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He receives comfort like cold porridge.

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Deliberation, n.: The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is buttered on.

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A chop is a piece of leather skillfully attached to a bone and administered to the patients at restaurants.

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There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.

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Too many cooks spoil the broth

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Never commit yourself to a cheese without having first examined it.

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The greatest delight the fields and woods minister is the suggestion of an occult relation between man and the vegetable. I am not alone and unacknowledged. They nod to me and I to them.

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But beef is rare within these oxless isles; Goat's flesh there is, no doubt, and kid, and mutton; And, when a holiday upon them smiles, A joint upon their barbarous spits they put on.

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Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

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There was a little plate of hothouse nectarines on the table, and there was another of grapes, and another of sponge-cakes, and there was a bottle of light wine ... 'This is my frugal breakfast ... Give me my peach, my cup of coffee, and my claret.'

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Fill with mingled cream and amber, I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chamber of my brain — Quaintest thoughts — queerest fancies Come to life and fade away; What care I how time advances? I am drinking ale today.

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SAUCE, n. The one infallible sign of civilization and enlightenment. A people with no sauces has one thousand vices; a people with one sauce has only nine hundred and ninety-nine. For every sauce invented and accepted a vice is renounced and forgiven.

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Mr Leopold Bloom ate with relish the inner organs of beasts and fowls. He liked thick giblet soup, nutty gizzards, a stuffed roast heart, liverslices fried with crustcrumbs, fried hencods' roes. Most of all he liked grilled mutton kidneys which gave to his palate a fine tang of faintly scented urine.

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The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.

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MANNA, n. A food miraculously given to the Israelites in the wilderness. When it was no longer supplied to them they settled down and tilled the soil, fertilizing it, as a rule, with the bodies of the original occupants.

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In the end they will lay their freedom at our feet and say to us, Make us your slaves, but feed us.

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For if you bake bread with indifference, you bake a bitter bread that feeds but half man's hunger.

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What's drinking? A mere pause from thinking!

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CRAYFISH, n. A small crustacean very much resembling the lobster, but less indigestible.

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A genial hearth, a hospitable board, and a refined rusticity.

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