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  • Arz hai.. unki galiyon ke chakkar kaat kaatte kutte hamare yaar ho gaye, wo to hamare na ho sake par hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Aisi WANI boliye ki jamkar JHAGDA hoye, Gour farmaye..! Aisi wani boliye ki jamkar JHAGDA hoye, Par usse na boliye jo aap se TAGDA hoye!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar Become Shayer.... now a shayeri From Sardar Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi, Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamdaar Hum Bhi Nahi, Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par Aake Kehte Ho Shadishuda Ho To Kya Hua Darling? Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin
    • 9 years ago



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  • ISHQ me Hum Huye Itne Pagal ki Humne Unki Zulfon k Saaye me rehne ki kasam kha dali Woh Nikli itni Bewafa ki usne apni Zulfen hi kata dali.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Arz kiya hai...Udhar aap majabur baithe hain... Idhar hum khamosh baithe hain. Baat ho to kaise ho.. Jab dono taraf do kanjush baithe hain.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek ladka ek ladki ko bata rahihai - Ladka:- Tum bahot shundar ho ! Ladki:- Really . Ladka:- Tum bahot shundar ho !! Ladki:- Ok . Ladka:- Tum bahot shundar ho !!! Ladki:- Hmm, main jangaya main bahot shundar hoo. Ladka :- Tum bahot shundar ho !!!! Ladki :- Oh toh hoo , isski aagai kuchtoh batao . Ladka:- Jisko dekhkar mari joban par arkuch nahi ata hai . Anuraj
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek kutta roz ek ladki se milne jata hai wah wah.. ek kutta roz ek ladki se milne jata hai ab tum hi batao YE Rishta kya kehlata hai?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Javab Main Bhi Saval Main Bhi Aaj Main Bhi Filhal Main Bhi Zindagi Kis Kadar Rulati Hai Jab Tu Yad Ati Hai Rakib Main Bhi Yaroo Main Bhi Tanhai Main Bhi Charo Main Bhi Zindagi Din Main Tare Dikhati Hai Jab Tu Yad Ati Hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dil Ka Dard Dil Todne Wala Kya Jaane Pyar Ke Rivazon Ko Zamana Kya Jaane Hoti Hai Kitni Takleef Ladki Pataane Mein Ye Ghar Baitha Uska Baap Kya Jaane
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 kavi garibi se tang aa kr Daku Ban gya, Daketi karne 1 bank gya or kaha Arz kiya hai Takdir mein jo hai wahi milega.. Hands Up,Koi apni Jagah se nhi Hilega!! :P Fir cashier se kaha Apne kuch khwab meri ankho se nikal lo Jo kuch bi tmhare pas h jldi se is bag me dal do!! Bahut koshish krta hu teri yad bhulane ki.. Khabrdar, koi koshish na kare police ko bulane ki.!! Fir jate-jate kaha.. Bhula de mujhe kya jata h tera. Mai goli mar dunga jo kisi ne picha kia mera
    • 9 years ago



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  • Devanand k chere par aaj bhi chamk hai Wah wa devanand k chere par aaj bhi chamk ha Wah wah Kya aapke toothpaste me Namak hai?
    • 9 years ago



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  • SOHAIL teri ankho me Dard ka jo rang hai Wah wah SOHAIL teri ankho me dard ka jo rang hai Chai ki ye Umang hai Tarang Hi Tarang Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Rehne ki yaha sabki aukat nai hoti 2-3 peg (daru) k bina yaha raat nai hoti Ye MUMBAI hai mere Dosto Ishq Or daru k bina yaha baat nahi hoti.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Haste dilo me gham bhi hai, muskurati aankhe kabhi nam bhi hai, dua karte hai aapki hansi kabhi na ruke, kyunki apki muskurahat ke deewane hum bhi hai…
    • 9 years ago



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  • MUST READ: Arre Hame to apno ne luta tha... Gairo me kahan dum tha... Meri haddi wahan tuti jaha hospital band tha. mujhe us ABULANCE Me dala jiska petrol kum tha . Mujhe RIKSHE Me isliye bithaya kyuki uska kiraya kam tha.. Mujhe doctron ne uthaya. nursonme kaha dum tha.. Mujhe us bed pe litaya. Jiske neeche BOMB Tha... Mujhe bomb se udaaya, goli me kaha dum tha.. Aur COLLEGE Me Dafnaya Kyuki KABARISTAAN Me FUNCTION THA... Lol...!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Kar Gyi Ghar Mera Khali Mere So Jaane Ke Baad Mujhko Dhadka Tha Ke Kuch Hoga Tere Aane Ke Baad Maine Dono Baar Thane Mein Likhayi Thi Report Ek Tere Aane Se Pehle, Ek Tere Jaane Ke Baad…
    • 9 years ago



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  • Zindagi Ki Rahon Mein Jab Koi Mod Aaye, Vah, Vah, Irshaad, Irshaad, Zindagi Ki Rahon Mein Jab Koi Mod Aaye, Toh Toh Toh Give Indicator Blow Horn Aur Mud Jaaye….
    • 9 years ago



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  • Aarz kiya hai, Khuda bachaye tumhe in hasino se, nazino se, in mahzebino se, Par in hasino ko kaun bachaye tum jaise Kamino se!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Devu che Dil maru Daan Ma.. Wah.. wah.. wah.. Devu che Dil maru Daan Ma.. Wah.. wah.. wah.. Devu che Dil maru Daan Ma... Che Koi "Maal" tamara Dhyan Ma..??
    • 9 years ago



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