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The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday - but never jam today.

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It is a very poor consolation to be told that the man who has given one a bad dinner, or poor wine, is irreproachable in private life. Even the cardinal virtues cannot atone for half-cold entrees.

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SAUCE, n. The one infallible sign of civilization and enlightenment. A people with no sauces has one thousand vices; a people with one sauce has only nine hundred and ninety-nine. For every sauce invented and accepted a vice is renounced and forgiven.

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Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.

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When the time comes that a man has had his dinner, then the true man comes to the surface

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Deliberation, n.: The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is buttered on.

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To a man with an empty stomach food is God

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Bad cooks - and the utter lack of reason in the kitchen - have delayed human development longest and impaired it most.

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TEETOTALER, n. One who abstains from strong drink, sometimes totally, sometimes tolerably totally.

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The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.

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Thy food is such As hath been belch'd on by infected lungs.

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The strawberry grows underneath the nettle And wholesome berries thrive and ripen best Neighbour'd by fruit of baser quality.

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Let the stoics say what they please, we do not eat for the good of living, but because the meat is savory and the appetite is keen.

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Desserts are like mistresses. They are bad for you. So if you are having one, you might as well have two.

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SATIETY, n. The feeling that one has for the plate after he has eaten its contents, madam.

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It was for bringing the cook tulip-roots instead of onions.

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MANNA, n. A food miraculously given to the Israelites in the wilderness. When it was no longer supplied to them they settled down and tilled the soil, fertilizing it, as a rule, with the bodies of the original occupants.

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RAREBIT n. A Welsh rabbit, in the speech of the humorless, who point out that it is not a rabbit. To whom it may be solemnly explained that the comestible known as toad-in-a-hole is really not a toad, and that riz-de-veau à la financière is not the smile of a calf prepared after the recipe of a she banker.

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Bait the hook well. This fish will bite.

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Marxism: The theory that all the important things in history are rooted in an economic motive, that history is a science, a science of the search for food.

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