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- NEWTONIAN, Pertaining to a philosophy of the universe invented by Newton, who discovered that an apple will fall to the ground, but was unable to say why. His successors and disciples have advanced so far as to be able to say when.
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- QUOTIENT, n. A number showing how many times a sum of money belonging to one person is contained in the pocket of another - usually about as many times as it can be got there.
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- CLOCK, n. A machine of great moral value to man, allaying his concern for the future by reminding him what a lot of time remains to him.
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- Slang is a foul pool at which every dunce fills his bucket, and then sets up as a fountain.
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- Hippogriff, n. An animal (now extinct) which was half horse and half griffin. The griffin was itself a compound creature, half lion and half eagle. The hippogriff was actually, therefore, only one-quarter eagle, which is two dollars and fifty cents in gold. The study of zoology is full of surprises.
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- Hurry n: The dispatch of bunglers.
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- Road, n. A strip of land along which one may pass from where it is too tiresome to be to where it is futile to go.
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- Religions are conclusions for which the facts of nature supply no major premises.
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- Loquacity, n. A disorder which renders the sufferer unable to curb his tongue when you wish to talk.
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- No country is so wild and difficult but men will make it a theater of war.
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- YESTERDAY, n. The infancy of youth, the youth of manhood, the entire past of age.
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- Don't board with the devil if you wish to be fat.
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- applause, n. The echo of a platitude.
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- PHYSICIAN, n. One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our dogs when well.
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- Woman absent is woman dead.
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- ELECTOR, n. One who enjoys the sacred privilege of voting for the man of another man's choice.
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- Infidel, n. In New York, one who does not believe in the Christian religion; in Constantinople, one who does.
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- RATIONAL, adj. Devoid of all delusions save those of observation, experience and reflection.
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- Turkey: A large bird whose flesh, when eaten on certain religious anniversaries has the peculiar property of attesting piety and gratitude.
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- Heaven: A place where the wicked cease from troubling you with talk of their personal affairs, and the good listen with attention while you expound on yours.
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