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A kid to a pregnant girl at a bus stop, "What are you expecting? Girl says, "A bus". Kid turns to his mate and says, "Wow! This bitch got screwed by Transformers"!!! ��

10 years ago

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Boy N Girl On Fb:- Girl: U Never Smile Na?? Boy: Hw Can U Say Dis?? ... Girl: Ur Smiling Pics R Mising Here Boy: Ok Then Do U Bath Daily?? Girl: Ya Ofcorse..y U Asking?? Boy: No, I Hvnt Seen .Any Pic. Ha Ha Ha......

10 years ago

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What is the similarity between Facebook and Fridge....,???? . / . / Pata hota hai ki kuch bhi nahi hai, Phir bhi din me 10 baar khol ke dekhte hain..

10 years ago

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Faqeer: Baji Bhuka Hun Allah K Naam Par Khana De Do Baji: Khana Abi Ni Pka Faqeer: Baji Facebook Pe Baba Niaz K Naam Se Hun, Pakk Jaye To Wall Pe Update Kr Dena.

10 years ago

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KOI RAASTA NHI DUAA KE SIWA,
KOI SUNTA NHI USKE SIWA,
MAINE BHI ZINDGI KO KARIB SE DEKHA HAI,
MUSKIL MAI KOI SAATH NHI DETA AASUON KE SIWA.
:grinning::smiley::smile::grinning:

10 years ago

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Facebook Pe Agar Ladki Aapse Bat Nah Kare To Aap Kya Kroge Bat Karneke Liye.
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Zara Schoo Yr
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Are Yr Bohat Simple Uski Wall Mein Ye Bhejdo Tune Mujhe Inbox Me I Love U Q Send Kiya,
pagal..
:two_hearts::two_hearts::two_hearts::two_hearts::two_hearts:

10 years ago

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Girls Status On Fb-> :( Comments: 1. Haww! Kya Hua? 2. Hey,evrything Ok? Shud I Call? 3. Hey, Dont B Sad.tell Me Wot Happened? 4. Evrythngs Gonna Be Ok Baby, Chill. ******************* Boys Status On Fb-> :( Comments: 1. Rota Hi Rahio Zindagi Bhar Kutte 2. Kya Hua Kamine 3. Sala Dukhi Aatma. 4. Zindagi Barbaad Hai Teri Saale.

10 years ago

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A Man Joind FACEBOOK His Son Wrote On His Wall "W T F Dad" Man Rplied: Wht8 D Hell, U’ve No Respect 4 Me ? Kid Rplied: Dad Chill It Means "Welcome To Facebook"

10 years ago

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If Facebook Is Like Dating, Then Twitter Is Like A One Night Stand – It’s Fun While You’re Doing It, You Finish In Like 5 Minutes, And You Feel Real Cheap Afterwards.:grinning::hibiscus::smiley:

10 years ago

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Mom: "Hey why are you all dressed up? Where are you going? Daughter: "To the bathroom, I need a new Facebook profile picture.

10 years ago

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Attitude Of Young Generation They Luve “Facebook” But They Hate To "Face" The "Book"-:)

10 years ago

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Ajab Hunnar Hai Mere Hath Mein, Yeh Sher Likhne Ka; Mein Apni Barbadiyan Likhta Hun, Log Wah Wah Karte Hain!

10 years ago

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Once a guy updated his status "I m gonna sleep on terrace tonight" . After sometime . 17 mosquitoes likes da status!

10 years ago

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"Welcome To The Fresh Morning"With A "Smile" On Ur "Face","Love" In Ur "Heart""Good Thoughts"in Ur"mind"U Will Have A Wonderful Day."Good Morning". :grinning::grinning::grinning:

10 years ago

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Ladki :dancer:Fb Par Kutte :dog:k Sath Apni Pic :park:upload Karti Hai..ye Mera Punu Hai..
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Boy1: Ahh Punu Kitna Cute Hai
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Boy2: Bht Pyala Dogu Hai
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Boy3: Haye Kash Main Bhi Kutta Hota Baauuuu Baauuu...
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Ek Ladka Kutte K Sath Fb Pr Apni Pic Upload Karta Hai ..ye Na Mera Dogu Punu Hai
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Boy1- Bhai Isme Se Kutta Kon Hai
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Boy2-Akhir Tera Bapp Mil Hi Gaya...
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Boy3- Khud K Khane Ka Pata Nahi Kuta Palega Kamina

AGREE Hit LIKE

10 years ago

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Social network is many important to us. We know all kinds of news from this Who is this.....? This is FACEBOOK

10 years ago

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Wo Aankhe:sunglasses: Badi Hi Pyaari Thi.!
Jo Usne Humko Maari Thi..!!
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Hum Toh Muft Mein Fida Ho Gaye,Dosto...!!!
Humko Kya Pata Tha Ki Unko,
Baba Ramdev Ki Bimari Thi....!!!! :smiley::smiley::smiley:

10 years ago

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फेसबुक सार ...
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पोस्ट करते जाओ लाइक और कमेन्ट की चिंता मत करो ।।
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क्योंकि अगर तुम लोग कंजूस हो तो हम भी कम ढीट नही :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Lagta Hai Aj Sub Princess, Cute,
Angle, Innocent, Dazzling, Pariyan
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abi Tak Bartan Dho Rai Hain
koi Nazar Nahi Aa Rahi H.. :smile::smile::smile:

10 years ago

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Fact=- . . Facebook Par Har Ek Ladki Pending Friend Requests Dekh K Khud Ko Bahot Khubsurat Mehsoos Karti Hai...!

10 years ago

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