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Self-restraint is indulgence of the propensity to forgo.

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Experience - the wisdom that enables us to recognise in an undesirable old acquaintance the folly that we have already embraced.

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J, n. A consonant in English, but some nations use it as a vowel . . . from a Latin verb, "jacere", "to throw," because when a stone is thrown at a dog the dog's tail assumes that shape.

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As records of courts and justice are admissible, it can easily be proved that powerful and malevolent magicians once existed and were a scourge to mankind. The evidence (including confession) upon which certain women were convicted of witchcraft and executed was without a flaw; it is still unimpeachable. The judges' decisions based on it were sound in logic and in law. Nothing in any existing court was ever more thoroughly proved than the charges of witchcraft and sorcery for which so many suffered death. If there were no witches, human testimony and human reason are alike destitute of value.

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Birth: The first and direst of all disasters.

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A popular character in old Italian plays, who imitated with ludicrous incompetence the "buffone", or clown, and was therefore the ape of an ape; for the clown himself imitated the serious characters of the play.

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PYRRHONISM- An ancient philosophy, named for its inventor. It consisted of an absolute disbelief in everything but Pyrrhonism. Its modern professors have added that.

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The game of discontent has its rules, and he who disregards them cheats. It is not permitted to you to wish to add another's advantages or possessions to your own; you are permitted only to wish to be another.

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Fear has no brains; it is an idiot.

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PHOTOGRAPH, n. A picture painted by the sun without instruction in art. It is a little better than the work of an Apache, but not quite so good as that of a Cheyenne.

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A person of greater enterprise than discretion, who in embracing an opportunity has formed an unfortunate attachment.

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Infidel, n. In New York, one who does not believe in the Christian religion; in Constantinople, one who does.

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predicament, n. The wage of consistency.

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In the algebra of psychology, X stands for a woman's heart.

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RECOUNT, n. In American politics, another throw of the dice, accorded to the player against whom they are loaded.

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Think twice before you speak to a friend in need

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Die: To stop sinning suddenly.

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Nonsense, n. The objections that are urged against this excellent dictionary.

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TAKE, v.t. To acquire, frequently by force but preferably by stealth.

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BAIT, n. A preparation that renders the hook more palatable. The best kind is beauty.

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