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Nothing is more dreadful than a husband who keeps telling you everything he thinks, and always wants to know what you think.

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A man is like a phonograph with half-a-dozen records. You soon get tired of them all; and yet you have to sit at table whilst he reels them off to every new visitor.

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Life is a constant becoming: all stages lead to the beginning of others.

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In the right key one can say anything. In the wrong key, nothing: the only delicate part is the establishment of the key.

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The ordinary man is an anarchist. He wants to do as he likes. He may want his neighbour to be governed, but he himself doesn't want to be governed. He is mortally afraid of government officials and policemen.

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There is a disease to which plays as well as men become liable with advancing years. In men it is called doting, in plays dating.The more topical the play the more it dates.

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The surest way to ruin a man who doesn't know how to handle money is to give him some.

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Christianity might be a good thing if anyone ever tried it.

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The roulette table pays nobody except him that keeps it. Nevertheless a passion for gaming is common, though a passion for keeping roulette tables is unknown.

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Golf is typical capitalist luncay.

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Opera is when a tenor and soprano want to make love, but are prevented from doing so by a baritone.

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How can what an Englishman believes be hearsay? It is a contradiction in terms.

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New opinions often appear first as jokes and fancies, then as blasphemies and treason, then as questions open to discussion, and finally as established truths.

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Those who minister to poverty and disease are accomplices in the two worst of all the crimes.

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A veteran journalist has never had time to think twice before he writes.

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What is both surprising and delightful is that the spectators are allowed, and even expected, to join in the vocal part of the game...There is no reason why the field should not try to put the batsman off his stroke at the critical moment by neatly timed disparagements of his wife's fidelity and his mother's respectability.

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English is the easiest language to speak badly.

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When domestic servants are treated as human beings it is not worth while to keep them.

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A soldier is an anachronism of which we must get rid.

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When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity.

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