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  • Girl: Aj meri dil ka operation hai. Boy: pata hai Girl: I love u Boy: mai b b0ht pyar krta hun tumse. Operation k bad jab larki ko hosh aya To sirf uska baap khara tha. Girl: wo kahan hai ? Father: tumhe ni pata tumhe dil kisne dia ? Girl: what ? Or zor zor se r0ne lagi. Father: mazak kar raha hun Kamina Bahar Samose Kha raha hai...
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Romantic Funny SMS
  • After robbing d Bank, Robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing? Clerk: Yes. Robber shot him dead & Asked d next clerk: Did u? 2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Romantic Funny SMS
  • Vikhari : sahab 6 rupees do coffe pina hai, Malik : kyun coffee to 3 rupees hai, V : sahab sat me girlfreind bhi hai, M : vikhari hokar v girlfreind bana lia ? V : nehi sahab girlfreind vikhari bana diya.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Romantic Funny SMS
  • Galib ne begum ka gila Whisper dekha to arz kiya, "Ghaaghre ke niche se paani laal ata hai.. Wah wah.. Kya meri begum ka Bhosda bhi Paan khata hai".
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Romantic Funny SMS
  • Teacher: hamesha kaho ki mujhe sab pata hai. Chotte at home : Papa mujhe sab pata hai ;) Papa : beta ye 50 ruppee le aur chup rehna. Aunty to bas milne aati hain. Chotte : Mummy muje sab pata hai ;) Mummy : beta ye 100 ruppee le aur chup rehna. Raamu kaka to room saaf karte hain bas. Chotte (nokar se): Raamu kaka mujhe sab pata hai ;) Ramu kaka : sab jaanne ke baad bhi Apne baap ke gale nahin lagega pagley.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Romantic Funny SMS
  • Teacher- bachcho muh me Kya kya chize nhi leni chahiye.? . . Little student- pencil, Rabr anguli or jalta huaa blab.. Teacher- jalta huaa blb kyo? Little student- kyo ki rat ko Mummy papa se kahati h "Balb jl raha h Me muh me nhi lungi.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Romantic Funny SMS
  • X karte waqt callgirl ko hichki aayi To uper chade ladke ne puchha Ladka-kya hua? Callgirl-jaldi kar Be, Bahar aur bhi hain Jo hila hila k yad kar rahe hain.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Romantic Funny SMS
  • Sir Miss k B*obs daba Raha tha to 1 Bache ne Dekh Lia Sir-Beta Miss k Sine me Dard H Islye Daba Raha hu . . Bacha- Bhen k Lavde HBO Dekhta hu Pogo Nahi..
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Romantic Funny SMS
  • 60 Year Old Couple At Dinner. Wife: It Is So Romantic Today, My Breasts Feel So Warm. Husband Smiled And Said: Of-course Dear, Because One Is Hanging In The Coffee & The Other In The Soup.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Romantic Funny SMS
  • खुद :sunglasses: से ज्यादा संभाल कर रखता हूँ
    मोबाइल :iphone: अपना क्योंकि,
    रिश्ते :couple: सारे अब इसी में कैद हैं :calling:
    • 8 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS , Romantic Funny SMS
  • THoKar KHaKr GuNGuNaNa Hi ZiNDaGi H GuM Pi Kr MuSKuraNa Hi ZiNDaGi H 1LaDKi aGar DHoKa De To SuB KuCH BHuL Kr DuSri Ko PaTaNa Hi ZiNDaGi H.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Romantic Funny SMS
  • Champa:Raat aur Suhagraat me kya fark hai? Chameli:Suhagraat me hum kewal Pati ke sath ho sakte hai. Jab ki Raat me aisi koi pabandi nai hai
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Romantic Funny SMS
  • Gf to Bf: jb bi hum ldkiya Gandi baatein krti hai To tum ldko k kaan kyu khade ho jate h. . . . Bf:chal pagli use kaan thodi na khte h.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Romantic Funny SMS
  • Tumse pyar hum is tarah nibhayenge Hazaar baar ruthoge to bhi manayenge.. Maan jana warna aisa pyar dikhayenge Ki log aapse milne hospital aayenge...
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Romantic Funny SMS
  • Behind Every FAIL Student, There Is A HOT Girlfriend And What About TOPPERS? A HOT Madam Jiski Wajah Se Kaminay Sari Classes Attend Krte Hain.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Romantic Funny SMS
  • Wife: Hi, Did You Eat? Husband: Did You Eat? Wife: Are You Copying Me? Husband: Are You Copying Me? Wife: I Love You! Husband: Yes, I Already Eat.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Romantic Funny SMS