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  • Woh choom lain aik bar to aati nahi neend, unki awaz suntay suntay raat jati hai beet, is liye kehte hoon yeh risk na uthao, “MORTIEN JALAO MACHAR BHAGAO”
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dil Mein Ek Shor Ho Raha Hai Bin Message Ke Dil Bore Ho Raha Hai Kahi Aisa To Nahi Mera Ek Pyara Sa Dost Ab Tak Ghar Ke Bartan Dho Raha Hai…
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teri shiddat-e-Mohbbt k Diye Jala kr, Shab-e-Tanhai M Tujhe DhOnda Aksr, kbhi Teri AnkhOn M khud kO Uttarte Dekha, kbhi Tere HOntOn ko Apne HOntOn se Lgaya Aksr, Apni BahOn k Saye M Sula lO Mujhko, k Teri Yaad ki DhOop Ne jlaya Aksr, Jee mai aata Hai k Tujh Se Lipat k Roo Du k Ab Bardasht nhi hoti judai Aksr...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Main Ek Seedha Sadha Insan Hu Par Main Apni Baayi Aankh Se Pareshan Hu Jab Bhi Main Kisi Ko Dekhta Hu Meri Baayi Aankh Chal Jati Hai Bachpan Ka Ek Kissa Suniye, Ye Baat Hai Bachpan Ki Meri Class Me Padhti Thi Rekha Maine Usko Dekha Meri Baayi Aankh Chal Gayee Wo Uchhal Gayee Machal Gayee, Aur Kaksha Se Nikal Gayee Principal Madam Ka Bulawa Aaya Unhone Mujhe Lamba Chowra Bhashan Pilaya Isse Pehle Ki Wo Mujhe Aur Kuch Keh Paati Meri Baayi Aakh Chal Gayee Unhone Mujhe Vidyalaya Se Nikala Phir Mai Sidha Andaman Aa Pahucha Andaman Me Meri Shadi Ki Baat Chali Jaise Hi Maine Sasu Ji Ko Dekha Meri Baayi Aankh Chal Gayee Sasur Ji Kehne Lage Bete Shadi Karne Aaye Ho Meri Beti Se Aur Line Marte Ho Meri Patni Ko Tabse Main Kunwara Tha Shayad Bhagvan Ko Mujh Par Taras Aaya Unhone Mujhe Shivani Se Milaya Maine Use Apna Haal Bataya Tab Jake Usne Mujhe Apnaya Ab Main Shadi Shuda Hoon Aur Ek Natkhat Chulbuli Beti (Vaibhavi) Ka Baap Hoon…
    • 9 years ago



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  • Khate Hain Kasam Hum, Aapko Kabhi Khone Nahin Denge, Aap Ho Jaao Hum Se Juda, Hum Aisa Hone Nahin Denge, Aaapko Bhijwa Rahe Hain, Keemti Tohfa Machhron Ka, Jo Raaat Bhar, Aap Ko Sone Nahin Denge…
    • 9 years ago



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  • Wo lal gulabo ko dekh teri yaad aa gayi. wah wah . wo lal gulabo ko dekh teri yaad aa gayi. wah wah . isse pehle mai inhe kharidata yaar unhe bakri kha gayi. wah wah.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sahil Ki Geeli Ret Per Do Lover Baithe The Girlfriend Ne Ladke Ka Hath Pakad Ke Kaha Tum Bolte Kyu Nahi… Wo Muskura Diya Aur Ret Per Likha, Mere Moonh Mein Gutka Hai…
    • 9 years ago



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  • Mountain Dew Peene Se Ud Jata Hai Fear. Basically Ur Concepts R Not Clear. Wah.. Wah.. Dost Ne Pucha Exam Me "5th Ans Batao" Maine Kaha "Melody Khao Khud Jaan Jao" Ek Or Arz Kia Hai, Maine Piya Aapka Khoon. Gd Aftrnoon Gd Aftrnoon Bas Ek Aur, Apke Pyar Me Pagal Ho Gaye Peter. Ab Hero Honda Splendor 80km Per Litre..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pyar karne ki apni 1 reet hai.. Pyaar ka dusra naam hi to Preet hai… Isliye Try maro har Ladki (girl) par.. . Kyunki . Darr ke aage Jeet hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Na janne kab koi taara toot jaaye. na janne kab koi annsoo aankh se choot jaaye. kuch pal hamare sath bhi hass lo na jaane kab tumhare daant toot jaaye..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Javani aave to masti lage che, paranya pacchi te sasti lage che, teniyo aave to vasti lage che, ane pacchi to love letter pan pasti lage che...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Aarz kiya hai, Khuda bachaye tumhe in hasino se, nazino se, in mahzebino se, Par in hasino ko kaun bachaye tum jaise Kamino se!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Phone ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai. Balance rakhkar bhi log garib hote hai Khud to msg karte nahi hai, Muft ke msg padhne ke kitne shauqin hote hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Arz hai... Aap hamare dil me base ho. . Aap hamare dil me base ho... Wah wah... Thoda side ho jao saans lene wale pipe me fase ho.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Hawaye kehti he dosti kr Fizaye kehti he pyar kar Bahare kehti he shadi kar Par ghar wale kehte hai BAKWAS BAND KAR or padai kar
    • 9 years ago



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  • The Best SMS Joke On Doctor Dr. To Patient’s Friend – Agar Ek Ghanta Pehle Le Aate To Hum Isse Bacha Lete… Friend: Abe Sale, 15 Minute Pehle To Accident Hua Hai… :-D Wah Doctor Bhai… Wah!
    • 9 years ago



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  • MUST READ: Arre Hame to apno ne luta tha... Gairo me kahan dum tha... Meri haddi wahan tuti jaha hospital band tha. mujhe us ABULANCE Me dala jiska petrol kum tha . Mujhe RIKSHE Me isliye bithaya kyuki uska kiraya kam tha.. Mujhe doctron ne uthaya. nursonme kaha dum tha.. Mujhe us bed pe litaya. Jiske neeche BOMB Tha... Mujhe bomb se udaaya, goli me kaha dum tha.. Aur COLLEGE Me Dafnaya Kyuki KABARISTAAN Me FUNCTION THA... Lol...!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dil torne wale ko saza nahi milti, Har kisi ko pyar karne ki dua nahi milti, Log kahte hai ishq to ek rog hai, To phir medical store pe iski "Dawa" kyu nahi milti.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jaye To Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye, Isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS Ban jaye…
    • 9 years ago



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