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  • Nayi Nayi Frndship:couple: Hui Facebook Pe...numbers Exchange Hue... PHIR..,

    Girl: Hello Darling Kya Kar Rahe Ho...??
    Boy: Shave Kar Raha Hoon...
    Girl: Jab Bhi Mai Tum Ko Call Karti Hoon Tum Shave Kar Rahe Hote Ho...,,,,,,,,Din Mein Kitni Baar Shave Krte Ho...??
    Boy:30/40 Baar...
    Girl: Tum Pagal Ho...??
    Boy: Nahi Jaanu Main
    "HAJJAAM" Hoon.:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • New Facebook Smiley Codes for Chat Code For Facebook Smileys [[f9.laugh]] [[f9.sad]] [[f9.angry]] [[f9.sleepy]] [[f9.shock]] [[f9.kiss]] [[f9.inlove]] [[f9.pizza]] [[f9.coffee]] [[f9.rain]][[f9.bomb]] [[f9.sun]] [[f9.heart]] [[f9.heartbreak ]] [[f9.doctor]] [[f9.ghost]] [[f9.brb]] [[f9.wine]] [[f9.gift]] [[f9.adore]] [[f9.angel]] [[f9.baloons]] [[f9.bowl]] [[f9.cake]] [[f9.callme]] [[f9.clap]] [[f9.confused]] [[f9.curllip]] [[f9.devilface] ] [[f9.lying]]
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • A Guy Wrote On His Facebook Status...
    "Wife Chahiye "
    2 Girls Liked It And 140 Men Commented "Meri Le Jaa"
    Guy Wrote Back "Kameeno Maang Nahin Raha,
    Poochh Raha Hoon" :smiley::smiley::smiley:
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • आज वो पगली बरसो बाद मिली तो गले लग कर
    खुब रोइ,
    जानते हो ये वही थी जीसने कहा था तेरे जैसे
    हजारो मिलेगे!!Sk :smile::smile::smile:
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • The Teacher Asks Timmy “why Is Your Cat:cat2: At School Today?”Timmy Says, Crying.”Because I Heard My Daddy Say To My Mommy,”I M Going To Eat That Pussy When The Kids Leave,’so I’m Saving Him!”:rabbit2::rabbit2::rabbit2:
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • Fact: How do girls start a Conversation with each other onfacebook? Girl 1 : Hey cutie mutie mooh♥ :*:p Girl 2 : Hiiieeee.. My darlzzz.. Chupie mumiee loohh.. :D :=) :p♥:* & How do boys start a Conversation with each other on Facebook ? Boy 1 : aur chu#%ye.... Boy 2 : Haan bc.. !!Bol
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • Facebook Paper Q1 . Define Add As Friend ? Q2 . What Does Status Means ? Q3 . What Do U Mean By Poke ? Q4 . Give Two Reasons For Liking The Girls Comments ? Q5 . What Is Pic Tag ? Q6 . What Is Inbox Msg ? Q7 . Give Details Of Info ? Q8 . Draw A Profile Pic ? Q9 . What Is Page ? And Why We Prmote It . Givereasons ? Q10 . Define Comments On Post ?
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • I want to make a Facebook account . . And the name will be NoBody So when I see stupid scrap people post, I can Like it... And it will say Nobody Likes This....
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • Jab Tak Hai Jaan..... Jab Tak Hai
    jaan...
    tere Jhute Relationship Status Se...
    Tere Jalte Sulagte Quotes Se...
    Teri Bereham Updates Se...
    Nafrat Karunga Mai..
    Jab Tak Hai Jaan... Jab Tak Hai Jaan...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • Facebook aur Fridge me Kya samanta hai,,,,, ....... ........ ....... ......... ........ ............ ......... Jante hai kuch nahi hai, phir bhi bar-bar khol ke chek karte rehte hai. Djsumit
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • Lagta Hai Aj Sub Princess, Cute,
    Angle, Innocent, Dazzling, Pariyan
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    abi Tak Bartan Dho Rai Hain
    koi Nazar Nahi Aa Rahi H.. :smile::smile::smile:
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • Sawmartinant Bola - Bhagwan Tu Mujhe 100rups Dejiyega Toh 50 Tumhe Chadhaunga.
    Thodi Dur Pe Usko 50 Ka Note Mila.
    Sawmartinant- Prabhu Itna Sa Bhi Bharosa Nhi,Pehle Hi Kaat Liya.
    :grinning::hibiscus::smiley:
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • Height Of Addiction: Just Before Hanging, Judge Asked The Prisoner: "Any Last Wish?" Prisoner: Yes.. I Want To Update My Facebook Status As "DEAD"
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • Utra Hai Mere Dil Mein Koi Chand Nagar Se; Ab Khauf(Fear) Nahi Koi Andheron Ke Safar Main; Woh Baat Hai Tujh Mein, Koi Tujh Sa Nahi Hai; Kash Koi Dekhe Tujhe Meri Nazar Se!
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • FACEBOOK STORY: Add as friend ----> Approve -> Write something on wall -----> Intro -----> Everyday chatting ------> Ask number phone ------> Texting -----> Calling -----> Meet -----> Express love ------> Couple ------> Make relationship status -----> Hangout -----> Misunderstanding -----> Fight -----> Break up ------> Unfriend ----> Block :)
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • Tv Reporter Ne Zakhmi Admi Se Pucha,“JAB BOMBGIRA To Kya Vo Zor Se Phata?“.... ..
    Zakhmi Admi - Nahin Haramzade, WohRengta Huamere Paas Aaya Aur Sharma Ke Bola,“Paaji.....Boom !! :smile::smile::smile:
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • KOI RAASTA NHI DUAA KE SIWA,
    KOI SUNTA NHI USKE SIWA,
    MAINE BHI ZINDGI KO KARIB SE DEKHA HAI,
    MUSKIL MAI KOI SAATH NHI DETA AASUON KE SIWA.
    :grinning::smiley::smile::grinning:
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS