Oscar Wilde Quotes, Funny Quotes, Drinking Quotes

Too much work, and no vacation, Deserves at least a small libation. So hail! my friends, and raise your glasses, Work's the curse of the drinking classes.

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All the contact I have had with politics has left me feeling as though I had been drinking out of spitoons.

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Would that I were a dry well, and that the people tossed stones into me, for that would be easier than to be a spring of flowing water that the thirsty pass by, and from which they avoid drinking.

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You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label.

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You know a little drink now and then never hurt nobody, but when you can't git started without asking the bottle, you in trouble.

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I have very poor and unhappy brains for drinking: I could well wish courtesy would invent some other custom of entertainment.

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Once again decent citizens will be able to enter this house of worship, kneel down in front of a nearly-naked man hanging from a wooden apparatus by a series of gruesome body piercings, and engage in their bizarre practices of ritualized blood-drinking and cannibalism without being assaulted by graphic images of attractive young women with bare breasts.

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Why, if 'tis dancing you would be, There's brisker pipes than poetry. Say, for what were hop-yards meant, Or why was Burton built on Trent? Oh many a peer of England brews Livelier liquor than the Muse, And malt does more than Milton can To justify God's ways to man. Ale, man, ale's the stuff to drink For fellows whom it hurts to think: Look into the pewter pot To see the world as the world's not.

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There's a difference between the world ending tomorrow and just drinking and drugging yourself to death.

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The sacred pint alone can unbind the tongue.

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I think if I could not get myself off my cushion, off my couch, or away from whatever I'm eating - or drinking or partying or whatever - if I couldn't get away from that, I would have a heavy heart.

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One day you are drinking the wine, and they next day you are picking the grapes.

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Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.

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Only the unimaginative can fail to find a reason for drinking Champagne

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Now is the time for drinking; now the time to beat the earth with unfettered foot.

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The free man owns himself. He can damage himself with either eating or drinking; he can ruin himself with gambling. If he does he is certainly a damn fool, and he might possibly be a damned soul; but if he may not, he is not a free man any more than a dog.

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A statesman is an easy man, he tells his lies by rote. A journalist invents his lies, and rams them down your throat. So stay at home and drink your beer and let the neighbors vote.

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It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people.

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He [Barack Obama] talked about a crisises and he was blaming the Republicans on this crisises. It's like me blaming my wife for my drinking. I don't se how this is the Republicans fault.

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Drinking is a way of ending the day.

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