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Why, you might just as well say that, I see what I eat, is the same as, I eat what I see.

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TRICHINOSIS, n. The pig's reply to proponents of porcophagy.

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The winter evening settles down With smell of steaks in passageways.

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A man wants nothing so badly as a gooseberry farm.

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EAT, v.i. To perform successively (and successfully) the functions of mastication, humectation, and deglutition. 'I was in the drawing-room, enjoying my dinner,' said Brillat-Savarin, beginning an anecdote. 'What!' interrupted Rochebriant; 'eating dinner in a drawing-room?' 'I must beg you to observe, monsieur,' explained the great gastronome, 'that I did not say I was eating my dinner, but enjoying it. I had dined an hour before.'

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Things sweet to taste prove in digestion sour.

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Acorns were good until bread was found.

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PORTUGUESE, n.pl. A species of geese indigenous to Portugal. They are mostly without feathers and imperfectly edible, even when stuffed with garlic.

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The strawberry grows underneath the nettle And wholesome berries thrive and ripen best Neighbour'd by fruit of baser quality.

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Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have.

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MANNA, n. A food miraculously given to the Israelites in the wilderness. When it was no longer supplied to them they settled down and tilled the soil, fertilizing it, as a rule, with the bodies of the original occupants.

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Nothing will benefit human health and increase the chances for survival of life on Earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet.

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And every day when I've been good, I get an orange after food.

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I can reason down or deny everything, except this perpetual Belly: feed he must and will, and I cannot make him respectable.

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There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.

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The greatest delight the fields and woods minister is the suggestion of an occult relation between man and the vegetable. I am not alone and unacknowledged. They nod to me and I to them.

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God gives the nuts, but he does not crack them.

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PIG, n. An animal ("Porcus omnivorus") closely allied to the human race by the splendor and vivacity of its appetite, which, however, is inferior in scope, for it sticks at pig.

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We don't care to eat toadstools that think they are truffles.

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But beef is rare within these oxless isles; Goat's flesh there is, no doubt, and kid, and mutton; And, when a holiday upon them smiles, A joint upon their barbarous spits they put on.

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