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Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men.

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It is courage, courage, courage, that raises the blood of life to crimson splendor.

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Peace is not only better than war, but infinitely more arduous.

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It is quite useless to declare that all men are born free if you deny that they are born good . Guarantee a man's goodness and his liberty will take care of itself. To guarantee his freedom on condition that you approve of his moral character is formally to abolish all freedom whatsoever, as every man's liberty is at the mercy of a moral indictment which any fool can trump up against everyone who violates custom, whether as a prophet or as a rascal.

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All autobiographies are lies. I do not mean unconscious, unintentional lies: I mean deliberate lies.

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You must not suppose, because I am a man of letters, that I never tried to earn an honest living.

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The word morality, if we met it in the Bible, would surprise us as much as the word telephone or motor car.

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If women were as fastidious as men, morally or physically, there would be an end of the race.

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You may well ask me why...I took the time to write [books]. I can only reply that I do not know. There was no why about it. I had to: that was all.

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Our political experiment of democracy, the last refuge of cheap misgovernment.

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Wise kings wear shabby clothes, and leave the gold lace to the drum major.

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Just as I cannot remember any time when I could not read and write, I cannot remember any time when I did not exercise my imagination in daydreams about women.

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The righteous man takes his life in his hand whenever he utters the truth.

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Democracy means the organization of society for the benefit and at the expense of everybody indiscriminately and not for the benefit of a privileged class.

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Self-denial is not a virtue; it is only the effect of prudence on rascality.

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Gardening is the only unquestionably useful job.

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There are only two classes in good society in England: the equestrian classes and the neurotic classes.

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What is life but a series of inspired follies? The difficulty is to find them to do. Never lose a chance: it doesn’t come every day.

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You can easily find people who are ten times as rich at sixty as they were at twenty but not one of them will tell you that they are ten times as happy

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The nation's morals are like its teeth: the more decayed they are the more it hurts to touch them.

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