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When it is a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.

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Every sensible man, every honorable man, must hold the Christian sect in horror." "Christianity is the most ridiculous, the most absurd and bloody religion that has ever infected the world." "Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense." "If we believe absurdities, we shall commit atrocities.

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As you know, the Inquisition is an admirable and wholly Christian invention to make the pope and the monks more powerful and turn a whole kingdom into hypocrites.

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Divorce is probably of nearly the same date as marriage. I believe, however, that marriage is some weeks the more ancient.

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He who can lead you to believe an absurdity can lead you to commit an atrocity.

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Who are you, Nature? I live in you; for fifty years I have been seeking you, and I have not found you yet.

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Alas...I too have known love, that ruler of hearts, that soul of our soul: it's never brought me anything except one kiss and twenty kicks in the rump. How could such a beautiful cause produce such an abominable effect on you?

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Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die without any idea of death, they have no theologians to instruct them, their last moments are not disturbed by unwelcome and unpleasant ceremonies, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills.

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The safest course is to do nothing against one's conscience. With this secret, we can enjoy life and have no fear from death.

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To pray to God is to flatter oneself that with words one can alter nature.

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I read only to please myself, and enjoy only what suits my taste.

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The sentiment of justice is so natural, and so universally acquired by all mankind, that it seems to be independent of all law, all party, all religion.

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Twenty-volume folios will never make a revolution. It’s the little pocket pamphlets that are to be feared.

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Optimism is the madness of insisting that all is well when we are miserable.

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Go get yourself crucified and then rise on the third day.

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One merit of poetry few persons will deny: it says more and in fewer words than prose.

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A witty quote proves nothing.

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In every province, the chief occupations, in order of importance, are lovemaking, malicious gossip, and talking nonsense.

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The superstitious man is to the rogue what the slave is to the tyrant.

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God is always on the side of the heaviest battalions.

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