George Bernard Shaw Quotes, Years Quotes, Twenties Quotes

I was a cannibal for twenty-five years. For the rest I have been a vegetarian.

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Money is the most important thing in the world. It represents health, strength, honor, generosity, and beauty as conspicuously as the want of it represents illness, weakness, disgrace, meanness, and ugliness.

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If ever I utter an oath again may my soul be blasted to eternal damnation!

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Most of the money given by rich people in "charity" is made up of conscience money, "ransom," political bribery, and bids for titles.... One buys moral credit by signing a cheque, which is easier than turning a prayer wheel.

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There may be some doubt as to who are the best people to have charge of children, but there can be no doubt that parents are the worst.

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All professions are conspiracies against the laity.

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Absolute honesty is as absurd an abstraction as an absolute temperature or an absolute value.

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The possibilities are numerous once we decide to act and not react.

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You can feel nothing but a torment, and believe nothing but a lie. You will not raise your head to look at all the miracles of life that surround you; but you will run ten miles to see a fight or a death.

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Remember that you are a human being with a soul and the divine gift of articulate speech: that your native language is the language of Shakespeare and Milton and The Bible; and don't sit there crooning like a bilious pigeon.

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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.

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Capitalism drives the employers to do their worst to the employed, and the employed to do the least for them. And it boasts all the time of the incentive it provides to both to do their best! . . . The reason the Capitalist system has worked so far without jamming for more than a few months at a time, and then only in places, is that it has not yet succeeded in making a conquest of human nature so complete that everybody acts on strictly business principles.

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Gentle Jesus, meek and mild' is a snivelling modern invention, with no warrant in the gospels.

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Use your health, even to the point of wearing it out. That is what it is for. Spend all you have before you die; do not outlive yourself.

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English is the easiest language to speak badly.

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We are made wise not by the recollection of our past, but by the responsibility for our future.

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In a living society every day is a day of judgment; and its recognition as such is not the end of all things but the beginning ofa real civilization.

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Just do what must be done. This may not be happiness, but it is greatness.

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The trouble with the media is that it seems unable to distinguish between the end of the world and a bicycle accident.

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The wheels are turning, but the hamsters are all dead. Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot. I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig, you get dirty; and besides, the pig likes it.

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