AaJ KaL Ki Ladkiya Husn Pe NaaZ Karti Hai..
Wah...wah...
AaJ KaL Ki Ladkiya Husn Pe NaaZ Karti Hai..
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Grammar to aata nahi Magar english mein baat karti hai
A Chinese Couple Mr. Hoyo & Mrs. Hoyo Had White Twin Babies
They Named:
1. Jo Hoyo
2. So Hoyo
Next Year They Had One Black Baby
They Name, “Yo Ke Hoyo”!
STUDENT KE DARD KO UNIVERSITY KYA JANE
COLLEGE KE RIVAZO KO PARENTS KYA JANE
HOTI HAI KITNI TAQLEEF EK PAPER LIKHNE ME
WOH PAPER CHECK KARNE WALE KYA JANE.
Aaj Ni Chokri O Ne Ekj Problem,
Dhoti Vala Gamta Nathi,
Jeans Vala Sara Hota Nati,
NRI Malta Nathi,
Ane “Mara” Jeva Sidha Chokrao Prem Ma Padta Nathi..
Ak ladki thii jo hamko hamesa pyar se dekhte thii.
SUNO YARO ak ladki thii jo hamko hamesa pyar se dekhte thii.
Dukh bat to ye h ki....
Wo merehi 8 mahine ki choti beti thiii.
Duniya Walo Se Chupa Kar Unki Tasveer Bathroom Mein Laga Rakhi Hai,
Wah Wah…
Duniya Walo Se Chupa Kar Unki Tasvir Bathroom Mein Laga Rakhi Hai,
Aur Har Ghadi Unka Didar Ho Isliye Julab Ki Goli Kha Rakhi Hai…
Dekho kitna zalim hai ye zamana jo hume tumse milne se rokta hai,
jabbhi koshish karte hai tumse milne ki yahi keheh kar tokta hai,
ki mat jao us kutte ke pas wo to sabko dekh kar bhonkta hai.....
Ek ladka ek ladki ko bata rahihai -
Ladka:- Tum bahot shundar ho !
Ladki:- Really .
Ladka:- Tum bahot shundar ho !!
Ladki:- Ok .
Ladka:- Tum bahot shundar ho !!!
Ladki:- Hmm, main jangaya main bahot shundar hoo.
Ladka :- Tum bahot shundar ho !!!!
Ladki :- Oh toh hoo , isski aagai kuchtoh batao .
Ladka:- Jisko dekhkar mari joban par arkuch nahi ata hai .
Anuraj
Book khulte hi exam ka sama hota hai,
aise mousam mai hi to dimag kharab hota hai.
dimag ki baatein paper main nahi aati,
ye fasana to mark sheet per bayan hota hai…..
Javab Main Bhi
Saval Main Bhi
Aaj Main Bhi Filhal Main Bhi
Zindagi Kis Kadar Rulati Hai
Jab Tu Yad Ati Hai
Rakib Main Bhi
Yaroo Main Bhi
Tanhai Main Bhi Charo Main Bhi Zindagi
Din Main Tare Dikhati Hai
Jab Tu Yad Ati Hai
Mohabbat Karli Tumse Bahut Sochne Ke Baad,
Ab Kisi Ko Dekhna Nahi Tumhe Dekhne Ke Baad,
Duniya Chhod Denge Tumhe Pane Ke Baad,
Khuda Maaf Kare Itna Jhooth Bolne Ke Baad!