60 Year Old Couple At Dinner.
Wife: It Is So Romantic Today,
My Breasts Feel So Warm.
Husband Smiled And Said:
Of-course Dear,
Because One Is Hanging
In The Coffee & The Other In The Soup.
Kahte hain..
Shaadi ki gaantth to
Aasman mein hi bandh jati hai..
Insan to sirf petikot salwar bra ki
Gaantthe kholne ke liye hi
Zamin par bheja jaata hai.
Ek aurat saheli se:
Mujhe bachcha nahi ho raha!
Saheli: Tumhara pati namard hoga..?
Aurat: Mera Pati kya,
Mujhe to tumhara pati bhi namard hi lagta hai.
Sir Miss k B*obs daba Raha tha to
1 Bache ne Dekh Lia
Sir-Beta
Miss k Sine me Dard H Islye Daba
Raha hu
.
.
Bacha- Bhen k Lavde HBO Dekhta hu Pogo Nahi..
I have a confession to make
ever since I met u
Its been hard for me to 4get u
Every night I see u in my dreams
And find myself shouting
GHOST GHOST !!!
Boy=Mujhe pyar karti ho
To kal college me White dress pehn ke aana.
Ladki Black pehn k i
Boy=Tu jab jhuki to maine dekh liya
Ke tu mujhe andar se pyar karti hai.