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Tution PJ..
Dekho Wo Ladki Kitni Jhakkas Hai
Gour Farmaiye
Dekho Wo Ladki Kitni Jhakkas Hai
Bacho, Kal Tumhari 1 Ghante Ki Xtra Class Hai
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वो मेरी किस्मत मेरी तकदीर हो गयी; हमने उनकी याद में इतने ख़त लिखे कि; वह ‘रद्दी’ बेचकर ही अमीर हो गयी!
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Na ishq kar mare yaar yeh ladkiya (girls) bahut satati hai,
na karna in par aitbaar yah kharcha bahut karwati hai,
recharge tum karwa ke dete ho aur number mera lagati hai..
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Mohabbat Karli Tumse Bahut Sochne
Ke Baad, Ab Kisi Ko Dekhna Nahi
Tumhein Dekhne Ke Baad, Dunia Chod
Deinge Tumhein Pane K Baad, Khuda
Maff Kre Itna Jhoot Bolne Ke Baad!
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Chali jati hain wo beauty parlour mein yun,
Unka maksad hain misaal-e-hoor ho jana..
Ab kon samjhaye en ladkiyo ko
Mumkin nahi kishmish ka fir se angur ho jana :-P
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Pyara Sa Koi
Sandesh Bhej
Do.
Dosti Ka Saccha
Updesh Bhej Do.
Agr
Dosto Ko 1 SmS
Nhi Bhej Skte
To
PLz Kisi Ko
Apna Mobile
Bech Do.
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Chor Pkdvanu Machin Shodhayu...
U.S.A Ma 1 Divas Ma 15 Chor Pkdya,
.
Rashiya Ma 20,
.
Chin Ma 30,
.
India Ma 1 Klak Ma To Machin Choray Gyu....!!!
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Dil Ka Dard Dil Todne Wala Kya Jaane
Pyar Ke Rivazon Ko Zamana Kya Jaane
Hoti Hai Kitni Takleef Ladki Pataane Mein
Ye Ghar Baitha Uska Baap Kya Jaane
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Mohabbat Karli Tumse Bahut Sochne Ke Baad,
Ab Kisi Ko Dekhna Nahi Tumhe Dekhne Ke Baad,
Duniya Chhod Denge Tumhe Pane Ke Baad,
Khuda Maaf Kare Itna Jhooth Bolne Ke Baad!
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Phone mat kiya karo dear,
Mom hoti hai near,
Papa se lagta hai fear,
Baat nahi hoti clear,
Isliye Sms karo dear,
Without fear &very clear.
By-Raymon
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Aaj KaaL Ki Ladkiya Husn Pe Naaz Karti He,
Wah wah...
Aaj KaaL Ki Ladkiya Husn Pe Naaz Karti He,
Grammer To Ata Nhi,
Mgr English Me Baat Karti He??
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Rishtay torr deti hai GF
insaan ko tanha kar deti hai GF
Naa aanay dena dil ke kareeb kabhi
isko
kayu ke dil se dharkan ko juda kar deti har GF
.
.
.
GF bolay to
galat fehmi
jo abi apko hogi.
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ek aashiq ka dard wahi samajh pata hai
ek aashiq ka dard wahi samajh pata hai
jo na na karte huye bhi use apni behan banata hai.
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, New Whatsapp Status
आंखों में नमीं थी और विटामिन की कमी थी…. ; ; ; वाह–वाह, : ; ; जिस -से रात-भर Chatting की वो Girlfriend की मम्मी थी…!!! :joy::grin::joy::grin::joy::grin:
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Chand ko tod dunga suraj ko fod dunga,
Chand ko tod dunga suraj ko fod dunga,
Agar tum haan kahe janeman to,
peheliwali ko chod dunga. . .
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Hamesha hasne walo ko b gum ho skta h
wah wah
Hamesha hasne walo ko b gum ho skta h
wah wah
.
.
koi b lawaris vastu na chhuye usme bum ho skta hai..
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Kabhi Hausla Aazma Lena Chahiye
Bure Waqt Me Muskara Lena Chahiye
Jab Saat Din Me Bhi Khujli Naa Mite To
Aathve Din Achhe se Naha Lena Chahiye.
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