Zindgi Se Bepanaah Mohhabat Thi hame tere Ishq Me Ujarne Se Pahale... aaj To Ye Aalam Hai"Aashiq"ka K Khud hi Bhatakta Hai... qatilo K Pichhe Qatal Hone K Liye :smile::laughing::smile:
I Want To Make A
Facebook Account
.
.
And The Name Will Be
Nobody
So When I See Stupid
Scrap People Post,
I Can Like It...
And It Will Say
Nobody Likes This....
Fact:
How do girls start a
Conversation with each other onfacebook?
Girl 1 : Hey cutie mutie mooh♥ :*:p
Girl 2 : Hiiieeee.. My darlzzz..
Chupie mumiee loohh.. :D :=) :p♥:*
&
How do boys start a
Conversation with each other on
Facebook ?
Boy 1 : aur chu#%ye....
Boy 2 : Haan bc.. !!Bol
Tere Status Ki Wo Namkeen Baaten, tere Sms Se Wo Mulaakaten, Nahi Bhulunga Me, Jab Tak Hai Facebook Jab Tak Hai Facebooke Wo Tera Like Karke Cmnt Na Krna, Wo Tera Sms Ka Rply Na Krna, Nahi Bhulunga Me, Jab Tak Hai Facebook Jab Tak Hai Facebook :smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley:
Ye Ladkiyo Ki Fake ID Chalane Waale Laundey Wahi H Jinhe Bachpan Me Behan Ki Frock Or Apni Mummy Ki Bindi Lagane Ka Shauk Chadd Gya Tha. :slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:
Girl: Hello Darling Kya Kar Rahe Ho...?? Boy: Shave Kar Raha Hoon... Girl: Jab Bhi Mai Tum Ko Call Karti Hoon Tum Shave Kar Rahe Hote Ho...,,,,,,,,Din Mein Kitni Baar Shave Krte Ho...?? Boy:30/40 Baar... Girl: Tum Pagal Ho...?? Boy: Nahi Jaanu Main "HAJJAAM" Hoon.:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:
Girls Status On Fb-> :(
Comments:
1. Haww! Kya Hua?
2. Hey,evrything Ok? Shud I Call?
3. Hey, Dont B Sad.tell Me Wot Happened?
4. Evrythngs Gonna Be Ok Baby, Chill.
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Boys Status On Fb-> :(
Comments:
1. Rota Hi Rahio Zindagi Bhar Kutte
2. Kya Hua Kamine
3. Sala Dukhi Aatma.
4. Zindagi Barbaad Hai Teri Saale.
Boy N Girl On Fb:-
Girl: U Never Smile Na??
Boy: Hw Can U Say Dis??
...
Girl: Ur Smiling Pics R Mising Here
Boy: Ok Then Do U Bath Daily??
Girl: Ya Ofcorse..y U Asking??
Boy: No, I Hvnt Seen .Any Pic.
Ha Ha Ha......
शायरी" से ज्यादा "प्यार" मुझे कहीं नहीं मिला, ये सिर्फ वो बोलती है जो मेरा "दिल" बोलता है..... --------- कितने मजबूर हैं हम प्यार के हाथों, ना तुझे पाने की औकात… ना तुझे खोने का हौसला।..:relaxed::slight_smile::relaxed:
Aawe Yaad Teri Akh Bhar Jawe Tu Banke Hunju Rud Jana Har Supne Vich Mere Naal Challen Fir Adh Vichkare Mud Jana Dss Sajna Ki Aa Dosh Sada Eh Jo Tu Sajawan De Rhya Kar Vaade Sajna Umran De Sanu Chadd Ke Kallyan Tur Jana :smile::smile::smile:
The Teacher Asks Timmy “why Is Your Cat:cat2: At School Today?”Timmy Says, Crying.”Because I Heard My Daddy Say To My Mommy,”I M Going To Eat That Pussy When The Kids Leave,’so I’m Saving Him!”:rabbit2::rabbit2::rabbit2: