Winston Churchill Quotes, Inspirational Quotes, Humorous Quotes

History is written by the victors.

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"Ah, Miss, hope is an excellent thing for such as has the spirits to bear it!" said Mrs Wickam, shaking her head. "My own spirits is not equal to it, but I don't owe it any grudge. I envys them that is so blest!"

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The humorous writer professes to awaken and direct your love, your pity, your kindness--your scorn for untruth, pretension, imposture....He takes upon himself to be the week-day preacher.

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Atlee is a very modest man. And with reason.

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A God who cannot smile, could not have created this humorous universe.

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I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me.

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Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.

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We (The British) have not journeyed across the centuries, across the oceans, across the mountains, across the prairies, because we are made of sugar candy.

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He was drunk upon the average once a day, and penitent upon an equally fair calculation once a month; and when he was penitent, he was invariably in the very last stage of maudlin intoxication. He was a ragged, roving, roaring kind of fellow, with a burly form, a sharp wit, and a ready head, and could turn his hand to anything when he chose to do it.

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Brothers are a blessing for one thing. There is no possibility of any young lady getting unreasonably conceited if she be endowed with them.

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...it is not necessary to the child to awaken to the sense of the strange and humorous by giving a man a luminous nose...to the child it is sufficiently strange and humorous to have a nose at all.

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But Rosa soon made the discovery that Miss Twinkleton didn't read fairly. She cut the love-scenes, interpolated passages in praise of female celibacy, and was guilty of other glaring pious frauds.

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Show me a young Conservative and I'll show you someone with no heart. Show me an old Liberal and I'll show you someone with no brains.

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If you could see my legs when I take my boots off, you'd form some idea of what unrequited affection is.

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I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

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Even more exasperating than the guy who thinks he knows it all is the one who really does.

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Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

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There are several kinds of stories, but only one difficult kind-the humorous.

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"The twins no longer derive their sustenance from Nature's founts - in short," said Mr. Micawber, in one of his bursts of confidence, "they are weaned..."

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I decided to stop drinking with creeps. I decided to drink only with friends. I've lost 30 pounds.

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