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A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.

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Don't give your son money. As far as you can afford it, give him horses.

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The loyalties which center upon number one are enormous. If he trips, he must be sustained. If he make mistakes, they must be covered. If he sleeps, he must not be wantonly disturbed. If he is no good, he must be pole-axed.

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Watch your thoughts, they become your words.

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He has to conceal what he would most wish to make public, and make public what he would most wish to conceal.

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Lobbyists are the touts of protected industries.

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Here Churchill repeats with approval a statement he had first made in January, 1930 "at a meeting at the Cannon Street Hotel." "Sooner or later you will have to crush Gandhi and the Indian Congress and all they stand for."

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Science bestowed immense new powers on man, and at the same time, created conditions which were largely beyond his comprehension.

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Do you know why the nose of the bull dog is sloped backwards? So it can keep on breathing without ever letting go.

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Millions who could not follow closely or accurately the main events of the War looked day after day in the papers for the fortunes of Mafeking, and when finally the news of its relief was flashed throughout the world, the streets of London became impassable, and the floods of sterling, cockney patriotism were released in such a deluge of unbridled, delirious joy as was never witnessed again till Armistace Night, 1918.

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I have always noticed that whenever a radical takes to Imperialism, he catches it in a very acute form.

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The arts are essential to any complete national life. The State owes it to itself to sustain and encourage them. [...] Ill fares the race which fails to salute the arts with the reverence and delight which are their due.

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Without victory there is no survival!

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Young people at universities study to achieve knowledge and not to learn a trade. We must all learn how to support ourselves, but we must also learn how to live. We need a lot of engineers in the modern world, but we do not want a world of modern engineers.

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The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.

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The statesman who yields to war fever must realise that once the signal is given, he is no longer the master of policy but the slave of unforeseeable and uncontrollable events.

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The shortest road to ruin is to emulate the methods of your adversary.

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Russia is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.

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The Russians will try all the rooms in a house, enter those that are not locked, and when they come to one that cannot be broken into, they will withdraw and invite you to dine genially that same evening.

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It is not open to the cool bystander . . . to set himself up as an impartial judge of events which would never have occurred had he outstretched a helping hand in time.

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