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Brothers are a blessing for one thing. There is no possibility of any young lady getting unreasonably conceited if she be endowed with them.

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If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go.

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A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly.

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I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me.

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An Englishman never enjoys himself, except for a noble purpose.

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The funniest things are the forbidden.

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Indeed, it may be laid down as a general principle, that the more extended the ancestry, the greater the amount of violence and vagabondism; for in ancient days those two amusements, combining a wholesome excitement with a promising means of repairing shattered fortunes, were at once the ennobling pursuit and the healthful recreation of the Quality of this land.

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I feel that there is reason lurking in you somewhere, so we will patiently grope round for it.

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I am engaged in answering that Italian buffoon, Mazotti, whose views upon the larval development of the tropical termites have excited my derision and contempt . . .

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Nothing helps scenery like bacon and eggs.

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Don't you drink? I notice you speak slightingly of the bottle. I have drunk since I was fifteen and few things have given me more pleasure.

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"Vell," said Mr. Weller, "Now I s'pose he'll want to call some witnesses to speak to his character, or p'raps to prove a alleybi. I've been a turnin' the bis'ness over in my mind, and he may make his-self easy, Sammy. I've got some friends as'll do either for him, but my adwice 'ud be this here-never mind the character, and stick to the alleybi. Nothing like a alleybi, Sammy, nothing."

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If you could see my legs when I take my boots off, you'd form some idea of what unrequited affection is.

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I observe the physician with the same diligence as the disease.

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I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it.

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One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly.

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"I have seen those symptoms before," said Holmes, throwing his cigarette into the fire. "Oscillation upon the pavement always means an affaire de coeur."

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If you go on with this nuclear arms race, all you are going to do is make the rubble bounce.

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I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers. What I said was that all saloonkeepers are Democrats.

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In the course of my life, I have often had to eat my words, and I must confess that I have always found it a wholesome diet.

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