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It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.

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Give me a few minutes to talk away my face and I can seduce the Queen of France.

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The human brain is a complex organ with the wonderful power of enabling man to find reasons for continuing to believe whatever it is that he wants to believe.

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Observe that noses were made to wear spectacles; and so we have spectacles. Legs were visibly instituted to be breeched, and we have breeches. Stones were formed to be quarried and to build castles; and My Lord has a very noble castle; the greatest Baron in the province should have the best house; and as pigs were made to be eaten, we eat pork all year round; consequently, those who have asserted all is well talk nonsense; they ought to have said that all is for the best.

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Despite the enormous quantity of books, how few people read! And if one reads profitably, one would realize how much stupid stuff the vulgar herd is content to swallow every day.

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If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent Him.

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History is nothing but a pack of tricks that we play upon the dead.

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Let all the laws be clear, uniform and precise for interpreting laws is almost always to corrupt them.

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The Bible. That is what fools have written, what imbeciles commend, what rogues teach and young children are made to learn by heart.

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Pleasure has its time; so too, has wisdom. Make love in thy youth, and in old age attend to thy salvation.

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The composition of a tragedy requires testicles.

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Je ne suis pas d'accord avec ce que vous dites, mais je d‚fendrai jusqu'... la mort le droit que vous avez de le dire/ I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it

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Happiness is not the portion of man.

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Go get yourself crucified and then rise on the third day.

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The true character of liberty is independence, maintained by force.

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It is lamentable, that to be a good patriot one must become the enemy of the rest of mankind.

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Martin in particular concluded that man was born to live either in the convulsions of misery, or in the lethargy of boredom.

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The opportunity for doing mischief is found a hundred times a day, and of doing good once in a year.

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We have our arts, the ancients had theirs... We cannot raise obelisks a hundred feet high in a single piece, but our meridians are more exact.

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In every province, the chief occupations, in order of importance, are lovemaking, malicious gossip, and talking nonsense.

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