Ek Din Maine Us Se Puchha, Mai Kaha Hu..!! . Usne Kha: Mere Dil Me Meri Jaan Me Ho Tum Meri Saans Me Ho Tum Meri Aas Me Ho Tum Meri Dil Ki Dharkan Ho Tum..!! . . Fir Maine Puchha Kha Nahi Hu Mai..!! . . Wo Najrein Jhuka Ke Boli, Bas Meri Kismat Me Nahi Ho Tum:smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:
Wat is Facebook... ??
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Its when a boy posts a joke He gets No Response...:((
& When a Girl Posts the Same
Joke,
She gets
(60 likes),
(35 frnd requests),
(20 Private Msg) &
(80 Comments on how Sweet
She is and how Funny the Joke
was....:))
"bhta Hua Paani Dekhne Me Kita Sunder Lgta Hai, iski Sunderta Tb Or Bd Jati Hai Jb Ye Thnda Or Ghrai Me Bhne Wala Ho, mujhe Accha Lgega Agr Me Isme Kood Jau , fir Grm Saonse Dhire - Dhire Dhandi Hoti Jayengi Or Fir Ye Sharir Aaram Se Pani Ke Uper Tairne Lgega Or Lhro Ke Saath Bhta Hi Jayega, bhta Hi Jayega Door Tk..........":smile::smile::smile:
Utra Hai Mere Dil Mein
Koi Chand Nagar Se;
Ab Khauf(Fear) Nahi Koi
Andheron Ke Safar
Main;
Woh Baat Hai Tujh
Mein, Koi Tujh Sa Nahi
Hai;
Kash Koi Dekhe Tujhe
Meri Nazar Se!
Boy sends friend request to Girl on Facebook :- Girl :- Kaunn ho tum ? Boy :- Hasrat tumhari ....... Girl :- Chahte kya ho ? ... Boy : Mohhabat tumhari ......... Girl:- Pachtaoge tum ..........
Boy :- Kismat hamari .........
Girl :- Married hoon main ......
Boy: To Status single se hata Manhoos Naari
FACEBOOK Like Sms Status Life Is Much Like Facebook Pepole Will Like Your Problams & Comment But No One Solve Them, Because Everybody Seems So Busy In Updating Their Own :birthday::heart::birthday:
A Man Joind FACEBOOK
His Son Wrote On
His Wall
"W T F Dad"
Man Rplied:
Wht8 D Hell,
U’ve No Respect 4 Me ?
Kid Rplied:
Dad Chill It Means
"Welcome To Facebook"
A kid to a pregnant girl at a bus stop, "What are you expecting?
Girl says, "A bus".
Kid turns to his mate and says, "Wow! This bitch got screwed by Transformers"!!!
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तू छोड़ दे कोशिशें इन्सानों को पहचानने की...! यहाँ जरुरतों के हिसाब से सब नकाब बदलते हैं...! मेरे बारे मे कोइ राय मत बनाना गालिब, मेरा वक्त भी बदलेगा, और तेरी राय भी ।:smile::smile::smile:
Boy N Girl On Fb:-
Girl: U Never Smile Na??
Boy: Hw Can U Say Dis??
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Girl: Ur Smiling Pics R Mising Here
Boy: Ok Then Do U Bath Daily??
Girl: Ya Ofcorse..y U Asking??
Boy: No, I Hvnt Seen .Any Pic.
Ha Ha Ha......
In The Past, When You Were Angry With Someone You Argued With Them. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Now, You Just Delete Them Off Facebook And Block !! :smile::smile::smile::smile::smile: