Baat Hai Tujh
Mein, Koi Tujh Sa Nahi
Hai;
Kash Koi Dekhe Tujhe
Meri Nazar Se!