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Any man may be in good spirits and good temper when he's well dressed. There ain't much credit in that.

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Brothers are a blessing for one thing. There is no possibility of any young lady getting unreasonably conceited if she be endowed with them.

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"She's a very charming and delightful creature," quoth Mr. Robert Sawyer, in reply; "and has only one fault that I know of, Ben. It happens, unfortunately, that that single blemish is a want of taste. She don't like me."

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"I have seen those symptoms before," said Holmes, throwing his cigarette into the fire. "Oscillation upon the pavement always means an affaire de coeur."

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I observe the physician with the same diligence as the disease.

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Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed

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... an experienced, industrious, ambitious, and often quite often picturesque liar.

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The house was as empty as a beer closet in premises where painters have been at work.

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I feel that there is reason lurking in you somewhere, so we will patiently grope round for it.

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A joke is a very serious thing.

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My uncle, Mr. Stephen Maple, had been at the same time the most successful and the least respectable of our family, so that we hardly knew whether to take credit for his wealth or to feel ashamed of his position.

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Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

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I am not an economist. I am an honest man!

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Our civilization has decided that determining the guilt or innocence of men is a thing too important to be trusted to trained men. When it wants a library catalogued, or the solar system discovered, or any trifle of that kind, it uses up its specialists. But when it wishes anything done which is really serious, it collects twelve of the ordinary men standing round. The same thing was done, if I remember right, by the Founder of Christianity.

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If you can't get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one.

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To succeed in the other trades, capacity must be shown; in the law, concealment of it will do.

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I cannot see how a man of any large degree of humorous perception can ever be religious -- unless he purposely shut the eyes of his mind & keep them shut by force.

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A God who cannot smile, could not have created this humorous universe.

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There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.

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"Why, I don't exactly know about perjury, my dear sir," replied the little gentleman. "Harsh word, my dear sir, very harsh word indeed. It's a legal fiction, my dear sir, nothing more."

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