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Only Lawyers and mental defectives are automatically exempt for jury duty.

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If Despotism failed only for want of a capable benevolent despot, what chance has Democracy, which requires a whole population of capable voters.

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Any belief worth having must survive doubt

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The more a man possesses over and above what he uses, the more careworn he becomes.

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I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend... if you have one.

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An actress is not a lady; at least, when she is, she is not an actress.

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I am very subtle; but Man is deeper in his thought than I am. The woman knows that there is no such thing as nothing: the man knows that there is no such day as tomorrow. I do well to worship them.

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Deep knowledge is not knowledge of the thing itself, but knowledge of a thing like the thing. Then, you gain not one knowledge, but two knowledges. Of the thing. And of the original thing with is like the thing. Which is the barbarism of the privileged class.

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We should find ourselves committed to killing a great many people whom we now leave living, and to leave living a great many people whom we at present kill. We should have to get rid of all ideas about capital punishment.

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I do not want actors and actresses to understand my plays. That is not necessary. If they will only pronounce the correct sounds I can guarantee the results.

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What really flatters a man is that you think him worth flattering.

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The ability to make witty observations is commonly refered to as "cynism" by people who lack it.

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Civilized society is one huge bourgeoisie: no nobleman dares now shock his greengrocer.

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The universal regard for money is the one hopeful fact in our civilization.

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The great advantage of a hotel is that it is a refuge from home life.

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Am reserving two tickets for you for my premiere. Come and bring a friend - if you have one. Telegram inviting Winston Churchill to opening night of Pygmalion. Churchill wired back: Impossible to be present for the first performance. Will attend the second - if there is one.

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The salvation of the world depends on the men who will not take evil good-humouredly, and whose laughter destroys the fool instead of encouraging him.

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In my dreams is a country where the State is the Church and the Church the people: three in one and one in three. It is a commonwealth in which work is play and play is life: three in one and one in three. It is a temple in which the priest is the worshiper and the worshiper the worshipped: three in one and one in three. It is a godhead in which all life is human and all humanity divine: three in one and one in three.

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It's all that the young can do for the old, to shock them and keep them up to date.

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The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.

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