Wat is Facebook... ??
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Its when a boy posts a joke He gets No Response...:((
& When a Girl Posts the Same
Joke,
She gets
(60 likes),
(35 frnd requests),
(20 Private Msg) &
(80 Comments on how Sweet
She is and how Funny the Joke
was....:))
*Timeline* G1- Off To UK Vacation Miss You All. G2- Wow Babes. *inbox* G2- Kya Baat Hai Didi...? G1- Pagli Uttarakhand Jaa Rahi Hoon yatra Pe Maa-Baapu Ke Saath. :dancer::dancer::dancer::dancer:
Status Uploaded On Fb By A Heart Broken Boy :( Dabby Me Dabba , Dabby Me Cake:birthday:.. Ek Or Add Hui Woh Bhi Fake :heart::heart::heart::heart::heart:
Long Hai Manzil, Very Far Hai Kinara; Fir Why Nahi Aaya Today Sms Tumhara; Forget Gaye Number Or Name HamaAra; Ya Fir You Found Someone, Humse Bhi Pyara! :slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:
कालेज की गलियो में अजीब खेल होता है, क्लास के बहाने दिलो का मेल होता है, नोट्स की जगह लव होता है, इस लिए तो पप्पू हर साल फेल होता है!. :slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:
Har Koi Mhbt Me Fana Nhi Hota, Kisi Ko Chahna Koi Gunah Nhi Hota, Log Puchte Hai Tum Kitna Chahte Ho, O Kya Jane Pyar Lafzo Me Bayan Nhi Hota...!:smile::smiley::smile:
Boy N Girl On Fb:-
Girl: U Never Smile Na??
Boy: Hw Can U Say Dis??
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Girl: Ur Smiling Pics R Mising Here
Boy: Ok Then Do U Bath Daily??
Girl: Ya Ofcorse..y U Asking??
Boy: No, I Hvnt Seen .Any Pic.
Ha Ha Ha......
Height Of Shock:
Malkin:
Kya Huwa Tum 3 Din Kaam Pe Nai Ayi???
Kamwali:
Memsab Mainey To Facebook Pe
Status Update Kar Diya Tha,..
Ke Main Gaon Ja Rahi Hoon. . .
APKE Pati Ne Comment Bhi Kiya,
"HAVE A SAFE TRIP..
COME SOON HONEY..
"unhe Shaq Hai Ki Hm Unhe Chahte Nhi, wo Roothte Hai To Hm Unhe Mnate Nhi, kaise Yki Dilaye Unhe Apni Mohbbt Ka , wo To Is Kdr Samaye Hai Ruh Me Ki dil Se Jaate Hi Nhi" :grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning:
If Facebook Is Like Dating, Then Twitter Is Like A One Night Stand – It’s Fun While You’re Doing It, You Finish In Like 5 Minutes, And You Feel Real Cheap Afterwards.:grinning::hibiscus::smiley:
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney,
Liver ho tum ..
Waqt-bewaqt aaye vo
fever ho tum ..
Doob kar jisme marr
jayu vo River ho tum ..
Mere jeevan mein ab to
forever ho tum
Dil Ke Diwaro Sirf Naam Tumara Hoga,tera Har Nagma,ahsas Tumara Hoga.yad Ayegi Tujhe Meri Yade,yade Sajh Hogi Per Hum Sath Na Honge. :laughing::laughing::laughing:
Guy Friend - "Bhai, Hike Pe Hai?" . Me - "Nahi Bhai, Bakwas Hai, Pehle hi Bade App Hain" . Hot Girl - "Are You On Hike Or Viber?" . Me - *Downloads Hike, Viber And All messaging Apps* Haan Hun Na Take My Number" :smile::smile::smile: