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For if you bake bread with indifference, you bake a bitter bread that feeds but half man's hunger.

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SATIETY, n. The feeling that one has for the plate after he has eaten its contents, madam.

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There is not a thing that is more positive than bread.

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All human history attests That happiness for man, - the hungry sinner! - Since Eve ate apples, much depends on dinner. ~Lord Byron, Don Juan, Canto XIII, stanza 99

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Glutton- A person who escapes the evils of moderation by committing dyspepsia.

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A man wants nothing so badly as a gooseberry farm.

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Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.

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Gluttony is a great fault; but we do not necessarily dislike a glutton. We only dislike the glutton when he becomes a gourmet-that is, we only dislike him when he not only wants the best for himself, but knows what is best for other people.

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Fill with mingled cream and amber, I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chamber of my brain — Quaintest thoughts — queerest fancies Come to life and fade away; What care I how time advances? I am drinking ale today.

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So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being.

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Fame is a fickle food Upon a shifting plate, Whose table once a Guest, but not The second time, is set. Whose crumbs the crows inspect, And with ironic caw Flap past it to the Farmer's corn; Men eat of it and die.

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A man can live and be healthy without killing animals for food; therefore, if he eats meat, he participates in taking animal life merely for the sake of his appetite.

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There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.

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Feast, n. A festival. A religious celebration usually signalized by gluttony and drunkenness, frequently in honor of some holy person distinguished for abstemiousness.

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There are no standards of taste in wine... Each man's own taste is the standard, and a majority vote cannot decide for him or in any slightest degree affect the supremacy of his own standard.

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A chop is a piece of leather skillfully attached to a bone and administered to the patients at restaurants.

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Here is a rural fellow that will not be denied your Highness' presence: he brings you figs.

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Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

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The real, native South Seas food is lousy. You can't eat it.

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RAREBIT n. A Welsh rabbit, in the speech of the humorless, who point out that it is not a rabbit. To whom it may be solemnly explained that the comestible known as toad-in-a-hole is really not a toad, and that riz-de-veau à la financière is not the smile of a calf prepared after the recipe of a she banker.

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