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Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.

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I really don't think I could consent to go to Heaven if I thought there were no animals there.

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Without art, the crudeness of reality would make the world unbearable.

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Just as the historian can teach no real history until he has cured his readers of the romantic delusion that the greatness of a queen consists in her being a pretty woman and having her head cut off, so the playwright of the first order can do nothing with his audience until he has cured them of looking at the stage through the keyhole, and sniffing round the theatre as prurient people sniff round the divorce court.

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The problem with the press is that they can't tell the difference between a bicycle crash and the end of civilization.

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Give women the vote, and in five years there will be a crushing tax on bachelors.

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Nothing is ever done in this world until men are prepared to kill one another if it is not done.

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Those who understand the steam engine and the electric telegraph spend their lives in trying to replace them with something better.

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The worst sin... is... to be indifferent.

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The function of the actor is to make the audience imagine for the moment that real things are happening to real people.

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The happiness of credulity is a cheap and dangerous quality.

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In this world there is always danger for those who are afraid of it.

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Assassination is the extreme form of censorship; and it seems hard to justify an incitement to it on anti-censorial principles.

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Those who admire modern civilization usually identify it with the steam engine and the electric telegraph.

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Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same.

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An American has no sense of privacy. He does not know what it means.There is no such thing in the country.

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I hate the poor and look forward eagerly to their extermination.

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The shot Irishmen will now take their places beside Emmet and the Manchester Martyrs in Ireland, and beside the heroes of Poland and Sérbia and Belgium in Europe; and nothing in heaven or earth can prevent it.

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A thing that nobody believes cannot be proved too often.

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Schools must not become the agencies through which propaganda advocated by any section of society is spread. The method of control always a crucial problem should be in harmony with the fundamental values and principles of the states and the entire e

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