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  • Umar ki raah mein JAZBAAT badal jate hai, Waqt ki AAndhi me HALLAT badal jaate hai, Sochta hoon kaam kar kar ke Record tod dun, Lekin kambhakt salary dekhte he KHAYAAL badal jaate hai..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Jailer – Suna hain tum Shayar ho Kuch sunao yaar . . . . Qaidi – “Gum-E-Ulfat me jo zindagi kati humari Jis din jamanat huyi zindagi khatam tumhari”
    • 9 years ago



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  • Tu chamm chamm kar ke aai, Aur chamm chamm kar chale gai. Me SINDUR ka Diba leke Khade thhe, Tu RAKHI Bandhha ke Chale gai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Tum Ho Subah or Sham Ki Tarah, . Tum Ho Khushiyo Ke Paigam Ki Tarah, . TumKo Mene Kab Bhulaya, . Tum to Yad Rhte Ho Muje Mere Naam Ki Tarah.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Student Shayari On Exams - Charo aur padayi ka saya hain, Saare paper mein zero aaya h, Hum to yuhi chal dete h bina muh dhoye exam dene, Aur log kehte hain, Sala raat bhar padh ke aaya hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • Judge – You are crossing the limits. Lawyer – Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai? Judge – How dare you call me saala? Lawyer – My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Devanand k chere par aaj bhi chamk hai Wah wa devanand k chere par aaj bhi chamk ha Wah wah Kya aapke toothpaste me Namak hai?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Bina make-up ke ladki khas lagti hai Make-up karle to bindas lagti hai Papa ke sath jaye to udas lagti hai Par jab jaye akeli to jhakas lagti hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Agar "TITANIC" picture koi gujarati director banata to uska naam kya rakhta ? socho... socho... "Naavdi Dubi Gori Taara Gaam Ma"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Raj teri ankho me Dard ka jo rang hai Wah wah Raj teri ankho me dard ka jo rang hai Chai ki ye Umang hai Tarang Hi Tarang Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • ISHQ me Hum Huye Itne Pagal ki Humne Unki Zulfon k Saaye me rehne ki kasam kha dali Woh Nikli itni Bewafa ki usne apni Zulfen hi kata dali.
    • 9 years ago



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  • ना वक्त इतना हैं कि सिलेबस पूरा किया जाए;
    ना तरकीब कोई की एग्जाम पास किया जाए;
    ना जाने कौन सा दर्द दिया है इस पढ़ाई ने;
    ना रोया जाय और ना सोया जाए।
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ye Zindagi Tere Saath Ho, Ye Arzoo Din Raat Ho Mai Tere Sang Sang Chalu, Tu Har Safar Mai Mere Sath Ho Mai Kanto Par Bhi Chal Padu, Tere Pyar Ki Jab Barsat Ho Kabhi Sham Dhale Jab Hum Mile, Na Din Dhale Na Raat Ho Ye Zindagi Bas Tere Sath Ho. lv
    • 9 years ago



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  • Arz kia he.. Suhagrat he Ghunghat utha rha hu Wah wah Suhagrat he Ghunghat utha rha hu Arey ye to koi or he Mai Mummy ko bula rha hu...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Chor Chori Karne Ek Ghar Mein Ghusa, Malik: Kaun Hai? Chor: Miyaaun… Malik: Kaun Hai? Chor: Miyaaun… Malik: Kaun Hai? Chor: Sale Billi Hai Billi…
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pani ko daaru bana dete , apke liye darru ka tub bharwa dete , kambhakht pite nahi ho aap wrna taj mahal ko "beer bar" or mumtaj ko "bar girl" bana dete
    • 9 years ago



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  • Arz Kiya Hai Ki... . Gam Hai,, Tanhai Hai.. Dard Hai,, Ruswai Hai.. Zaalim Tu Bhi To Kabhi Sms Kiya Kar, . Meri Kya Govrnment Ne Duty Lagayi Hai.;-);-)
    • 9 years ago



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  • Khwaish aisi ki aasman tak ja sako Dua aisi ki khuda ko pa sako. Jeene ke liye pal bahut kam hai, Jiyo aise ke har pal mein zindgi pa sako…
    • 9 years ago



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