Lewis Carroll Quotes, Gay Quotes, Sharks Quotes

When the sands are all dry, he is gay as a lark, And will talk in contemptuous tones of the Shark: But, when the tide rises and sharks are around, His voice has a timid and tremulous sound.

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"Write that down," the King said to the jury, and the jury eagerly wrote down all three dates on their slates, and then added them up, and reduced the answer to shillings and pence.

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There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.

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Well, when one's lost, I suppose it's good advice to stay where you are until someone finds you.

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But, I nearly forgot, you must close your eyes otherwise you won't see anything.

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Contrariwise, if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.

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It’s a miserable story!” said Bruno. “It begins miserably, and it ends miserablier. I think I shall cry. Sylvie, please lend me your handkerchief.” “I haven’t got it with me,” Sylvie whispered. “Then I won’t cry,” said Bruno manfully.

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Do you suppose she's a wildflower?

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Crawling at your feet,' said the Gnat (Alice drew her feet back in some alarm), `you may observe a Bread-and-Butterfly. Its wings are thin slices of Bread-and-butter, its body is a crust, and its head is a lump of sugar.' And what does IT live on?' Weak tea with cream in it.' A new difficulty came into Alice's head. `Supposing it couldn't find any?' she suggested. Then it would die, of course.' But that must happen very often,' Alice remarked thoughtfully. It always happens,' said the Gnat.

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'The time has come,' the walrus said, 'to talk of many things: of shoes and ships - and sealing wax - of cabbages and kings.'

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It is a very inconvenient habit of kittens (Alice had once made the remark) that whatever you say to them, they always purr.

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She's stark raving mad!

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One! two! and through and through The vorpal blade went snickersnack! He left it dead, and with its head He went galumphing back.

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The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday-but never jam today It must come sometime to jam today, Alice objected No it can't said the Queen It's jame every other day. Today isn't any other day, you know

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There is a place. Like no place on Earth. A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger! Some say to survive it: You need to be as mad as a hatter. Which luckily I am.

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Is all our Life, then but a dream Seen faintly in the golden gleam Athwart Time's dark resistless stream?

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The chief difficulty Alice found at first was in managing her flamingo.

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I never thought of that before! It's my opinion that you never think at all.

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Un-dish-cover the fish, or dishcover the riddle.

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I don't want to take up literature in a money-making spirit, or be very anxious about making large profits, but selling it at a loss is another thing altogether, and an amusement I cannot well afford.

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