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There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.

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Even a vortex is a vortex in something. You can't have a whirlpool without water; and you can't have a vortex without gas, or molecules or atoms or ions or electrons or something, not nothing.

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I was taught when I was young that if people would only love one another, all would be well with the world. I found when I tried to put that into practice, not only were other people seldom lovable but I wasn't very lovable myself.

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My schooling not only failed to teach me what it professed to be teaching, but prevented me from being educated to an extent which infuriates me when I think of all I might have learned at home by myself.

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Find enough clever things to say, and you're a Prime Minister; write them down and you're a Shakespeare.

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In this world there is always danger for those who are afraid of it.

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Although I cannot lay an egg, I am a very good judge of omelettes

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It is the first duty of every man not to be poor.

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Every Englishman believes that Handel now occupies an important position in heaven. If so, le bon Dieu must feel toward him very much as Louis Treize felt toward Richelieu.

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Science becomes dangerous only when it imagines that it has reached its goal.

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A dinner! How horrible! I am to be made the pretext for killing all those wretched animals and birds, and fish! Thank you for nothing. Now if it were to be a fast instead of a feast; say a solemn three days' abstention from corpses in my honour, I could at least pretend to believe that it was disinterested. Blood sacrifices are not in my line

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Brigham Young lived to become immortal in history as an American Moses by leading his people through the wilderness into an unpromised land.

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The mathematician is fascinated with the marvelous beauty of the forms he constructs, and in their beauty he finds everlasting truth.

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Nothing is more dangerous than a poor doctor: not even a poor employer or a poor landlord.

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Though justice be Thy plea, consider this: That in the course of justice none of us should see salvation. We do pray for mercy, And that same prayer doth teach us all to render The deeds of mercy.

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The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination

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I like to quote myself frequently and often, it makes me sound much more intelligent than I actually am.

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Some people look at the world and say 'why?' Some people look at the world and say 'why not?'

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When your eyes are fixed in the stare of unconsciousness, and your throat coughs the last gasping breath - as one dragged in the dark to a great precipice - what assistance are a wife and child?

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A man's own self is the last person to believe in him, and is harder to cheat than the rest of the world.

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